Merged Spuds & Victims* thread (Put all your scum and Victims* stuff here)

[DB10GOONER]

Had a nightmare last night that the scum won the CL final.



Woke up shaking, feeling sick, swearing, covered in sweat..... with my cock buried in my pillow. Ok at some point the nightmare "migrated" into a dream about Mila Kunis.....

[Clash]

Wont watch the game, will have phone swiched off and will watch music videos on youtube and get pished!
Will check sports headlines on ceefax on Sunday morning, thus avoiding text messages on my phone until I know which of the scummy bastards has won!

This is my intention too. I've already been asked several times where I'm watching the game and each time I have given the same blunt answer - ''I'm not!''

If I do not watch it live and the worst happens, then I will make sure I never see it. Ever! That way I can (sort of) deny it ever happened. I'm still scarred from witnessing their late goal at Ajax and wish I'd left the room beforehand.

Some things are just too painful. I didnt watch anything from our 2006 CL final defeat again for over 10 years. I'd only seen it from a crappy low down row 1 seat in the ground where the advertising hoardings blocked half the pitch ! I expect some people still havent watched it again? That was bad - but the above will be infinitely worse!

[DB10GOONER]

Wont watch the game, will have phone swiched off and will watch music videos on youtube and get pished!
Will check sports headlines on ceefax on Sunday morning, thus avoiding text messages on my phone until I know which of the scummy bastards has won!

This is my intention too. I've already been asked several times where I'm watching the game and each time I have given the same blunt answer - ''I'm not!''

If I do not watch it live and the worst happens, then I will make sure I never see it. Ever! That way I can (sort of) deny it ever happened. I'm still scarred from witnessing their late goal at Ajax and wish I'd left the room beforehand.

Some things are just too painful. I didnt watch anything from our 2006 CL final defeat again for over 10 years. I'd only seen it from a crappy low down row 1 seat in the ground where the advertising hoardings blocked half the pitch ! I expect some people still havent watched it again? That was bad - but the above will be infinitely worse!

I too was there that night in Paris 06 but I've never watched a minute of it since. Never will. Just can't.

[Retro Gunner]

Wont watch the game, will have phone swiched off and will watch music videos on youtube and get pished!
Will check sports headlines on ceefax on Sunday morning, thus avoiding text messages on my phone until I know which of the scummy bastards has won!

This is my intention too. I've already been asked several times where I'm watching the game and each time I have given the same blunt answer - ''I'm not!''

If I do not watch it live and the worst happens, then I will make sure I never see it. Ever! That way I can (sort of) deny it ever happened. I'm still scarred from witnessing their late goal at Ajax and wish I'd left the room beforehand.

Some things are just too painful. I didnt watch anything from our 2006 CL final defeat again for over 10 years. I'd only seen it from a crappy low down row 1 seat in the ground where the advertising hoardings blocked half the pitch ! I expect some people still havent watched it again? That was bad - but the above will be infinitely worse!

I too was there that night in Paris 06 but I've never watched a minute of it since. Never will. Just can't.

Absolutely ditto. You know what though, both me and the mate I was with, walked out with our heads held high. I've watched us lose truly horrible finals (the worst was probably 1980 against West Ham ) , where we simply didn't turn up, but the boys gave it all they had that night in Paris.

If only Henry had scored when he was through in the second half...2-0, it would have been over I'm sure....why the fuck you guys making me re-live all this ??!!!

[Herd]

I think this thread has come back to haunt us big time.

[Clash]

I think this thread has come back to haunt us big time.

Very true!

Either that or Wenger's pact with the devil has taken an even more sinister turn. We all know there was one and only a fool would deny it

In the very first season where we've finally got shot of him, the same Arsenal fans who helped to get him out now face the very worst scenario they could imagine.

Spite? Revenge? Or just coincidence? I don't believe in coincidence!

[Herd]

I think this thread has come back to haunt us big time.

Very true!

Either that or Wenger's pact with the devil has taken an even more sinister turn. We all know there was one and only a fool would deny it

In the very first season where we've finally got shot of him, the same Arsenal fans who helped to get him out now face the very worst scenario they could imagine.

Spite? Revenge? Or just coincidence? I don't believe in coincidence!

Necromancy or worse fuckery of the higest order ,we must sacrifice a an oirish midget on the Altar of westminister abbey
at the stroke of midnight to free us from this spell !
Db your up !

[DB10GOONER]

I think this thread has come back to haunt us big time.

Very true!

Either that or Wenger's pact with the devil has taken an even more sinister turn. We all know there was one and only a fool would deny it

In the very first season where we've finally got shot of him, the same Arsenal fans who helped to get him out now face the very worst scenario they could imagine.

Spite? Revenge? Or just coincidence? I don't believe in coincidence!

Necromancy or worse fuckery of the higest order ,we must sacrifice a an oirish midget on the Altar of westminister abbey
at the stroke of midnight to free us from this spell !
Db your up !

Motherfucker.....

But straight the fuck up if it meant neither of these cunty teams winning it I'd give up a handy 10 years off my life. That's 10 years your Ingerlish women won't be getting proper fucking so they are gonna be pissy as hell with you lads. Oh well swings and roundabouts!

[Jock Gooner]

I think this thread has come back to haunt us big time.

Very true!

Either that or Wenger's pact with the devil has taken an even more sinister turn. We all know there was one and only a fool would deny it

In the very first season where we've finally got shot of him, the same Arsenal fans who helped to get him out now face the very worst scenario they could imagine.

Spite? Revenge? Or just coincidence? I don't believe in coincidence!

Necromancy or worse fuckery of the higest order ,we must sacrifice a an oirish midget on the Altar of westminister abbey
at the stroke of midnight to free us from this spell !
Db your up !

Motherfucker.....

But straight the fuck up if it meant neither of these cunty teams winning it I'd give up a handy 10 years off my life. That's 10 years your Ingerlish women won't be getting proper fucking so they are gonna be pissy as hell with you lads. Oh well swings and roundabouts!

Ah so your missus is English then

[OneBardGooner]

Had a nightmare last night that the scum won the CL final.



Woke up shaking, feeling sick, swearing, covered in sweat..... with my cock buried in my pillow. Ok at some point the nightmare "migrated" into a dream about Mila Kunis.....

Yeah! But she's a Scum Fan.


But that's easy to solve - We need a Gooner volunteer to take her up the Arse.

[goonersid]

Come on the Pool!
Seriously though, the whole natural order is in danger on Saturday night!
Please no!

[DB10GOONER]

If fucking Stupid Teeth blows this I'm gonna hunt down every cùnt on here that has sung his praises and I'm gonna fucking rape them. Rape the fucking shit right outa them.

[sk-gtfo]

Not sure I care anymore, things are so bad maybe Spuds winning the big jug might jolt our fans into a reaction to oust Kroenke.. yeah right.

Just can't be arsed to stress about the bs of modern football anymore, if anyone brings it up in conversation I just change the subject now as it really is of limited interested.

Still hope Pool win but not going to shed any tears over it if they don't - why should I care about Arsenal FC when no one within the club does.

[Gunner Rob]

i see the build up has ALREADY started big time.
tomorrow is going to be torture so i am going to go up onto the Downs for the Epsom Derby.
will be a great day out, just hope it won't have a bad ending in the evening...

[goonertux]

Gonna go against all my beliefs, but I’m just gonna have to cheer on the murdering filth. If they’re winning it, then make it 4 or 5 nil. Off to the joke shop for the comedy wig and tache. Eh, eh calm down!