STOKE UTTER C UNTS

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Clash wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:11 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:18 pm
Just because........ :lol:

4 months is nowhere near long enough :x

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/f ... ry-3148295

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Oh what a shame! I was hoping there would be complications and gangrene would set it ... meaning an amputation would be necessary ... and where a mix up would result in the wrong leg being amputated.
:lol: :high5:

I can hear the chant now - He Stinks Of Gangrene and hobbles along
Ohhh! Jeeezuss Shawcross the Stink is so Strong!

:barscarf:

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I've said it for bloody years round here and nothing's fucking well happened and now we're seeing the ideal moment for it. Where is the bloody wanker emoticon. Bring the fucker back so I can use it right now. Fuck me its absence is ruining what should be a great moment for all of us. Get it back now.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:54 pm
Clash wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:11 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:18 pm
Just because........ :lol:

4 months is nowhere near long enough :x

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/f ... ry-3148295

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Oh what a shame! I was hoping there would be complications and gangrene would set it ... meaning an amputation would be necessary ... and where a mix up would result in the wrong leg being amputated.
:lol: :high5:

I can hear the chant now - He Stinks Of Gangrene and hobbles along
Ohhh! Jeeezuss Shawcross the Stink is so Strong!

:barscarf:

:lol: If I may :rubchin:

He looks like an orc, he stinks of gangrene,

he's the ugliest fucker, that you've ever seen

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:51 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:54 pm
Clash wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:11 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:18 pm
Just because........ :lol:

4 months is nowhere near long enough :x

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/f ... ry-3148295

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Oh what a shame! I was hoping there would be complications and gangrene would set it ... meaning an amputation would be necessary ... and where a mix up would result in the wrong leg being amputated.
:lol: :high5:

I can hear the chant now - He Stinks Of Gangrene and hobbles along
Ohhh! Jeeezuss Shawcross the Stink is so Strong!

:barscarf:


:lol: If I may :rubchin:

He looks like an orc, he stinks of gangrene,

he's the ugliest fucker, that you've ever seen

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Inded you may Good Saaar!

The royalty cheque is in the post! :high5:

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Why thank you good man :lol:

In other news Orc City kick off their Championship campaign today at home to QPR....apart from RS who won't :lol: :barscarf: :barscarf:

Fuck him the horrible orc cu.nt that he is :dancingbanana: :flag:

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After losing their opening match of the season, Orc City will today mainly be losing at Charlton with any luck.

I have the team sheet and surprise surprise no Shawcross today :barscarf: :lol:

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Thank you Charlton :barscarf:

Early days maybe but this makes for good reading :lol:

https://www.efl.com/clubs-and-competiti ... gue-table/

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Any update on the Shawcunt injury? Gangrene or Sepsis yet?

:D :censored: :D

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As said elsewhere ...these scumbags lost again today...

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Bradywasking wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:26 pm
As said elsewhere ...these scumbags lost again today...
:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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This makes for good reading :lol:

https://www.skysports.com/championship-table

Next up at Mordor are Bristol City so another defeat for the Orcs :barscarf:

At this rate the fu.ckers will be relegated by Xmas 8)

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 4:56 pm
This makes for good reading :lol:

https://www.skysports.com/championship-table

Next up at Mordor are Bristol City so another defeat for the Orcs :barscarf:

At this rate the fu.ckers will be relegated by Xmas 8)
So Santa Claus is real. I fucking knew it. 8)

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It would be wanking material if these bastards went down again 8)

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falkirk goon wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:43 am
It would be wanking material if these bastards went down again 8)
It would be the footballing wankbank equivalent of Mila Kunis noshing down on Brie Larson. 8)

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falkirk goon wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:43 am
It would be wanking material if these bastards went down again 8)
One can only pray, these dirty tw*ts shouldn't be playing league football, pub level is about right for them.

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