Bournemouth home thread

[GoonerMuzz]

If Bournemouth manage to frustrate Arsenal or even get an early goal Arsenal will collapse.....could hasten the end for Wenger

To quote Office Pest's brilliant Post Of The Week on the Wenger thread;

"In a dark basement somewhere in Totteridge there lies a coffin full of soil gathered in antiquity from Alsace...

The coffin is guarded day and night by ensorcelled AKBs dressed from head to toe in ceremonial club merchandise who will defend their ancient Lord and Master to the end...."

...suddenly the coffin lid swings open... a withered and boney hand extends from within... an AKB scurries forward and places a phone in the ancient hand... from the phone seeps the sound of another phone ringing, far far away... then a voice ancient with time and shrouded in evil can be heard...

"Hi. This is Satan. I'm out glamping at the moment, but hey guys, please leave a message after the beep!"

>BEEP<

A terrible voice, dark with 30 years of football, eminates from the coffin.

"Look. I need a five nil win."

I concur when le bulbeye needs a win..he gets a win..by hook or by crook or absolute devastating brownholing we will win he might even play players in their correct positions to save his snakelike skin.

Ok Falkirk, whilst i am solidly in the nailed on win camp i have to disagree with last part of your statement, how the fuck can he play the players in the right position when he doesn't have a clue what they are?

[g88ner]

It's a real shame this game isnt tomorrow whilst feelings are still raw.

By next week the Emirates crowd wont be half as toxic

[bergkamp10]

The uncertainty surrounding the squad is a major factor to this poor start...
And yet again Mr Wenger has created this by him and him alone...
Let's face it if you have not sorted out your workforce contracts, then the rumour mill and grapevine will be doing overtime and football will not be the number one priority...
I have said this time and time again, those upstairs who coin it in and shrug their shoulders and do nothing have to take responsibility for their laziness in the direction that the club is being taken...
What I personally do not want to see is the repeat of many a transfer deadline day and buy for the sake of buying and offering Kings Ransoms in wages to mediocrity which if the truth be known is the crossroads at which this club is at...
Unfortunately we have too many questions in our current squad and this is what you get when you repeatedly do not get your homework in on time...

Spot On!

The B.O.D. should also have some form of accountability and delegation. But the business is run totally different & the information from the club isn't true & correct some of the time.

Wenger also has little accountability as various statements over the last 3-4 have made it clear.

Any other position and he would of be fired now for gross misconduct.

If Arsene loves Arsenal, he should with immediate effect!!!

[GTG]

Be interesting to see what the atmosphere is like in this game. It's an absolute must win - imagine the scenes if we fail to beat Bournemouth at home!

The real fun starts at Stamford Bridge the week after though... Going to get nasty when we have our arses handed to us again.

I wish it would get nasty with everyone letting the club know exactly how the fans are feeling for 90 minutes non stop.

Forget the "it'll effect the team" shite.... it cant effect them anymore that the bindippers horror show.

Palace was the only game where the whole away end let their voices be heard and really that was only a few out breaks.

The only place it gets nasty is between the fans in the concourse these days.

[arseofacrow]

It's a real shame this game isnt tomorrow whilst feelings are still raw.

By next week the Emirates crowd wont be half as toxic

But at least half of them will still be as stupid

[Redarmy]

It's a real shame this game isnt tomorrow whilst feelings are still raw.

By next week the Emirates crowd wont be half as toxic

ah yes the International break.....came at a good time for Wenger

[falkirk goon]

If Bournemouth manage to frustrate Arsenal or even get an early goal Arsenal will collapse.....could hasten the end for Wenger

To quote Office Pest's brilliant Post Of The Week on the Wenger thread;

"In a dark basement somewhere in Totteridge there lies a coffin full of soil gathered in antiquity from Alsace...

The coffin is guarded day and night by ensorcelled AKBs dressed from head to toe in ceremonial club merchandise who will defend their ancient Lord and Master to the end...."

...suddenly the coffin lid swings open... a withered and boney hand extends from within... an AKB scurries forward and places a phone in the ancient hand... from the phone seeps the sound of another phone ringing, far far away... then a voice ancient with time and shrouded in evil can be heard...

"Hi. This is Satan. I'm out glamping at the moment, but hey guys, please leave a message after the beep!"

>BEEP<

A terrible voice, dark with 30 years of football, eminates from the coffin.

"Look. I need a five nil win."

I concur when le bulbeye needs a win..he gets a win..by hook or by crook or absolute devastating brownholing we will win he might even play players in their correct positions to save his snakelike skin.

Ok Falkirk, whilst i am solidly in the nailed on win camp i have to disagree with last part of your statement, how the fuck can he play the players in the right position when he doesn't have a clue what they are?

This is true he doesn't even know what day of the week it is the auld fanny

[OneBardGooner]

It's a real shame this game isnt tomorrow whilst feelings are still raw.

By next week the Emirates crowd wont be half as toxic

ah yes the International break.....came at a good time for Wenger

It always does mate - The ceeeunt's got the devil's own luck.

[officepest]

Perfect Wenker game. They're not great on their travels and have had a ropey start to the season too so we should roll them over considering Wenker will have had two solid weeks of smoking Satan's scaly rod.

3-0 to the bottle-jobs and AKB delight.

Ceremonial club merchandise sales to soar 290%

[Perryashburtongroves]

1-1 draw with them equalising near the end. Loud booing and more misery for the biggest *word censored* ever to manage any team ever

[Henry Norris 1913]

come on the cherries

[xisstential]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co ... l/41137139

Ozil annoyed that ex players are criticising them.....Wenger really has got his boys living in a fantisised bubble

[Sean]

The boring international breaks really do save TOF's arse. It also damaged the flow of protests last season

Going by TOF's deal with the Devil, we 'should' destroy them, but remember the ridiculous 3-3 at their place. We were lucky to draw that.

Dropping any points will keep the flames under him, especially when the next league game is against the champions

[OneBardGooner]

It's a real shame this game isnt tomorrow whilst feelings are still raw.

By next week the Emirates crowd wont be half as toxic

But at least two thirds of them will still be as stupid

AND Twice as Smelly as Cat Shyte.

[OneBardGooner]

Those ram raiders who were trying to steal tops of the Third Kit were doing so because they were intending to make lot's of effigies and burn them at away matches...