Modern Football Bol**cks

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:32 pm
I believe Bellend's knee injury isn't even football related ffs. :roll:

Apparently strutting about like a fucking peacock dressed as a tart plays havoc with the knees.

:D
:lol:

Does it :wink:
:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:32 pm
I believe Bellend's knee injury isn't even football related ffs. :roll:

Apparently strutting about like a fucking peacock dressed as a tart plays havoc with the knees.

:D
:lol:

Does it :wink:
:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:55 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:32 pm
I believe Bellend's knee injury isn't even football related ffs. :roll:

Apparently strutting about like a fucking peacock dressed as a tart plays havoc with the knees.

:D
:lol:

Does it :wink:
:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:


Get a room girls. :wink: :D
So many threads have you two 'bouncing' off each other. :shock: :lol: :lol:
A jock and a (almost plausible author and part time Mod) Dubliner, walk into a bar..................

I'm sure that Lefty has a joke ending for that one




:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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The Arsenal Way wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:50 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:55 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:32 pm
I believe Bellend's knee injury isn't even football related ffs. :roll:

Apparently strutting about like a fucking peacock dressed as a tart plays havoc with the knees.

:D
:lol:

Does it :wink:
:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:


Get a room girls. :wink: :D
So many threads have you two 'bouncing' off each other. :shock: :lol: :lol:
A jock and a (almost plausible author and part time Mod) Dubliner, walk into a bar..................

I'm sure that Lefty has a joke ending for that one




:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol:

Feel free to join in love if you're feeling left out....it's not a closed shop ffs :rubchin:

Just read your post over on the transfer thread....somebody got out the wrong side of bed this morning eh :roll:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:06 pm
The Arsenal Way wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:50 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:55 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm


:lol:

Does it :wink:
:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:


Get a room girls. :wink: :D
So many threads have you two 'bouncing' off each other. :shock: :lol: :lol:
A jock and a (almost plausible author and part time Mod) Dubliner, walk into a bar..................

I'm sure that Lefty has a joke ending for that one




:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol:

Feel free to join in love if you're feeling left out....it's not a closed shop ffs :rubchin:

Just read your post over on the transfer thread....somebody got out the wrong side of bed this morning eh :roll:
I can't join in Jock. I'm not part of The Clique. Am wondering how you managed to get accepted so soon into it? :rubchin:

:shock: :lol: :barscarf:

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The Arsenal Way wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:55 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:06 pm
The Arsenal Way wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:50 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:55 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm


:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:


Get a room girls. :wink: :D
So many threads have you two 'bouncing' off each other. :shock: :lol: :lol:
A jock and a (almost plausible author and part time Mod) Dubliner, walk into a bar..................

I'm sure that Lefty has a joke ending for that one




:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol:

Feel free to join in love if you're feeling left out....it's not a closed shop ffs :rubchin:

Just read your post over on the transfer thread....somebody got out the wrong side of bed this morning eh :roll:
I can't join in Jock. I'm not part of The Clique. Am wondering how you managed to get accepted so soon into it? :rubchin:

:shock: :lol: :barscarf:
The clique....what clique. All you need is an ability to post cutting edge commentary about the Arsenal or failing that talk a load of bollox and bribe people like I do.

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Just caught a couple of old episodes of The Big Match on BT Sport. Wow! What a difference in the game. Yes, not technically as good, but what a better game it was back then. Players allowed to tackle, nobody just going down pretending to be pushed, staying on their feet if there was a chance of getting a shot away. While watching, you half expect them to go down as we’re all so used to it these days. Unfortunately we lost to West Ham at home in the league and away to Boro in the FA Cup, both from around Feb 77. So no change there, then!

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The Arsenal Way wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:50 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:55 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:32 pm
I believe Bellend's knee injury isn't even football related ffs. :roll:

Apparently strutting about like a fucking peacock dressed as a tart plays havoc with the knees.

:D
:lol:

Does it :wink:
:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:


Get a room girls. :wink: :D
So many threads have you two 'bouncing' off each other. :shock: :lol: :lol:
A jock and a (almost plausible author and part time Mod) Dubliner, walk into a bar..................

I'm sure that Lefty has a joke ending for that one




:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol:
Jaysus you deffo had your period on Saturday didn't you.....? :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:16 am
The Arsenal Way wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:50 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:55 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm


:lol:

Does it :wink:
:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:


Get a room girls. :wink: :D
So many threads have you two 'bouncing' off each other. :shock: :lol: :lol:
A jock and a (almost plausible author and part time Mod) Dubliner, walk into a bar..................

I'm sure that Lefty has a joke ending for that one




:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol:
Jaysus you deffo had your period on Saturday didn't you.....? :lol: :wink:


In my defence, it was bought on by reading about the wimmins footy WC. :wink: :D
I'd use the 'C' word when discussing that tournament, but that would be misconstrued too.

:lol: :barscarf:

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The Arsenal Way wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:18 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:16 am
The Arsenal Way wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:50 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:55 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:38 pm


:lol:

Oh absolutely! *twirls in fashionable Prada shirt*

:wink:
:lol:

But your shirt is just so adorable darling :lol:

How long before our macho RB is wearing boots with a bit of a heel :roll:

Thank Christ there isn't an air kiss emoji :shock:


Get a room girls. :wink: :D
So many threads have you two 'bouncing' off each other. :shock: :lol: :lol:
A jock and a (almost plausible author and part time Mod) Dubliner, walk into a bar..................

I'm sure that Lefty has a joke ending for that one




:lol: :barscarf: :lol: :barscarf: :lol:
Jaysus you deffo had your period on Saturday didn't you.....? :lol: :wink:


In my defence, it was bought on by reading about the wimmins footy WC. :wink: :D
I'd use the 'C' word when discussing that tournament, but that would be misconstrued too.

:lol: :barscarf:
:lol:

Not by me it wouldn't be! :D :wink:

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Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So?

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Andrew wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:04 pm
augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So?



It wasn't a judgement on my part cos I love to watch 2 girls exploring each others bodies :wink:

Being serious though, the ONLY point I was making was that I am stunned that somewhere between 25%-50% of the englands womens squad is lesbian, and I would think that everyone else would be unless they honestly believe that one out of every 2 women worldwide are gay

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augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:22 pm
Andrew wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:04 pm
augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So?



It wasn't a judgement on my part cos I love to watch 2 girls exploring each others bodies :wink:

Being serious though, the ONLY point I was making was that I am stunned that somewhere between 25%-50% of the englands womens squad is lesbian, and I would think that everyone else would be unless they honestly believe that one out of every 2 women worldwide are gay
Well speaking as a lesbian I would say that we love the sports and all that bloke stuff init. You need to be woke.







:lol: :wink:

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augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.

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