Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby xisstential » Mon May 20, 2019 1:00 pm

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/footbal ... spartandhp

Oh dear :roll: :roll: :roll:

Anyway should be well received on here :D :D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Gunner Rob » Mon May 20, 2019 1:10 pm

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/footbal ... spartandhp

Oh dear :roll: :roll: :roll:

Anyway should be well received on here :D :D
was this actually seriously considered ? :shock:

women's football isn't even the same sport.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Jock Gooner » Mon May 20, 2019 3:27 pm

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/footbal ... spartandhp

Oh dear :roll: :roll: :roll:

Anyway should be well received on here :D :D

Being one of the more progressive and enlightened gooners I think that this is actually quite a good idea and should be imposed upon citeh along with their CL ban when they are found guilty of breaching FFP.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon May 20, 2019 5:31 pm

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/footbal ... spartandhp

Oh dear :roll: :roll: :roll:

Anyway should be well received on here :D :D
was this actually seriously considered ? :shock:

women's football isn't even a sport.
Fixed that for ya mate. 8)

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon May 20, 2019 5:35 pm

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/footbal ... spartandhp

Oh dear :roll: :roll: :roll:

Anyway should be well received on here :D :D
Fucking hell she looks like she is the Queen Lesbian in Cell Block D of some particularly brutal women's prison. :shock:

:D :wink:

I actually saw this stupid cùnt talking on some SlySports programme as if women's football was actually at a better level than under 12s mens football...... silly fucker. :roll:

Also she had a voice like a docker who has been gargling rhino spunk and razor blades for the last decade. :shock:

:wink:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Retro Gunner » Mon May 20, 2019 10:07 pm

I think that the reaction of the bigoted chauvinists on here is an outrage.

I’m with Jock on this and welcome the idea. Sarri should be sacked immediately and this woman put in place as the men’s Chelsea manager immediately....nicely in time for next week’s final.

In fact, to show how “woke” I am, I’d go one better and insist that the ladies goalkeeper takes the position in the men’s team.

There....diverse, inclusive and progressive...marvellous.


Oh, btw....the article says that Chelsea won the women’s super league this season.....I think they’ll find it was the Arsenal Ladies (actually Arsenal Women as it is now :roll: ) that won it.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue May 21, 2019 5:45 am

I think that the reaction of the bigoted chauvinists on here is an outrage.

I’m with Jock on this and welcome the idea. Sarri should be sacked immediately and this woman put in place as the men’s Chelsea manager immediately....nicely in time for next week’s final.

In fact, to show how “woke” I am, I’d go one better and insist that the ladies goalkeeper takes the position in the men’s team.

There....diverse, inclusive and progressive...marvellous.


Oh, btw....the article says that Chelsea won the women’s super league this season..... I think they’ll find it was the Arsenal Ladies (actually Arsenal Women as it is now :roll: ) that won it.
:lol:

That is literally how much of a flying fuck anyone REALLY gives about women's "football". The reporter that wrote it just thought "ah it was one of them women's teams that won it". :D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Bradywasking » Tue May 21, 2019 6:11 am

I think that the reaction of the bigoted chauvinists on here is an outrage.

I’m with Jock on this and welcome the idea. Sarri should be sacked immediately and this woman put in place as the men’s Chelsea manager immediately....nicely in time for next week’s final.

In fact, to show how “woke” I am, I’d go one better and insist that the ladies goalkeeper takes the position in the men’s team.

There....diverse, inclusive and progressive...marvellous.


Oh, btw....the article says that Chelsea won the women’s super league this season.....I think they’ll find it was the Arsenal Ladies (actually Arsenal Women as it is now :roll: ) that won it.
The Arsenal ladies keeper is better than Helmet Head in fairness.

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Clash » Tue May 21, 2019 9:55 am

I think that the reaction of the bigoted chauvinists on here is an outrage.

I’m with Jock on this and welcome the idea. Sarri should be sacked immediately and this woman put in place as the men’s Chelsea manager immediately....nicely in time for next week’s final.

In fact, to show how “woke” I am, I’d go one better and insist that the ladies goalkeeper takes the position in the men’s team.

There....diverse, inclusive and progressive...marvellous.


