ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[Perryashburtongroves]

Who was our last first team Scottish player?

Champagne Charlie?

I don’t feel,that you are giving the legendary Jim Leighton enough credit !

I'm going to say it was Paul Dickov but that's going back nearly 25 years. Have we not had one sweaty play for the first team since then?

[DB10GOONER]

Monkey faced ex scum Bale to end up at citeh or yanited this summer. Take it to the bank.

[DB10GOONER]

Who was our last first team Scottish player?

Champagne Charlie?

I don’t feel,that you are giving the legendary Jim Leighton enough credit !

I'm going to say it was Paul Dickov but that's going back nearly 25 years. Have we not had one sweaty play for the first team since then?

Scott Marshall was a Jock wasn't he? Bit part player in 98 Double team.

[augie]

Monkey faced ex scum Bale to end up at citeh or yanited this summer. Take it to the bank.

I have said it for months now, but someone is gonna get a great deal for monkey boy - real madrid, the players, and the fans will be so delighted to get rid of him now that they will sell him for fcuk all just to get rid. The potential sticking point would of course be his wages cos todays papers are saying that no English club will pay him 650k per week, but you would imagine that he should be willing to take a big pay cut to get out of there
The potential landing spots for him will obviously be limited too - you would think that china would be a possibility given the amount of money on offer over there, but you would have to assume that a guy that has been unable to adapt to living in spain would never be able to adapt to life in china.
The MLS will be one of the leaders for his signature I suspect, and especially beckhams new franchise

If we were in better condition on the pitch, and had a serious transfer budget off it, then I would absolutely love it if we signed him cos (a) he still has much coveted pace and (b) it would seriously piss the scums fans off

[AkneyGooner]

Monkey faced ex scum Bale to end up at citeh or yanited this summer. Take it to the bank.

I have said it for months now, but someone is gonna get a great deal for monkey boy - real madrid, the players, and the fans will be so delighted to get rid of him now that they will sell him for fcuk all just to get rid. The potential sticking point would of course be his wages cos todays papers are saying that no English club will pay him 650k per week, but you would imagine that he should be willing to take a big pay cut to get out of there
The potential landing spots for him will obviously be limited too - you would think that china would be a possibility given the amount of money on offer over there, but you would have to assume that a guy that has been unable to adapt to living in spain would never be able to adapt to life in china.
The MLS will be one of the leaders for his signature I suspect, and especially beckhams new franchise

If we were in better condition on the pitch, and had a serious transfer budget off it, then I would absolutely love it if we signed him cos (a) he still has much coveted pace and (b) it would seriously piss the scums fans off

29 Might be a bit too early for China or US unless he has given up on football already... PSG maybe would pay that if they think they need him, if ManUre shifted Alexis they could afford him, and tend to pay high wages

[northbank123]

If he can stop his hamstrings straining every few months, Bale would tear shit up in this league.

Just another spoilt brat Madrid fan vendetta. Despite what his agent says (Jonathan Barnett - remember that name anyone?) its very difficult to see why he would want to stay.

He has never fit in out there, speaks little Spanish and just surrounds himself with school mates from Cardiff. Why would he stay when the fans have turned on him and he is their scapegoat? Not got much more to prove after his Spanish Cup winning exploits a few years back against Barca and his various CL triumphs.

Criminally underrated there.

[OneBardGooner]

It's all to do with that arsebender Ronaldo being the fans 'pin up boy' (literally) he didn't like it when they spent more on Bale than him, the first day of training he did a studs up on him and no one said a dickie bird - Ronaldo is a cun.t and so are their fans ... Bale may be ex-Filth Monkey Boy but apart from injuries he's a fuckin' great footballer.

That over head goal he scored in the CL final against the victims was a thing of Beauty - - Watch the footage and ronaldo is the last player to congratulate him and even then it's done with bad grace .

[DB10GOONER]

It's all to do with that arsebender Ronaldo being the fans 'pin up boy' (literally) he didn't like it when they spent more on Bale than him, the first day of training he did a studs up on him and no one said a dickie bird - Ronaldo is a cun.t and so are their fans ... Bale may be ex-Filth Monkey Boy but apart from injuries he's a fuckin' great footballer.

That over head goal he scored in the CL final against the victims was a thing of Beauty - - Watch the footage and ronaldo is the last player to congratulate him and even then it's done with bad grace .

Very true. I hate Monkey Bale because he's ex scum obviously but also he's a cocky arrogant cùnt but he most deffo has the ability to justify that arrogance as he's a fantastic footballer.

