Rehash old song for Lucas?

[MarbleBalls]

Lucas Torreira's alleged imminent arrival, his name rhyming with a certain number 4's of recent memory and nothing much better to do made me think about adapting Paddy's song for him, so I've come up with these:

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He's got no fear at all
He plays for Arsenal
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

OR

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He comes from Uruguay
He made Ronaldo cry
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

OR

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He's not very tall
He plays for Arsenal
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

My son also came up with:

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He knocked that c**t off the ball
He plays for Arsenal
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

Anyone else got some?

[augie]

That "song" will always belong to PV4 to me, and for that reason I wouldnt support any rehash of it (call me a sentimental old fool if you like )

[flash gunner]

Lucas Torreira's alleged imminent arrival, his name rhyming with a certain number 4's of recent memory and nothing much better to do made me think about adapting Paddy's song for him, so I've come up with these:

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He's got no fear at all
He plays for Arsenal
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

OR

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He comes from Uruguay
He made Ronaldo cry
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

OR

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He's not very tall
He plays for Arsenal
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

My son also came up with:

Torreira wo-o-o-oh
He knocked that c**t off the ball
He plays for Arsenal
Torreira wo-o-o-oh

Anyone else got some?

Got to ask..... hope your son isnt under 10?

[MarbleBalls]

You're probably right augie but my excuse is nothing better to do without any proper football.

Don't panic flash gunner, he's older than our new right back but only slightly.

[1989]

He came from Uruguay
To play for ol' Unai