STOKE UTTER C UNTS

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STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Herd » Mon May 08, 2017 10:21 am

Casually watching match of the day when I watch the Boscombe v Stoke game Hairy Otter makes a tackle where he cleanly gets the ball as Joey Barton lite lunges in too admittedly studs were up .
Mr allan did several contorted twists despite the small but annoying fact he wasnt caught by the studs at all.
Stoke ,known throughout the land as the arbiters of fair play protest to the referee appealing for otter to0 be sent off .
The leader of the protests was none other than the Cherubim Ryan fucking Shawcross .
Charlie Allan was so badly injured he managed to play the entire game thus proving what an annoying little cheating c untoid he is .
Then the saintly Mark Hughes no stranger to faking it himself to get players sent off gets all niffy afterwards .
I'm waiting for the MOTD bods to see through the stoke charade but no they all say arter was lucky no to go off !
What cants pundits are !
Mark Hughes , is there a more annoying cant in the land ?

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Allgunsblazin » Mon May 08, 2017 10:25 am

Casually watching match of the day when I watch the Boscombe v Stoke game Hairy Otter makes a tackle where he cleanly gets the ball as Joey Barton lite lunges in too admittedly studs were up .
Mr allan did several contorted twists despite the small but annoying fact he wasnt caught by the studs at all.
Stoke ,known throughout the land as the arbiters of fair play protest to the referee appealing for otter to0 be sent off .
The leader of the protests was none other than the Cherubim Ryan fucking Shawcross .
Charlie Allan was so badly injured he managed to play the entire game thus proving what an annoying little cheating c untoid he is .
Then the saintly Mark Hughes no stranger to faking it himself to get players sent off gets all niffy afterwards .
I'm waiting for the MOTD bods to see through the stoke charade but no they all say arter was lucky no to go off !
What cants pundits are !
Mark Hughes , is there a more annoying cant in the land ?
Another underachieving millionaire manager not unlike Pulis, Welsh wonders!... :lol:

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Swale_Gooner1985 » Mon May 08, 2017 10:31 am

Casually watching match of the day when I watch the Boscombe v Stoke game Hairy Otter makes a tackle where he cleanly gets the ball as Joey Barton lite lunges in too admittedly studs were up .
Mr allan did several contorted twists despite the small but annoying fact he wasnt caught by the studs at all.
Stoke ,known throughout the land as the arbiters of fair play protest to the referee appealing for otter to0 be sent off .
The leader of the protests was none other than the Cherubim Ryan fucking Shawcross .
Charlie Allan was so badly injured he managed to play the entire game thus proving what an annoying little cheating c untoid he is .
Then the saintly Mark Hughes no stranger to faking it himself to get players sent off gets all niffy afterwards .
I'm waiting for the MOTD bods to see through the stoke charade but no they all say arter was lucky no to go off !
What cants pundits are !
Mark Hughes , is there a more annoying cant in the land ?
Absolutely spot on about every awful excuse for a human being that plays for Stoke but it was a pretty wreck less tackle! Really high and out of control, could have been a leg breaker

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Herd » Mon May 08, 2017 2:55 pm

Its a shame it didnt , he didnt catch him and allan lunges in too . hate the stokies !

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby the playing mantis » Mon May 08, 2017 3:13 pm

oh Swale is back. Great...
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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon May 08, 2017 3:23 pm

Stoke is an anagram of Inbred Orcs Who Are All Butt Fuckk Ugly And Fuckk Each Other Up The Arris.
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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Rugby Gooner » Tue May 09, 2017 9:30 am

No further comment required,this thread describes them exactly with its title

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby augie » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:14 pm

And to think that some of you b.astards don't believe in karma

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... ester-city

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: Take that you caaaant

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby augie » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:16 pm


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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Jock Gooner » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:20 pm

You kinda hope that when Stoke are (nearly) worthy of our time that it's going to be good :lol: :lol:

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby StuartL » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:30 pm

There is a video too

Wonder if the stokies will be singing songs about that ?

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby augie » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:31 pm

You kinda hope that when Stoke are (nearly) worthy of our time that it's going to be good :lol: :lol:

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:



Wonder how long it will take for some knob posting shit about how our enjoyment of this is wrong, and how we are AFC and are too classy to behave this way :roll: :roll:

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Herd » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:33 pm

Seriously its time to send the cu nt some mail.

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby Leyton Gooner » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:44 pm

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Almost the moment of the summer if it wasn't for the cricket world cup.

Actually out of all the religions Buddhism and Hinduism and their ideas of karma and reincarnation are the ones I would gravitate towards if I had to. No idea why but just feel they're most likely to be "right".

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Re: STOKE UTTER C UNTS

Postby cardinal2011 » Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:36 pm

Well that is a shame..... isn't it?


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