ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[The Arsenal Way]

Spanish rags reporting that Auba doesn't want to renew his contract. Seeking a move to Barcawhores.

[OneBardGooner]

BBC Footbal:

Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 30, has still not renewed his contract with Arsenal because he is waiting on Barcelona. (Mirror)

Arsenal have stepped up their interest in Red Bull Salzburg forward Erling Haaland, 19, after inviting the striker's father, former Leeds midfielder Alf-Inge Haaland, to visit their training ground. (Sport Bild, via Metro)

Arsenal scouts are watching Hungary and Red Bull Salzburg midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai, 19. The Gunners see him as a potential replacement for Swiss midfielder Granit Xhaka, 27, who was stripped of the Gunners captaincy after reacting angrily to fans.

Arsenal and Liverpool have been linked with Red Bull Salzburg's German forward Karim Adeyemi, 17.

[Jock Gooner]

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Being an intterlllect I can explain your missus' use of latin as she is clearly using the classical spoken latin aka 'vulgar' whereas you are probably more used to the written form aka 'High Latin'.

Basically means you are the better person but I fear she will resort to type if you tell her this and may even call you a cuntus maximus too. I would advise you to tread carefully

Good Lord, I see you have the same Latin dictionary that she clearly has !

You’re right, I prefer the noble and scholarly High Latin and if anyone has a problem with that they can osculum mihi asinum !

Me oh my, so the rumours are true

[OneBardGooner]

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Being an intterlllect I can explain your missus' use of latin as she is clearly using the classical spoken latin aka 'vulgar' whereas you are probably more used to the written form aka 'High Latin'.

Basically means you are the better person but I fear she will resort to type if you tell her this and may even call you a cuntus maximus too. I would advise you to tread carefully

Good Lord, I see you have the same Latin dictionary that she clearly has !

You’re right, I prefer the noble and scholarly High Latin and if anyone has a problem with that they can osculum mihi asinum !

"sanctulus naturale eius debent"

[Retro Gunner]

Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it

I love it when you talk latin to me

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Being an intterlllect I can explain your missus' use of latin as she is clearly using the classical spoken latin aka 'vulgar' whereas you are probably more used to the written form aka 'High Latin'.

Basically means you are the better person but I fear she will resort to type if you tell her this and may even call you a cuntus maximus too. I would advise you to tread carefully

Good Lord, I see you have the same Latin dictionary that she clearly has !

You’re right, I prefer the noble and scholarly High Latin and if anyone has a problem with that they can osculum mihi asinum !

"sanctulus naturale eius debent"

Will you and Jock please just shut the fuck up !

Oh, sorry, that was English wasn’t it ? Oh well.

[Jock Gooner]

I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency.

She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum.

Interestingly, have never been able to find it in any Latin dictionary, but the fierce look on her boat race leads me to understand that she isn't responding affectionately.

Being an intterlllect I can explain your missus' use of latin as she is clearly using the classical spoken latin aka 'vulgar' whereas you are probably more used to the written form aka 'High Latin'.

Basically means you are the better person but I fear she will resort to type if you tell her this and may even call you a cuntus maximus too. I would advise you to tread carefully

Good Lord, I see you have the same Latin dictionary that she clearly has !

You’re right, I prefer the noble and scholarly High Latin and if anyone has a problem with that they can osculum mihi asinum !

"sanctulus naturale eius debent"

Will you and Jock please just shut the fuck up !

Oh, sorry, that was English wasn’t it ? Oh well.

[Perryashburtongroves]

I'm putting Pepe in the Chamakh and Gervinho category if that's alright with everyone. Doesn't want the ball, bottles every chance, scored a few goals in France and will never make it in any other league.

[falkirk goon]

I'm putting Pepe in the Chamakh and Gervinho category if that's alright with everyone. Doesn't want the ball, bottles every chance, scored a few goals in France and will never make it in any other league.

There's a word used up here which is perfect for him..Jobbies..

[DB10GOONER]

I'm putting Pepe in the Chamakh and Gervinho category if that's alright with everyone. Doesn't want the ball, bottles every chance, scored a few goals in France and will never make it in any other league.

There's a word used up here which is perfect for him..Jobbies..

Over here he'd be a shitehawk. Or a poxbottle.

[OneBardGooner]

https://angryofislington.com/2019/02/08 ... oes-it-do/

AFC are stinking rich but not spending any!

[John F]

The mail is reporting that Real Madrid is offering 70mil and James Rodriguez for Auba. The club might have to take it for a 30-year-old who may just play up if he can't go.

[augie]

The mail is reporting that Real Madrid is offering 70mil and James Rodriguez for Auba. The club might have to take it for a 30-year-old who may just play up if he can't go.

Wouldn't even need to make a second bid if I was in charge - £70m + james is crazy money for auba, and I wouldn't hesitate to accept it. Ideally I would rather take straight cash offer of £90m-£95m+, but if that wasn't a possibility then I would absolutely take their offer.
That type of cash should be able to bring us in a quality centre back

[John F]

The mail is reporting that Real Madrid is offering 70mil and James Rodriguez for Auba. The club might have to take it for a 30-year-old who may just play up if he can't go.

Wouldn't even need to make a second bid if I was in charge - £70m + james is crazy money for auba, and I wouldn't hesitate to accept it. Ideally I would rather take straight cash offer of £90m-£95m+, but if that wasn't a possibility then I would absolutely take their offer.
That type of cash should be able to bring us in a quality centre back

I would too but you can bet the club would use a wedge of the money to balance the books after paying Emery and his staff off and getting a new manager.

[mcdowell42]

Real Madrid to offer '£70 million and James Rodriguez' in a bid to lure Arsenal's Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang to the Bernabeu https://t.co/2D1IL0cb7K

[SydneyGooner]

@JanAageFjortoft
From a very good source in Germany:

Klopp and Liverpool favorite to get Dortmund-player Sancho.

Sancho wants to leave the club already in January

That would be a Man City level depth signing in attack if they got him.