The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread
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I don't think he'd take it even if we did, Sally:
1 - we couldn't match City's wages, or PSG's
2 - at 29, he doesn't want to wait at least another year for a sniff of a Champions' League medal......
1 - we couldn't match City's wages, or PSG's
2 - at 29, he doesn't want to wait at least another year for a sniff of a Champions' League medal......
Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread
Can I just make an edit please - it's not that we couldn't match City's wages, it's that the owner/manager wouldn't.Bob Bayliss wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:42 pmI don't think he'd take it even if we did, Sally:
1 - we couldn't match City's wages, or PSG's
2 - at 29, he doesn't want to wait at least another year for a sniff of a Champions' League medal......
Fair enough of point 2 - mostly because our owner and manager are c**ts.
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We could easily match his wages by selling some deadwood. We won't though because of Wenger's socialist structure (decreasingly, admittedly).Bob Bayliss wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:42 pmI don't think he'd take it even if we did, Sally:
1 - we couldn't match City's wages, or PSG's
2 - at 29, he doesn't want to wait at least another year for a sniff of a Champions' League medal......
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I would like to take this opportunity to laugh uproariously at the very fact that Barcelona are getting all whiny at another club tapping up and buying one of their better players after they've been doing that for years.
Fuck off, you're second rate now. And don't take the piss out of richer clubs when you cheat and dive your way past them in a chumps league game which you've probably paid to fix because they'll come back and humiliate you in front of the world.Ha fucking ha you utter arrogant *word censored*. The wheel has turned.
Fuck off, you're second rate now. And don't take the piss out of richer clubs when you cheat and dive your way past them in a chumps league game which you've probably paid to fix because they'll come back and humiliate you in front of the world.Ha fucking ha you utter arrogant *word censored*. The wheel has turned.
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From the BBC Footie website:
Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez, 28, he will not be sold to another English club this summer. (Times - subscription required)
Notice how the wording has changed from ‘Will not be sold’ to ‘Will not be sold to another English club this summer’
Arsenal are weighing up a move for 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri.(ESPN)
That sounds about par for the course that is wenker – another cheap very average French player
Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, plans to stay and fight for his place at the club next season.(London Evening Standard)
Good luck with that – Pete The Plank is one of wenker’s chosen favourites and will still be in goal in 5 years time…even on his zimmer frame..
Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez, 28, he will not be sold to another English club this summer. (Times - subscription required)
Notice how the wording has changed from ‘Will not be sold’ to ‘Will not be sold to another English club this summer’
Arsenal are weighing up a move for 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri.(ESPN)
That sounds about par for the course that is wenker – another cheap very average French player
Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, plans to stay and fight for his place at the club next season.(London Evening Standard)
Good luck with that – Pete The Plank is one of wenker’s chosen favourites and will still be in goal in 5 years time…even on his zimmer frame..
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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread
Sally Cinnamon wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:35 pmIdeally we'd offer Sanchez a two year deal with a realistic buy out clause for a foreign club if we don't win the PL this season.
Yup! That's what "We" would do...But Ohhhhh noooo Not wenkercuntslop
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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread
Translated means other clubs took one look at his wages and said no thanks.OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:52 am
Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, plans to stay and fight for his place at the club next season.(London Evening Standard)
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What is this 'winning' that's being spoken of? The 4th place dream is where it's atOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:55 amSally Cinnamon wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:35 pmIdeally we'd offer Sanchez a two year deal with a realistic buy out clause for a foreign club if we don't win the PL this season.
Yup! That's what "We" would do...But Ohhhhh noooo Not wenkercuntslop
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Reading somewhere we could trim £19 million a year getting rid of the deadwood..Debuchy, Jenkinson, Gibbs etc....
Mr 30 years (economics degree) has not seen that yet .....
Mr 30 years (economics degree) has not seen that yet .....
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Bob Bayliss wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:42 pmI don't think he'd take it even if we did, Sally:
1 - we couldn't match City's wages, or PSG's
2 - at 29, he doesn't want to wait at least another year for a sniff of a Champions' League medal......
Agreed, and don't call me sally
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We've already won the double, treble on the horizon this Sunday. Wenger leading us back to glory.postmanPat91 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:32 amWhat is this 'winning' that's being spoken of? The 4th place dream is where it's atOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:55 amSally Cinnamon wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:35 pmIdeally we'd offer Sanchez a two year deal with a realistic buy out clause for a foreign club if we don't win the PL this season.
Yup! That's what "We" would do...But Ohhhhh noooo Not wenkercuntslop
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Exactly, I wish people would keep a bit of perspective on here - DB10s right, this place is turning into fucking RedditSally Cinnamon wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:49 pmWe've already won the double, treble on the horizon this Sunday. Wenger leading us back to glory.postmanPat91 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:32 amWhat is this 'winning' that's being spoken of? The 4th place dream is where it's atOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:55 amSally Cinnamon wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:35 pmIdeally we'd offer Sanchez a two year deal with a realistic buy out clause for a foreign club if we don't win the PL this season.
Yup! That's what "We" would do...But Ohhhhh noooo Not wenkercuntslop
he is a universe and ruler unto himself and that universe is named:
Traaa Laaaa Laaa Laaa!
Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread
Seri is from the Ivory coastOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:52 amFrom the BBC Footie website:
Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez, 28, he will not be sold to another English club this summer. (Times - subscription required)
Notice how the wording has changed from ‘Will not be sold’ to ‘Will not be sold to another English club this summer’
Arsenal are weighing up a move for 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri.(ESPN)
That sounds about par for the course that is wenker – another cheap very average French player
Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, plans to stay and fight for his place at the club next season.(London Evening Standard)
Good luck with that – Pete The Plank is one of wenker’s chosen favourites and will still be in goal in 5 years time…even on his zimmer frame..
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Will you be able to sleep at night if we change that to "another cheap very average player from the French league"?beck wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:03 pmSeri is from the Ivory coastOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:52 amFrom the BBC Footie website:
Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez, 28, he will not be sold to another English club this summer. (Times - subscription required)
Notice how the wording has changed from ‘Will not be sold’ to ‘Will not be sold to another English club this summer’
Arsenal are weighing up a move for 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri.(ESPN)
That sounds about par for the course that is wenker – another cheap very average French player
Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, plans to stay and fight for his place at the club next season.(London Evening Standard)
Good luck with that – Pete The Plank is one of wenker’s chosen favourites and will still be in goal in 5 years time…even on his zimmer frame..