Oh, btw....the article says that Chelsea won the women’s super league this season.....I think they’ll find it was the Arsenal Ladies (actually Arsenal Women as it is now :roll: ) that won it.
:D :D

Thank you Retro, I now feel enlightened by yours and Jock's fair minded and forward thinking posts.

This would be a real boost for football and not just the women's game if she took charge of the final. Even in defeat she would have at least managed a team in a european final. How many male managers can say that? This is something all right thinking people need to get behind.

Anything to make the sisterhood feel more independent and empowered is progress. And they deserve this after so many years of oppression!

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Gunner Rob » Tue May 21, 2019 9:58 am

i take it no one on here will be watching the Women's World Cup this summer then ?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Retro Gunner » Tue May 21, 2019 10:03 am

I think that the reaction of the bigoted chauvinists on here is an outrage.

I’m with Jock on this and welcome the idea. Sarri should be sacked immediately and this woman put in place as the men’s Chelsea manager immediately....nicely in time for next week’s final.

In fact, to show how “woke” I am, I’d go one better and insist that the ladies goalkeeper takes the position in the men’s team.

There....diverse, inclusive and progressive...marvellous.


Oh, btw....the article says that Chelsea won the women’s super league this season..... I think they’ll find it was the Arsenal Ladies (actually Arsenal Women as it is now :roll: ) that won it.
:lol:

That is literally how much of a flying fuck anyone REALLY gives about women's "football". The reporter that wrote it just thought "ah it was one of them women's teams that won it". :D

:lol: :lol:

" 'Ere, I'm writing an article about women's football...who won the WSL this season ?"
"Errr....dunno, one of the women's teams wasn't it ??"
"S'pose so, but which one ?"
"How the fuck do I know ? Who cares ?"
"Oh fuck it, no one will have a clue, I'll just say Chelsea....yeah, that's what I'll do...."

:D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Gunner Rob » Tue May 21, 2019 10:11 am

I think that the reaction of the bigoted chauvinists on here is an outrage.

I’m with Jock on this and welcome the idea. Sarri should be sacked immediately and this woman put in place as the men’s Chelsea manager immediately....nicely in time for next week’s final.

In fact, to show how “woke” I am, I’d go one better and insist that the ladies goalkeeper takes the position in the men’s team.

There....diverse, inclusive and progressive...marvellous.


Oh, btw....the article says that Chelsea won the women’s super league this season.....I think they’ll find it was the Arsenal Ladies (actually Arsenal Women as it is now :roll: ) that won it.
you seem quite knowledgable about this crap :wink:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Clash » Tue May 21, 2019 11:32 am

i take it no one on here will be watching the Women's World Cup this summer then ?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:D

We should make the most of it Rob ... when the next one comes round in 4 years time, it will be compulsory to watch it.

If you try to change channels, it will be on every channel ... it you try to turn off your TV, the off button will have been disabled ... if you go out of the house you will be rounded up by heavily armed Police for being outside during a woman's match and thrown in to a cell showing the game ... if you escape to the countryside, live updates and commentaries will boom out from loud speakers ...

You think I'm crazy? Mark my words that this hell on earth is coming!

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Jock Gooner » Tue May 21, 2019 11:44 am

i take it no one on here will be watching the Women's World Cup this summer then ?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:D

We should make the most of it Rob ... when the next one comes round in 4 years time, it will be compulsory to watch it.

If you try to change channels, it will be on every channel ... it you try to turn off your TV, the off button will have been disabled ... if you go out of the house you will be rounded up by heavily armed Police for being outside during a woman's match and thrown in to a cell showing the game ... if you escape to the countryside, live updates and commentaries will boom out from loud speakers ...

You think I'm crazy? Mark my words that this hell on earth is coming!

A big well done to Retro and Clash for being fellow liberal minded, progressive, pro-feminist gooners and shame on the rest of you who mock the women's game. I'm glad to say you won't find any posts from me on here belittling the world phenomenon that is women's kick a ball :lol:

I'm now worried that Clash is onto something with his prediction for the next women's WC which will of course be sponsored by the estate of George Orwell / 1984. We're all doomed :shock:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

Postby Jock Gooner » Tue May 21, 2019 11:58 am

FUCKS SAKE - take it all back, just read the Daily Mail and seen the Emirates Cup thread......off there for a moan right now :banghead:


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