Modern Football Bol**cks

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:55 pm
augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:47 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:55 pm
augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

I thought pride month had finished. Surely you can just grow out of that phase and get on with your life now?

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:20 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:47 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:55 pm
augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

I thought pride month had finished. Surely you can just grow out of that phase and get on with your life now?
Oh ok then. :cry:

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:20 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:47 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:55 pm
augie wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

I thought pride month had finished. Surely you can just grow out of that phase and get on with your life now?
Apparently its pride season, so that implies longer than a month

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Pride Season? At Arsenal, it's known as 'just try not to embarrass ourselves in the transfer market' season.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:43 pm
Pride Season? At Arsenal, it's known as 'just try not to embarrass ourselves in the transfer market' season.
We haven't had a season we could be proud of in a while :(

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falkirk goon wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:09 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:43 pm
Pride Season? At Arsenal, it's known as 'just try not to embarrass ourselves in the transfer market' season.
We haven't had a season we could be proud of in a while :(
:D :D :D

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Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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augie wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:01 am
Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
no doubt Arsenal men will get more 12.30pm kick offs before the main event of the day - an Arsenal womens match at 3pm :D

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augie wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:01 am
Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The telling quote in that article is "as a way of improving attendances and the profile of the WS".

The women's game is a parasitic fucking leech. :roll:

Tbh I can't see it working. Who the fuck wants to turn up 2 or 3 hours early to watch a shit standard kick about populated by mostly ugly bitches?

The club have a certain percentage of fans that turn up early and get their merchandise and hotdogs and a few beers and/or like to sit and soak up what they call a prematch "atmosphere" nowadays. I reckon inflicting this turgid shit version of football on them will cut those numbers if anything - and that would not be acceptable to Modern Arsenal which we all know is all about the profit margin..... :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:58 am
augie wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:01 am
Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The telling quote in that article is "as a way of improving attendances and the profile of the WS".

The women's game is a parasitic fucking leech. :roll:

Tbh I can't see it working. Who the fuck wants to turn up 2 or 3 hours early to watch a shit standard kick about populated by mostly ugly bitches?

The club have a certain percentage of fans that turn up early and get their merchandise and hotdogs and a few beers and/or like to sit and soak up what they call a prematch "atmosphere" nowadays. I reckon inflicting this turgid shit version of football on them will cut those numbers if anything - and that would not be acceptable to Modern Arsenal which we all know is all about the profit margin..... :roll:
Dont bother me, I'm not going to the Emirates...what with this and VAR football as we know it is long gone

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It's now becoming a sanitised television experience , The sponsors need controversy and VAR is just the way to get it. instead of just drawing lines and having a two minute chat they now can analyse and dismember all sorts of decisions . It will be great for their armchair viewers but the true supporters will be shortchanged and eventually will leave.

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no I will not be great for their "armchair supporters"

we are all football fans

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:58 am
augie wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:01 am
Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The telling quote in that article is "as a way of improving attendances and the profile of the WS".

The women's game is a parasitic fucking leech. :roll:

Tbh I can't see it working. Who the fuck wants to turn up 2 or 3 hours early to watch a shit standard kick about populated by mostly ugly bitches?

The club have a certain percentage of fans that turn up early and get their merchandise and hotdogs and a few beers and/or like to sit and soak up what they call a prematch "atmosphere" nowadays. I reckon inflicting this turgid shit version of football on them will cut those numbers if anything - and that would not be acceptable to Modern Arsenal which we all know is all about the profit margin..... :roll:

It might get the message through to them that nobody is interested. Most folk these days turn up last minute or stay on the concourse to have a chat and a drink. It's bad enough sometimes having to go in and watch the men let alone this new option.

The club emailed out last year asking if fans wanted bars to remain open after matches or maybe for entertainment to be put on - er, no thanks.

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Megan Cameltoe of the USA women's kick about team. :roll: :censored: Like she's like an activist and stuff like dude. :roll:

She obviously does not understand the terms subjective and objective. Her team wins the women's kick about cup and she demands DEMANDS equal pay with the men's game.

Well my old 5 aside team won a pub tourny last summer and fuck it I now want equal pay with the PL. 8)

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