Merged Spuds & Victims* thread (Put all your scum and Victims* stuff here)

[Herd]

Where's their fucking gap now huh? Fucking small club cùnts.

Never mind the gap you mongs watch out for that shadow you are still in.

Theres a large gap between eriksen wife's legs.........allegedly!

[Jock Gooner]

Then Steve Bates of the Sunday People asked why would Poch want to go and manage manure He described them as a car crash of a club which, while a funny line in itself, is a fuc.king embarrassing statement if you are going to compare the won nothing scum to manure in terms of world status and potential

It's like comparing a Fiat Cinquecento with a lurid luminous yellow Ferrari. Sure the Ferrari looks like a car only a cùnt would be seen in but it's still on a whole different level of car to the poxy little Cinquecento.

Nicely put

[DB10GOONER]

Looks like the spuds won't be making any videos this season

They will. It's what they do. It's ALL they do.

[AkneyGooner]

Did you know the scum had planned to have a - and I fucking quote here - "VIP Cheese Room" in the new swamp?

Apparently they shit canned the idea after someone pointed out your average vermin fan would be rocking up asking if they had Easi-Singles.....

That's a shame would have been nice to have a nice cheese and wine to celebrate when we eventually win the title there, the old place lacked this kind of refinement .

I also have it on good authority that the other room they cancelled was the trophy room. I think they put an extra shitter in there instead.

To Dare is to Do ... A shit where the trophy room would have been

[DB10GOONER]

Did you know the scum had planned to have a - and I fucking quote here - "VIP Cheese Room" in the new swamp?

Apparently they shit canned the idea after someone pointed out your average vermin fan would be rocking up asking if they had Easi-Singles.....

That's a shame would have been nice to have a nice cheese and wine to celebrate when we eventually win the title there, the old place lacked this kind of refinement .

I also have it on good authority that the other room they cancelled was the trophy room. I think they put an extra shitter in there instead.

To Dare is to Do ... A shit where the trophy room would have been

[StuartL]

Did you know the scum had planned to have a - and I fucking quote here - "VIP Cheese Room" in the new swamp?

Apparently they shit canned the idea after someone pointed out your average vermin fan would be rocking up asking if they had Easi-Singles.....

That's a shame would have been nice to have a nice cheese and wine to celebrate when we eventually win the title there, the old place lacked this kind of refinement .

I also have it on good authority that the other room they cancelled was the trophy room. I think they put an extra shitter in there instead.

To Dare is to Do ... A shit where the trophy room would have been

Shouldn’t that be to dare is to do-do ?

[OneBardGooner]

Did you know the scum had planned to have a - and I fucking quote here - "VIP Cheese Room" in the new swamp?

Apparently they shit canned the idea after someone pointed out your average vermin fan would be rocking up asking if they had Easi-Singles.....

That's a shame would have been nice to have a nice cheese and wine to celebrate when we eventually win the title there, the old place lacked this kind of refinement .

I also have it on good authority that the other room they cancelled was the trophy room. I think they put an extra shitter in there instead.

To Dare is to do a "Do Do"... A shit where the trophy room would have been

slight amendment there mate!

[OneBardGooner]

Did you know the scum had planned to have a - and I fucking quote here - "VIP Cheese Room" in the new swamp?

Apparently they shit canned the idea after someone pointed out your average vermin fan would be rocking up asking if they had Easi-Singles.....

That's a shame would have been nice to have a nice cheese and wine to celebrate when we eventually win the title there, the old place lacked this kind of refinement .

I also have it on good authority that the other room they cancelled was the trophy room. I think they put an extra shitter in there instead.

To Dare is to Do ... A shit where the trophy room would have been

Shouldn’t that be to dare is to do-do ?

Not quite Stu me ole mucker


How about "To Dare is to do a Do Do" ?

[StuartL]

That's a shame would have been nice to have a nice cheese and wine to celebrate when we eventually win the title there, the old place lacked this kind of refinement .

I also have it on good authority that the other room they cancelled was the trophy room. I think they put an extra shitter in there instead.

To Dare is to Do ... A shit where the trophy room would have been

Shouldn’t that be to dare is to do-do ?

Not quite Stu me ole mucker


How about "To Dare is to do a Do Do" ?

Is that English or scouse ?

[Bradywasking]

Anyone stay watching Sky Sports after the game last night? I heard that Jamie Carragher apologised to Patrick Evra over the way Liverpool handled the fallout from the Suarez racism affair. Is this true?

[Jock Gooner]

Anyone stay watching Sky Sports after the game last night? I heard that Jamie Carragher apologised to Patrick Evra over the way Liverpool handled the fallout from the Suarez racism affair. Is this true?

True, but it was a world class piece of misdirection by spit the scouse as he was picking Evra's pocket as he said it. What a pro

[Bradywasking]

Anyone stay watching Sky Sports after the game last night? I heard that Jamie Carragher apologised to Patrick Evra over the way Liverpool handled the fallout from the Suarez racism affair. Is this true?

True, but it was a world class piece of misdirection by spit the scouse as he was picking Evra's pocket as he said it. What a pro

Excellent work Jamie... ....and if he gets caught he can revert to the second most popular Scouse pastime..blame someone else.

[CloakedGooner]

Did you know the scum had planned to have a - and I fucking quote here - "VIP Cheese Room" in the new swamp?

Apparently they shit canned the idea after someone pointed out your average vermin fan would be rocking up asking if they had Easi-Singles.....

That's a shame would have been nice to have a nice cheese and wine to celebrate when we eventually win the title there, the old place lacked this kind of refinement .

I also have it on good authority that the other room they cancelled was the trophy room. I think they put an extra shitter in there instead.

To Dare is to Do ... A shit where the trophy room would have been

Shouldn’t that be to dare is to do-do ?

To dare is to poo

[DB10GOONER]

Anyone stay watching Sky Sports after the game last night? I heard that Jamie Carragher apologised to Patrick Evra over the way Liverpool handled the fallout from the Suarez racism affair. Is this true?

True, but it was a world class piece of misdirection by spit the scouse as he was picking Evra's pocket as he said it. What a pro

Excellent work Jamie... ....and if he gets caught he can revert to the second most popular Scouse pastime..blame someone else.

Has spitting at children suddenly been bumped down to third? I'm so out of touch.

[DB10GOONER]

Anyone stay watching Sky Sports after the game last night? I heard that Jamie Carragher apologised to Patrick Evra over the way Liverpool handled the fallout from the Suarez racism affair. Is this true?

True, but it was a world class piece of misdirection by spit the scouse as he was picking Evra's pocket as he said it. What a pro