As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
S'okay.
The wee people (mods, and orange mates) on here need a reason to feel superior.
Otherwise known as small man syndrome.
Most mods on here are not quite 4 feet short
How short do our Oirish friends have to be to qualify as a leprechaun?
Ask any female member of your family mate. They will have inhaled enough Oirish cock over the years to know.
Pretend Oirish Celtic fans in Scotland don't count
Hang on a minute there's no need to bring dirty fucking weegie bastards into any of this
That just takes the tone of the conversation to a whole different level where we really don't want to go
S'okay.
The wee people (mods, and orange mates) on here need a reason to feel superior.
Otherwise known as small man syndrome.
Most mods on here are not quite 4 feet short
How short do our Oirish friends have to be to qualify as a leprechaun?
Ask any female member of your family mate. They will have inhaled enough Oirish cock over the years to know.
Aha, so you are short enough to qualify yourself so you are
Funnily enough the wife's maiden name is Walsh - that got anything to do with Oirishness
I don't know how to break this to you gently buddy so I'm just gonna say it - her maiden name could be Zsydroviszki and she will have had some Oirish in her at some stage.
S'okay.
The wee people (mods, and orange mates) on here need a reason to feel superior.
Otherwise known as small man syndrome.
Most mods on here are not quite 4 feet short
How short do our Oirish friends have to be to qualify as a leprechaun?
Ask any female member of your family mate. They will have inhaled enough Oirish cock over the years to know.
Aha, so you are short enough to qualify yourself so you are
Funnily enough the wife's maiden name is Walsh - that got anything to do with Oirishness
I don't know how to break this to you gently buddy so I'm just gonna say it - her maiden name could be Zsydroviszki and she will have had some Oirish in her at some stage.
I appreciate your candour my friend a truly fine quality to have but the question remains with all you lads from the emerald isle being such small short leprechaun types would she actually have noticed?
How short do our Oirish friends have to be to qualify as a leprechaun?
Ask any female member of your family mate. They will have inhaled enough Oirish cock over the years to know.
Aha, so you are short enough to qualify yourself so you are
Funnily enough the wife's maiden name is Walsh - that got anything to do with Oirishness
I don't know how to break this to you gently buddy so I'm just gonna say it - her maiden name could be Zsydroviszki and she will have had some Oirish in her at some stage.
I appreciate your candour my friend a truly fine quality to have but the question remains with all you lads from the emerald isle being such small short leprechaun types would she actually have noticed?
The fact that her native Indian name is "Walks with gaping axe wound" should answer that.
Sorry, I shouldn't be insulting your wife. That's your job.
Ask any female member of your family mate. They will have inhaled enough Oirish cock over the years to know.
Aha, so you are short enough to qualify yourself so you are
Funnily enough the wife's maiden name is Walsh - that got anything to do with Oirishness
I don't know how to break this to you gently buddy so I'm just gonna say it - her maiden name could be Zsydroviszki and she will have had some Oirish in her at some stage.
I appreciate your candour my friend a truly fine quality to have but the question remains with all you lads from the emerald isle being such small short leprechaun types would she actually have noticed?
The fact that her native Indian name is "Walks with gaping axe wound" should answer that.
Sorry, I shouldn't be insulting your wife. That's your job.
Fucking hell I didn't know she was Irish, Polish and American Indian - I need a refund
Aha, so you are short enough to qualify yourself so you are
Funnily enough the wife's maiden name is Walsh - that got anything to do with Oirishness
I don't know how to break this to you gently buddy so I'm just gonna say it - her maiden name could be Zsydroviszki and she will have had some Oirish in her at some stage.
I appreciate your candour my friend a truly fine quality to have but the question remains with all you lads from the emerald isle being such small short leprechaun types would she actually have noticed?
The fact that her native Indian name is "Walks with gaping axe wound" should answer that.
Sorry, I shouldn't be insulting your wife. That's your job.
Fucking hell I didn't know she was Irish, Polish and American Indian - I need a refund
So you can go for the cheaper version 100% Swansea?
I don't know how to break this to you gently buddy so I'm just gonna say it - her maiden name could be Zsydroviszki and she will have had some Oirish in her at some stage.
I appreciate your candour my friend a truly fine quality to have but the question remains with all you lads from the emerald isle being such small short leprechaun types would she actually have noticed?
The fact that her native Indian name is "Walks with gaping axe wound" should answer that.
Sorry, I shouldn't be insulting your wife. That's your job.
Fucking hell I didn't know she was Irish, Polish and American Indian - I need a refund
So you can go for the cheaper version 100% Swansea?
Jesus that's a worry - Swansea How many from Swansea would that be exactly
