Numpty pundits thread

[Bradywasking]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

keep these modern, informed opinions coming lads

Have any of our female viewers got a spare tampon for Mary Jane there?

" and she has to leave the pitch because she has a blood injury " a future Barry Davis will say..

[goonersid]

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" and she has to leave the pitch because she has a blood injury " a future Barry Davis will say..
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Then Alex Scott could add “It only becomes a cause for concern if she’s still bleeding after 5 days “
At last a comment on something she is an expert on.

[Jock Gooner]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

Will there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.

There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians

And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea

[DB10GOONER]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

Will there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.

There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians

And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea

It's OK. You can call them Sky Sports.

Also team captains have to be blind mixed-race gender-fluid dwarf lesbian amputees in wheelchairs. And we can do away with the names "football" and "soccer" and all enjoy the new inclusive entitled hipster-friendly sport of "Smugball"

[Jock Gooner]

Fucking PC gender box ticker "Scotty" or Alex Scott as she is also known. Was on SlySports giving her "expert" analysis of where it went wrong for England against Croatia. I've never heard so many lame lazy football cliches spat out in a two minute time span in my entire life. Fuck me she has not got a clue past the "Honest" Arry Redkrapp school of punditry. She made Phil Neville sound like an informed punditry genius ffs.

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

Will there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.

There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians

And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea

It's OK. You can call them Sky Sports.

Also team captains have to be blind mixed-race gender-fluid dwarf lesbian amputees in wheelchairs. And we can do away with the names "football" and "soccer" and all enjoy the new inclusive entitled hipster-friendly sport of "Smugball"

I can't believe I forgot to include our gender fluid, dwarf amputee friends, I'm such a bad person, so embarrassed - a big sorry to them

But Smugball probably won't have Captains because that is a touch elitist in what is an all inclusive sport Everybody is equal and special and nobody gets to be more special than anybody else by being a Captain. That might hurt somebody's feelings

[DB10GOONER]

Don't worry, not long before FIFA make it compulsory to field 3 women in every team and at least one player has to be either blind or in a wheel chair

Will there be black lesbians too? I like black lesbians me.

There's going to be fuckings loads of black lesbians, in fact all substitutes in the new uni sex soccer ball league will have to be black lesbians

And I'm thinking that a team fielding a blind black lesbian doesn't get docked a goal when the blind dog (also a black lesbian bitch) takes a shit on the pitch......think we're on to a winner here, better get this copyrighted or whatever before some thievin bastard nicks this idea

It's OK. You can call them Sky Sports.

Also team captains have to be blind mixed-race gender-fluid dwarf lesbian amputees in wheelchairs. And we can do away with the names "football" and "soccer" and all enjoy the new inclusive entitled hipster-friendly sport of "Smugball"

I can't believe I forgot to include our gender fluid, dwarf amputee friends, I'm such a bad person, so embarrassed - a big sorry to them

But Smugball probably won't have Captains because that is a touch elitist in what is an all inclusive sport Everybody is equal and special and nobody gets to be more special than anybody else by being a Captain. That might hurt somebody's feelings

Fucking hell I'm such an inconsiderate fascist pig. What the hell was I thinking? I'm so embarrassed right now.

Hopefully Smugball will also do away with the brutish and arcane concepts of "goals" and "winning and losing". Each game will be played so that everyone gets a fair amount of time on the ball and will end nil-all or "winners all" as the new term will be.