Modern Football Bol**cks

[northbank123]

The near extinction of the Saturday 3pm kick off for us.

[DB10GOONER]

I. FUCKING. HATE. CÚNTS. THAT. BRING. DRUMS. TO. GAMES.



Dedicated to Clash.

[Clash]

[EastupperA]

Modern football is mostly played by cúnts, run by cúnts, talked about by cúnts, written about by cúnts, and watched by cúnts.

I could not have put it better.....

[robbo10]

These w*ankers covering their mouths when having a giggle with their "opposition" as they walk off at half/full time.

Who fucking cares what you have to say to another overpaid diving lazy c*nt.

And while I'm at it,the fucking love-ins these players have with each-other,its sickening.

[DB10GOONER]

Making statues of fuckers that are still alive...

Although it can lead to hilarious mishaps like the Ladyboy/Goofy combo. But this MUST be a piss take, right? Right?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... tgalleries

Weirdest looking monkey I've ever seen.

[canonspark]

Just watched the Championship playoff Final.I wanted Huddersfield to win,but can't believe that we have come to the point where PLAYERS take selfie sticks up with them to receive their trophy/medals.
Along with fucking bearded hipster c*unts,the Japanese tourist,"I've paid £500 for my ticket but don't really know/care where I am,and the absolute fucktards who had to "video" the minutes silence at the Cup Final instead of actually respecting and observing it,modern football is fucked.

Think its modern society not just football mate

[canonspark]

People who don't go to football matches but feel the need to constantly moan about the team they claim to support

[DB10GOONER]

Sheep-like moron fans that think supporting the manager equates to supporting the team.
Sheep-like moron fans that think criticising the manager makes you a "traitor"
Idiots that say things like "Arsene IS Arsenal"
Fat bald football fans. One is bad enough, but BOTH?! Seriously, if you are a fat baldy, then at least try and change what you can and make a fucking effort on the tubbiness and get in the gym.

[Swiss Tony Adams]

Making statues of fuckers that are still alive...

Although it can lead to hilarious mishaps like the Ladyboy/Goofy combo. But this MUST be a piss take, right? Right?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... tgalleries

Weirdest looking monkey I've ever seen.

That is horrendous! Done by the same 'sculptor' who did the Ronaldo one. The mind boggles.
Actually monkeyboy's statue looks better than him...

[DB10GOONER]

Making statues of fuckers that are still alive...

Although it can lead to hilarious mishaps like the Ladyboy/Goofy combo. But this MUST be a piss take, right? Right?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football ... tgalleries

Weirdest looking monkey I've ever seen.

That is horrendous! Done by the same 'sculptor' who did the Ronaldo one. The mind boggles.
Actually monkeyboy's statue looks better than him...

[Swiss Tony Adams]

Fat bald football fans. One is bad enough, but BOTH?! Seriously, if you are a fat baldy, then at least try and change what you can and make a fucking effort on the tubbiness and get in the gym.

Or wear a hat?
Probably the easier way for fat baldies to sort out one of them.

And please, remember to wear a shirt...always!

[BFG4]

Players who hide from social media when they lose a game, but act as though they've won the treble, when they get any positive result. Ozil springs to mind

[DB10GOONER]

Fat bald football fans. One is bad enough, but BOTH?! Seriously, if you are a fat baldy, then at least try and change what you can and make a fucking effort on the tubbiness and get in the gym.

Or wear a hat?
Probably the easier way for fat baldies to sort out one of them.

And please, remember to wear a shirt...always!

That's NB123 next season - erm, wye aye man!

[arseofacrow]

That fucking goal celebration where the scorer goes slowly to the corner flag, waits for his team mates, and then they huddle together trying to look cool. Then 10 minutes later we can restart the game.

Go fuck yourselves.