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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:00 pm
g88ner wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:27 pm
Trolling of the highest order (sadly not intentional).....

Elneny met ozil in Istanbul today and along with a picture, elneny titled his twitter post “mr assist, always nice to see you...” :shock:

How Long has elneny been gone? 3 years?? :lol:
:lol:

How long since Ozil made an assist? Two years? :lol:
the last time he made an assist away from home was before he signed that ridiculous contract extension.......over 2 years ago :shock:

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rodders999 wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:59 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:00 pm
g88ner wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:27 pm
Trolling of the highest order (sadly not intentional).....

Elneny met ozil in Istanbul today and along with a picture, elneny titled his twitter post “mr assist, always nice to see you...” :shock:

How Long has elneny been gone? 3 years?? :lol:
:lol:

How long since Ozil made an assist? Two years? :lol:
the last time he made an assist away from home was before he signed that ridiculous contract extension.......over 2 years ago :shock:
Elneny never seemed the brightest of blokes.... :lol:

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Ozil is 10 times the player Bergkamp was.








:cake:

Haha just fucking with you all. It's Friday go fuck yourselves! :lol: :wink:

In other news the new bird on my project team has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Unfortunately she also has the biggest ass, legs, stomach, and arms. She looks like a group of airships gang raping a whale. :shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:51 pm

In other news the new bird on my project team has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Unfortunately she also has the biggest ass, legs, stomach, and arms. She looks like a group of airships gang raping a whale. :shock:
The idea behind ‘bring your wife to work day’ was to bring couples closer together...
:wink: :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:51 pm
Ozil is 10 times the player Bergkamp was.








:cake:

Haha just fucking with you all. It's Friday go fuck yourselves! :lol: :wink:

In other news the new bird on my project team has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Unfortunately she also has the biggest ass, legs, stomach, and arms. She looks like a group of airships gang raping a whale. :shock:
Pics or GTFO 8)

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wibble wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:51 pm

In other news the new bird on my project team has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Unfortunately she also has the biggest ass, legs, stomach, and arms. She looks like a group of airships gang raping a whale. :shock:
The idea behind ‘bring your wife to work day’ was to bring couples closer together...
:wink: :D
:lol:

I knew that and yet I've no idea why I brought your wife with me mate! :D :wink:

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rodders999 wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:08 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:51 pm
Ozil is 10 times the player Bergkamp was.








:cake:

Haha just fucking with you all. It's Friday go fuck yourselves! :lol: :wink:

In other news the new bird on my project team has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Unfortunately she also has the biggest ass, legs, stomach, and arms. She looks like a group of airships gang raping a whale. :shock:
Pics or GTFO 8)
I tried but my phone terminated itself. :shock:

:lol:

Her fucking arms are as thick as my thighs. :shock:

Her nickname is already "Three Heads". :lol:

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Arsenal Make a Loss for the First Time Since 2002 as Champions League Absence Bites

https://www.90min.com/posts/6566597-ars ... ence-bites

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It didn't go unnoticed that this lazy c.unt trudged off down the tunnel first whilst his team mates were flat out on their backs

Fucking mercenary wanker - can't wait till he pisses off

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 10:19 pm
It didn't go unnoticed that this lazy c.unt trudged off down the tunnel first whilst his team mates were flat out on their backs

Fucking mercenary wanker - can't wait till he pisses off
So contract extension incoming as we will be unable to offload at 1/3 the purchase price :wink:

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He is one of only 3 players to start EVERY GAME under arteta :shock:

Of course he is there for his creativity - who else could create the sum total of 4 goals in two years ? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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augie wrote:
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He is one of only 3 players to start EVERY GAME under arteta :shock:

Of course he is there for his creativity - who else could create the sum total of 4 goals in two years ? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
What a shock - one of the players he was mates with when he played for us

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Arsenal need to sell Mesut Ozil, says club hero Andrey Arshavin

Coral Barry Tuesday 31 Mar 2020 1:20 pm
METRO News Reporter

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https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/31/andrey-a ... -12483330/

Arshavin, who spent four years at Arsenal, thinks Ozil is the wrong fit for the Gunners and criticized a ‘weak squad’.

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Found this on a another forum and it makes for very interesting reading and for me definitively puts the Ozil vs Fabregas debate, statistically any way, to rest.
All time stats in an Arsenal shirt:
1. Fabregas: 23936 mins, 57g, 92a, 160.6 mins per goal or assist
2. Özil: 20949 mins, 44g, 77a, 173.1 mins per goals or assist

Cesc cored more, assisted more, and did both at a higher rate considering minutes played.

However, that comparison is actually quite unfair on Cesc given that his first four seasons here were spent developing as a kid whereas Özil joined as a developed superstar. If we were only to compare Fabregas from 07/08 onwards (his breakout season) with Özil then we get the following results:

Stats following Fabregas's breakout season (07/08):
1. Fabregas: 12371 mins, 44g, 74a, 104.8 mins per goal or assist
2. Özil: 20949 mins, 44g, 77a, 173.1 mins per goals or assist

So Cesc not only wins, but wipes the floor with Mesut.

