Nightmare Debuts

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Re: Nightmare Debuts

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StuartL wrote:By all accounts Sczezeseszney had a bit of a mare on his debut for.Roma.

Seem to recall Jenkinson scored a hell of an o.g on his pre-season debut.

Was at Anfield when Parlour gave away a pelanty on his debut.

Can anyone recall any others ?
Roma highlights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLknIkRZQk


maybe he was nervous? :roll:

If you think it's a compiliation of Sczezny howlers, think again.

In a single game, it has poor kicking, dawdling on the ball, poor positioning and palming the ball into the path of strikers for tap ins.

Just missing a clown car to come onto the pitch for Sczenzy.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.

cúnt.

:roll: :roll: :oops: :suicide:
Eboue is a proper ledge LOL
:oops:
You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe.

You say ledge, I say cúnt.


8)
I'm taking the piss - he is indeed an uber cu:nt :cussing:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.

cúnt.

:roll: :roll: :oops: :suicide:
Eboue is a proper ledge LOL
:oops:
You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe.

You say ledge, I say cúnt.

8)
You mean poe-tay-toe, right :rubchin: :wink: :lol:

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If Carlsberg did nightmare debuts.... Jonathan Woodgate for Real Madrid, own goal and sent off! 8)

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No one has mentioned Mr Arsenal's debut.A back pass intercepted in the first min and Sunderland scored.But as we all know the rest is history

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Lee Chapman at Stoke in 1982 was a particularly inept one

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just seen the highlights of Sir Chez debut,played a blinder from what I saw :shock:
http://talksport.com/football/video-wat ... 0804161328

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Bunting14 wrote:Lee Chapman at Stoke in 1982 was a particularly inept one
Lee Chapmans time at Arsenal in 1982 was a particular inept one !

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I hate Lee Chapman!

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.

cúnt.

:roll: :roll: :oops: :suicide:
Eboue is a proper ledge LOL
:oops:
You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe.

You say ledge, I say cúnt.


8)
I'm taking the piss - he is indeed an uber cu:nt :cussing:
:lol: :lol:

I KNOW you are, mate! So was I. :lol: :wink:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.

cúnt.

:roll: :roll: :oops: :suicide:
Eboue is a proper ledge LOL
:oops:
You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe.

You say ledge, I say cúnt.

8)
You mean poe-tay-toe, right :rubchin: :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Quality, Lefty. Was actually going to use that one, but thought, "why rob Lefty of an easy one?". :lol: :wink:

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:rubchin: Are we talking about forum debuts here :?:

"Im not an" is often a nightmare intro :barscarf:

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Theoperator wrote::rubchin: Are we talking about forum debuts here :?:

"Im not anne" is often a nightmare intro :barscarf:
I fucking bet you are at weekends though, huh?! :lol: :wink:

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Theoperator wrote::rubchin: Are we talking about forum debuts here :?:

"Im not a man" is often a nightmare intro :barscarf:
See above. 8)

:-P :wink:

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Re: Nightmare Debuts

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.

cúnt.

:roll: :roll: :oops: :suicide:
Eboue is a proper ledge LOL
:oops:
You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe.

You say ledge, I say cúnt.

8)
You mean poe-tay-toe, right :rubchin: :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Quality, Lefty. Was actually going to use that one, but thought, "why rob Lefty of an easy one?". :lol: :wink:
:lol: :barscarf:

And it is appreciated but please try not to point that out in future :roll: :lol:

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