Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:47 am

Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Perryashburtongroves » Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:20 am

Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

I thought pride month had finished. Surely you can just grow out of that phase and get on with your life now?

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Jul 02, 2019 5:32 pm

Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

I thought pride month had finished. Surely you can just grow out of that phase and get on with your life now?
Oh ok then. :cry:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Redarmy » Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:52 pm

Every single time there are euro or world cup finals on, some cuntin newspaper will do a feature on the wags of some of the players in England squad - this morning (out of utter boredom) I clicked on an article showing partners of 10 of the girls/women in the England squad ………. FIVE out of the 10 were lesbians :shock: :shock: I know that there might not be another gay player in the squad, but surely 5 out of 20 is an unusually high number (25%) ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


From some of the away performances last season, I reckon at least 50-75% of our squad are lesbians.
:lol:

Speaking as a lesbian I was so offended by your post I had to go off and nosh a burst hedgehog or two. Racist bastard.

:lol: :wink:

I thought pride month had finished. Surely you can just grow out of that phase and get on with your life now?
Apparently its pride season, so that implies longer than a month

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Perryashburtongroves » Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:43 pm

Pride Season? At Arsenal, it's known as 'just try not to embarrass ourselves in the transfer market' season.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby falkirk goon » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:09 pm

Pride Season? At Arsenal, it's known as 'just try not to embarrass ourselves in the transfer market' season.
We haven't had a season we could be proud of in a while :(

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Redarmy » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:13 pm

Pride Season? At Arsenal, it's known as 'just try not to embarrass ourselves in the transfer market' season.
We haven't had a season we could be proud of in a while :(
:D :D :D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby augie » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:01 am

Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Gunner Rob » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:51 am

Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
no doubt Arsenal men will get more 12.30pm kick offs before the main event of the day - an Arsenal womens match at 3pm :D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:58 am

Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The telling quote in that article is "as a way of improving attendances and the profile of the WS".

The women's game is a parasitic fucking leech. :roll:

Tbh I can't see it working. Who the fuck wants to turn up 2 or 3 hours early to watch a shit standard kick about populated by mostly ugly bitches?

The club have a certain percentage of fans that turn up early and get their merchandise and hotdogs and a few beers and/or like to sit and soak up what they call a prematch "atmosphere" nowadays. I reckon inflicting this turgid shit version of football on them will cut those numbers if anything - and that would not be acceptable to Modern Arsenal which we all know is all about the profit margin..... :roll:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Redarmy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 7:55 am

Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The telling quote in that article is "as a way of improving attendances and the profile of the WS".

The women's game is a parasitic fucking leech. :roll:

Tbh I can't see it working. Who the fuck wants to turn up 2 or 3 hours early to watch a shit standard kick about populated by mostly ugly bitches?

The club have a certain percentage of fans that turn up early and get their merchandise and hotdogs and a few beers and/or like to sit and soak up what they call a prematch "atmosphere" nowadays. I reckon inflicting this turgid shit version of football on them will cut those numbers if anything - and that would not be acceptable to Modern Arsenal which we all know is all about the profit margin..... :roll:
Dont bother me, I'm not going to the Emirates...what with this and VAR football as we know it is long gone

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby A11M11 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:32 am

It's now becoming a sanitised television experience , The sponsors need controversy and VAR is just the way to get it. instead of just drawing lines and having a two minute chat they now can analyse and dismember all sorts of decisions . It will be great for their armchair viewers but the true supporters will be shortchanged and eventually will leave.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby IW8Goalmachine » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:02 am

no I will not be great for their "armchair supporters"

we are all football fans

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Jock Gooner » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:18 am

Feast your eyes on this news lads

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-17396020

PC AFC strikes again :barscarf: :barscarf: :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
The telling quote in that article is "as a way of improving attendances and the profile of the WS".

The women's game is a parasitic fucking leech. :roll:

Tbh I can't see it working. Who the fuck wants to turn up 2 or 3 hours early to watch a shit standard kick about populated by mostly ugly bitches?

The club have a certain percentage of fans that turn up early and get their merchandise and hotdogs and a few beers and/or like to sit and soak up what they call a prematch "atmosphere" nowadays. I reckon inflicting this turgid shit version of football on them will cut those numbers if anything - and that would not be acceptable to Modern Arsenal which we all know is all about the profit margin..... :roll:

It might get the message through to them that nobody is interested. Most folk these days turn up last minute or stay on the concourse to have a chat and a drink. It's bad enough sometimes having to go in and watch the men let alone this new option.

The club emailed out last year asking if fans wanted bars to remain open after matches or maybe for entertainment to be put on - er, no thanks.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:22 am

Megan Cameltoe of the USA women's kick about team. :roll: :censored: Like she's like an activist and stuff like dude. :roll:

She obviously does not understand the terms subjective and objective. Her team wins the women's kick about cup and she demands DEMANDS equal pay with the men's game.

Well my old 5 aside team won a pub tourny last summer and fuck it I now want equal pay with the PL. 8)


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