However, once again you could argue that comparison is unfair on Cesc given that he didn't start playing as a "10" until the 2009/2010 season. Before then he had been playing in a deeper midfield role, where you would expect him to be less productive. Özil, in comparison, has always played in an advanced role for us. If we were only to compare Fabregas's stats with Özil when playing the same role then we get the following results:

Stats following Fabregas's move to "10" role:
1. Fabregas: 5612 mins, 28g, 36a, 87.8 mins per goal or assist
2. Özil: 20949 mins, 44g, 77a, 173.1 mins per goals or assist

Özil's atomised body practically needs to be wiped off the floor at this point, with Fabregas proving to have been virtually twice as productive as Mesut while playing in a 10 role.

"bUt CeSc neVer HAd a seAsoN as GoOd as mEsUT iN 15/16"

Yes, he really did.

Top 5 seasons from either Cesc / Özil in an Arsenal shirt:
1. Cesc 09/10: 3068 mins, 19g, 20a, 78.7 mins per goal or assist
2. Cesc 10/11: 2544 mins, 9g, 16a, 101.8 mins per goal or assist
3. Cesc 07/08: 3889 mins, 13g, 22, 111.1 mins per goal or assist
4. Özil 15/16: 3940 mins, 8g, 20a, 140.7 mins per goal or assist
5. Özil 16/17: 3746 mins, 12g, 14a, 144.1 mins per goal or assist

And none of that is even taking account Cesc’s much greater involvement in our build up play / defensive involvements. Cesc @ Arsenal was absolute levels above Özil @ Arsenal.
Also https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... until-july

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SydneyGooner wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 5:30 am
Found this on a another forum and it makes for very interesting reading and for me definitively puts the Ozil vs Fabregas debate, statistically any way, to rest.
All time stats in an Arsenal shirt:
1. Fabregas: 23936 mins, 57g, 92a, 160.6 mins per goal or assist
2. Özil: 20949 mins, 44g, 77a, 173.1 mins per goals or assist

Cesc cored more, assisted more, and did both at a higher rate considering minutes played.

However, that comparison is actually quite unfair on Cesc given that his first four seasons here were spent developing as a kid whereas Özil joined as a developed superstar. If we were only to compare Fabregas from 07/08 onwards (his breakout season) with Özil then we get the following results:

Stats following Fabregas's breakout season (07/08):
1. Fabregas: 12371 mins, 44g, 74a, 104.8 mins per goal or assist
2. Özil: 20949 mins, 44g, 77a, 173.1 mins per goals or assist

So Cesc not only wins, but wipes the floor with Mesut.

However, once again you could argue that comparison is unfair on Cesc given that he didn't start playing as a "10" until the 2009/2010 season. Before then he had been playing in a deeper midfield role, where you would expect him to be less productive. Özil, in comparison, has always played in an advanced role for us. If we were only to compare Fabregas's stats with Özil when playing the same role then we get the following results:

Stats following Fabregas's move to "10" role:
1. Fabregas: 5612 mins, 28g, 36a, 87.8 mins per goal or assist
2. Özil: 20949 mins, 44g, 77a, 173.1 mins per goals or assist

Özil's atomised body practically needs to be wiped off the floor at this point, with Fabregas proving to have been virtually twice as productive as Mesut while playing in a 10 role.

"bUt CeSc neVer HAd a seAsoN as GoOd as mEsUT iN 15/16"

Yes, he really did.

Top 5 seasons from either Cesc / Özil in an Arsenal shirt:
1. Cesc 09/10: 3068 mins, 19g, 20a, 78.7 mins per goal or assist
2. Cesc 10/11: 2544 mins, 9g, 16a, 101.8 mins per goal or assist
3. Cesc 07/08: 3889 mins, 13g, 22, 111.1 mins per goal or assist
4. Özil 15/16: 3940 mins, 8g, 20a, 140.7 mins per goal or assist
5. Özil 16/17: 3746 mins, 12g, 14a, 144.1 mins per goal or assist

And none of that is even taking account Cesc’s much greater involvement in our build up play / defensive involvements. Cesc @ Arsenal was absolute levels above Özil @ Arsenal.
Also https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... until-july
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Jesus Christ you have posted some truly stupid stuff on here previously mate but that absolute garbage takes the biscuit! :oops: :lol:

Comparing base stats on 2 very different styles of player at very different times in their careers in 2 very different set ups with very different players around them without qualifying the level of team or the competition those goals and assists were recorded against or the quality of the assist is everything stupid that the Internet has brought us.

The fucking idiot that wrote that uses minutes on the pitch (again no qualifier re opposition / sub appearances etc) as his only attempt at a qualifier and then wraps up with the child like fan boy statement of "And none of that is even taking account Cesc’s much greater involvement in our build up play / defensive involvements". How is that qualified or quantified ffs? :lol: :lol: He only just fell short of saying "narny narny nar nar so there!" :oops: :lol:

Stats. The fall back argument of people that know nothing about football. Did you know we had a midfielder that had far better pass completion stats than Fabregas and played alongside him? No? He had a 98% pass completion rate one season. His name? Denilson. One of the most useless cùnts that ever played in an Arsenal jersey. Stats tell you what you want them to tell you. Nothing more.

Here's another stat: Ozil won 3 FA Cups with Arsenal. Fabregas won 1. That makes Ozil the more successful player and thus the better player for Arsenal right? Only if you are an idiot does it.

Maybe you should stick to hero worshipping Stupid Teeth Klopp and posting videos of your favourite scum goals huh? :lol: :wink:

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