The Ladyboy looked physically sick when Monkey put that overhead volley into the net in the CL final. Talk about delivering the spectacular on the big stage. Even I as a fully paid up Bale hater just blurted out "fuck me what a strike!".

Madrid are one of those clubs I'd love to see go to shit financially but with the rampant corruption in the Spanish game they never will unfortunately. Rampant corruption btw that the complete cùnts in UEFA and FIFA not only know about but actively condone and that a few of them are most likely involved in to some degree.

[IW8Goalmachine]

It's all to do with that arsebender Ronaldo being the fans 'pin up boy' (literally) he didn't like it when they spent more on Bale than him, the first day of training he did a studs up on him and no one said a dickie bird - Ronaldo is a cun.t and so are their fans ... Bale may be ex-Filth Monkey Boy but apart from injuries he's a fuckin' great footballer.

That over head goal he scored in the CL final against the victims was a thing of Beauty - - Watch the footage and ronaldo is the last player to congratulate him and even then it's done with bad grace .

Very true. I hate Monkey Bale because he's ex scum obviously but also he's a cocky arrogant cùnt but he most deffo has the ability to justify that arrogance as he's a fantastic footballer.

The Ladyboy looked physically sick when Monkey put that overhead volley into the net in the CL final. Talk about delivering the spectacular on the big stage. Even I as a fully paid up Bale hater just blurted out "fuck me what a strike!".

Madrid are one of those clubs I'd love to see go to shit financially but with the rampant corruption in the Spanish game they never will unfortunately. Rampant corruption btw that the complete cùnts in UEFA and FIFA not only know about but actively condone and that a few of them are most likely involved in to some degree.

Stories are that Klopp is their number one managerial target.

Liverpool winning nothing and him fu*king off to mardrid would be spectacular

[DB10GOONER]

It's all to do with that arsebender Ronaldo being the fans 'pin up boy' (literally) he didn't like it when they spent more on Bale than him, the first day of training he did a studs up on him and no one said a dickie bird - Ronaldo is a cun.t and so are their fans ... Bale may be ex-Filth Monkey Boy but apart from injuries he's a fuckin' great footballer.

That over head goal he scored in the CL final against the victims was a thing of Beauty - - Watch the footage and ronaldo is the last player to congratulate him and even then it's done with bad grace .

Very true. I hate Monkey Bale because he's ex scum obviously but also he's a cocky arrogant cùnt but he most deffo has the ability to justify that arrogance as he's a fantastic footballer.

The Ladyboy looked physically sick when Monkey put that overhead volley into the net in the CL final. Talk about delivering the spectacular on the big stage. Even I as a fully paid up Bale hater just blurted out "fuck me what a strike!".

Madrid are one of those clubs I'd love to see go to shit financially but with the rampant corruption in the Spanish game they never will unfortunately. Rampant corruption btw that the complete cùnts in UEFA and FIFA not only know about but actively condone and that a few of them are most likely involved in to some degree.

Stories are that Klopp is their number one managerial target.

Liverpool winning nothing and him fu*king off to mardrid would be spectacular

I just made a little bit of a sex wee at the thought of it.....

[Midz]

We're letting Ramsey go for nothing yet we're keeping these (and more)...


1Cech
20Mustafi
5Papastathopoulos
6Koscielny
18Monreal

34Xhaka
7Mkhitaryan
10Özil
17Iwobi

22D Suárez

31Kolasinac

[Jock Gooner]

Great news, it looks like we are signing the boy Monchi from Roma - I hope he's a winger cos we badly need some width to our play.

Is it just me or are all these Mislantit and Monchi signings just a bit pointless if we haven't got a pot to piss in. With our transfer budget ( thanks wenger you cu.nt for pissing away all our cash) surely the tea lady could fill in and do this role during her lunch break.

[StuartL]

Great news, it looks like we are signing the boy Monchi from Roma - I hope he's a winger cos we badly need some width to our play.

Is it just me or are all these Mislantit and Monchi signings just a bit pointless if we haven't got a pot to piss in. With our transfer budget ( thanks wenger you cu.nt for pissing away all our cash) surely the tea lady could fill in and do this role during her lunch break.

It’s a bit strange spending money out on getting the infrastructure in place but not giving two hoots ( Kronke) about on field performances.

[A11M11]

Managers always employ middle management to to do their work , then middle managers employ juniors to do theirs . Management is like a pyramid selling scheme it always enlarges , it's a power thing.

[Jock Gooner]

Managers always employ middle management to to do their work , then middle managers employ juniors to do theirs . Management is like a pyramid selling scheme it always enlarges , it's a power thing.

Dodgy illegal pyramid schemes.......bit like the EU