The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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Remember when we kept hearing about how our best players will all want to leave if Wanker goes? The truth is that they want to leave because he has left. This is not about players wanting more money, it's about players wanting to improve and play for a better, more ambitious manager.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 5:55 am
rodders999 wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:05 pm
This thread is heading down a Norman Wisdom-esque tunnel it may never emerge from :lol:
You Mean :mrgnu:

:D :wink:
Lets not go there, we did once it wasn't pretty.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:03 pm
Midz wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:25 pm
Back on track...

Virgil van Dijk - we have more chance of getting Dick van Dyke.

Sorry to hear that ox has rejected a new deal although after all the messing about Wenger has given him it's hardly surprising.

Naaah mate we have more chance of getting Mary Poppins - she would fit right in with our bunch of pussies in defence.
The look that says "My Agent has signed what!!!!?"


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storrmin571 wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:39 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 5:55 am
rodders999 wrote:
Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:05 pm
This thread is heading down a Norman Wisdom-esque tunnel it may never emerge from :lol:
You Mean :mrgnu:

:D :wink:
Lets not go there, we did once it wasn't pretty.
True, true.


:rubchin:


But it was entertaining. :mrgreen: :wink:

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Maaan! she looks 'hot' in this piccy



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It is truly sickening how Wenger manipulates the media and the supporters.

Stories coming out of Arsenal now suggest that we are going to bring Lemar and Van Dijk in, either next summer or in January. So once again the promise is "Jam Tomorrow" - just like it has been for the past 10 years or so. This is so obviously a distraction to divert attention away from yet another unfolding mess.

FFS - Why don't the media ever pull Wenger up on this endless shite ???

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:50 am
It is truly sickening how Wenger manipulates the media and the supporters.

Stories coming out of Arsenal now suggest that we are going to bring Lemar and Van Dijk in, either next summer or in January. So once again the promise is "Jam Tomorrow" - just like it has been for the past 10 years or so. This is so obviously a distraction to divert attention away from yet another unfolding mess.

FFS - Why don't the media ever pull Wenger up on this endless shite ???
Those prawn sandwiches must be epic is all i'm saying :wink:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:10 pm
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:50 am
It is truly sickening how Wenger manipulates the media and the supporters.

Stories coming out of Arsenal now suggest that we are going to bring Lemar and Van Dijk in, either next summer or in January. So once again the promise is "Jam Tomorrow" - just like it has been for the past 10 years or so. This is so obviously a distraction to divert attention away from yet another unfolding mess.

FFS - Why don't the media ever pull Wenger up on this endless shite ???
Those prawn sandwiches must be epic is all i'm saying :wink:
No doubt that too many put self interest first. There's also the unspoken threat that access will be denied to those who don't tow the line.

BUT their job is to ask the awkward questions - the questions that we would ask if only we got the chance. Make him squirm!!!!

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:18 pm
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:10 pm
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:50 am
It is truly sickening how Wenger manipulates the media and the supporters.

Stories coming out of Arsenal now suggest that we are going to bring Lemar and Van Dijk in, either next summer or in January. So once again the promise is "Jam Tomorrow" - just like it has been for the past 10 years or so. This is so obviously a distraction to divert attention away from yet another unfolding mess.

FFS - Why don't the media ever pull Wenger up on this endless shite ???
Those prawn sandwiches must be epic is all i'm saying :wink:
No doubt that too many put self interest first. There's also the unspoken threat that access will be denied to those who don't tow the line.

BUT their job is to ask the awkward questions - the questions that we would ask if only we got the chance. Make him squirm!!!!
Surely out of all the journo's there has to be at least one who is honest and willing to do their job.... :typing:


:coffeespit: . :coffeespit: . :coffeespit: . :coffeespit: .


Sorry I just realised what I had said/typed.... :oops: :duh:

They are all on the gravy train - they get their quotes; a meaningless bunch of utter bullshyte and lies as we all know, but the Big Stupid (aka: AKB's and Unconscious Zombies) read and believe it....


Wenger is the kind of utterly delusional, lying, truth bending ceuunt that could easily run and be president of a small third world country.

He has all the qualifications: Self Interest - even above family and friends - a Multi-millionaire Despot intent on making more, who has supreme and unquestionable power over all he surveys whose decisions and actions are answerable to no one.


We are going to need a coup d'état to oust the fuckker. :heads:

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:47 am
Maaan! she looks 'hot' in this piccy



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Think you need a spoon full of sugar to calm down...

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:47 am
Maaan! she looks 'hot' in this piccy



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Looks like a duck dipping it's beak.......

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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:18 pm
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 12:10 pm
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:50 am
It is truly sickening how Wenger manipulates the media and the supporters.

Stories coming out of Arsenal now suggest that we are going to bring Lemar and Van Dijk in, either next summer or in January. So once again the promise is "Jam Tomorrow" - just like it has been for the past 10 years or so. This is so obviously a distraction to divert attention away from yet another unfolding mess.

FFS - Why don't the media ever pull Wenger up on this endless shite ???
Those prawn sandwiches must be epic is all i'm saying :wink:
No doubt that too many put self interest first. There's also the unspoken threat that access will be denied to those who don't tow the line.

BUT their job is to ask the awkward questions - the questions that we would ask if only we got the chance. Make him squirm!!!!
If he does that they should then all refuse to go back.... Seriously, with instant internet access, You tube etc, is any newspaper really going to see a slump in sales because they don't have his self indulgent ramblings in it???

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There is no possible upside to what may or may not happen in the next few days. If Sanchez stays, on today's evidence, he will be a shadow of the player we recognise - going through the motions until he is allowed to leave in 9 months' time (when we will get not a penny for him).

If he goes to City in this window, we will get £50 million for him but we will not have time to buy any sort of adequate replacement. Would Guardiola allow Aguero to move to us in part-exchange, given Jesus's development? Very unlikely, but the only possible scenario that would give us anything positive out of his departure.

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That was the last you'll see of Alexis and the Ox in an Arsenal shirt as they trudged their way off, hooked by TO1AW even though the likes of the utterly fucking woeful Welwide, Sick Boy Ozil and the Swiss Moron were allowed to continue to bring shame upon the shirt

Still - as we all know, its about trimming down the squad rather than signing new players

Can't wait for the fallout from today closely followed by the Ox and Alexis bringing about a transfer window profit

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Bob Bayliss wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:37 pm
If he goes to City in this window, we will get £50 million for him but we will not have time to buy any sort of adequate replacement.
Makes you wonder if this wasn't the plan all along?, the perfect excuse not to 'replace' him is no time left.

I wonder if in the next few days we'll see stories leaked to the press about Sanchez being disruptive or something like that. :rubchin: :roll:

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