Numpty pundits thread

[Bradywasking]

Probably doesn't fall into the Pundit category but anyway this morning SSN had a reporter on the streets getting people to chose their favourite Harry from a set of photos they had..Harrys Potter,Styles,Prince (Harry) and Kane were the options...Such fucking drivel !!!! I suppose Sky are fuming they are not bringing it home so will do anything to be part of it.

[Jock Gooner]

Probably doesn't fall into the Pundit category but anyway this morning SSN had a reporter on the streets getting people to chose their favourite Harry from a set of photos they had..Harrys Potter,Styles,Prince (Harry) and Kane were the options...Such fucking drivel !!!! I suppose Sky are fuming they are not bringing it home so will do anything to be part of it.

Ffs don't leave us hanging......who won?? My money is on Potter as the other three are a bunch of *word censored*

[Bradywasking]

Probably doesn't fall into the Pundit category but anyway this morning SSN had a reporter on the streets getting people to chose their favourite Harry from a set of photos they had..Harrys Potter,Styles,Prince (Harry) and Kane were the options...Such fucking drivel !!!! I suppose Sky are fuming they are not bringing it home so will do anything to be part of it.

Ffs don't leave us hanging......who won?? My money is on Potter as the other three are a bunch of *word censored*

Kane obviously, had to be set up that way or the exercise was pointless.

[Jock Gooner]

Probably doesn't fall into the Pundit category but anyway this morning SSN had a reporter on the streets getting people to chose their favourite Harry from a set of photos they had..Harrys Potter,Styles,Prince (Harry) and Kane were the options...Such fucking drivel !!!! I suppose Sky are fuming they are not bringing it home so will do anything to be part of it.

Ffs don't leave us hanging......who won?? My money is on Potter as the other three are a bunch of *word censored*

Kane obviously, had to be set up that way or the exercise was pointless.

Gutted, my money was on the wizard Plenty of SSN exercises are fucking pointless in fact they excel at the pointless

They were probably out filming for 3 days until they got the result they were after

[DB10GOONER]

Guy Mowbray. What an absolute ringworm.   

Fucking clueless cùnt spent the entire England Sweden game mixing up players  (especially the black players    ) getting the ref's decisions wrong (and constantly being corrected politely by Keown) and waffling shite like "England Kingdom of Jordan" and chipping in little quotes from "Rule Brittania" whilst constantly taking the piss out of Keown with comments like "I've seen you play Martin, you'd have missed that header".

What a prize fuckwit. I spent the game hoping Keown would tell him to "shut the fuck up" live on air.  

[Clash]

Guy Mowbray. What an absolute ringworm.   

Fucking clueless cùnt spent the entire England Sweden game mixing up players  (especially the black players    ) getting the ref's decisions wrong (and constantly being corrected politely by Keown) and waffling shite like "England Kingdom of Jordan" and chipping in little quotes from "Rule Brittania" whilst constantly taking the piss out of Keown with comments like "I've seen you play Martin, you'd have missed that header".

What a prize fuckwit. I spent the game hoping Keown would tell him to "shut the fuck up" live on air.  

That ''kingdom of Jordan'' thing was cringe-worthy. Obviously he had thought of it beforehand and thinking it was really clever, was desperate to use it

I cannot stand this commentator / co-commentator thing. Its like they think they are some sort of double act bouncing of each other and keeping us entertained.

Lawrenson ... sorry I mean ''Lawro'' is probably the worst for trying to be funny with little quips but they're all at it now. There are too many inside jokes or banal stuff about what happened on the golf course ... or how tight someone is at the bar when its their round. some banter aimed at ''the lads back in the studio'' etc.

Probably all done to give us the impression of what great guys they are. Nice to know in the BBC's case they're all having such a good time at licence payers expense though. Been money well spent taking the likes of Phil Neville out there hasnt it?

[goonersid]

Worst of all has to Ferdinand, dear Jesus he can hardly string a fucking sentence together never mind one containing any worthwhile match comments

[GranadaJoe]

Gary Neville: 'if it comes down to stamina - we win!' With insight like that it's no wonder we achieved fuck all when he was part of the England set up.


Glenn Hoddle after Alli couldn't be arsed to close the Croatian fullback down immediately prior to their first goal: 'Deli didn't close him down because it's too tiring'. Typical comments from one lazy Scummer about another.

[StuartL]

Roy Keane nailed it when he said that you can’t expect your first major trophy (finger pointing at the spuds / Liverpool contingent ? ) to be the World Cup. None of the English players were top, top,super quality, in fact the majority stunk the euro’s out only 2 years ago.

[DB10GOONER]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

[Jock Gooner]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

[Henry Norris 1913]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

keep these modern, informed opinions coming lads

[g88ner]

Probably doesn't fall into the Pundit category but anyway this morning SSN had a reporter on the streets getting people to chose their favourite Harry from a set of photos they had..Harrys Potter,Styles,Prince (Harry) and Kane were the options...Such fucking drivel !!!! I suppose Sky are fuming they are not bringing it home so will do anything to be part of it.

Has to be Harry Potter, surely?

Kane can fuck off. Wanker bags goals for fun for Sp*rs but missed a bloody sitter for England

Oi kane! "Avada Kedavra!" (that's the killing curse by the way)

[DB10GOONER]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

keep these modern, informed opinions coming lads

Have any of our female viewers got a spare tampon for Mary Jane there?

[DB10GOONER]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

Will there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.