'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)

[StuartL]

Their firm are up for this one

Top,work Leyton Gunner.

[OneBardGooner]

Ey oop t'fookin t'ferret killed t'whippet....

t'bahsted....

1-3 to the Arsenal. Easy win but we will concede a silly goal at some point.

Eeeeeee thy don’t half talk some shite! a ferret would never beat a whippet in a fight

Thowes't knoos Foook All yaah barmy Mardy Twattt. The Ferrutts intUDDERFeeeld are Bigger than foookin' kanagrooo's and eat Tripe fer ther's chuffin breekfast.

Aaay Oop!.

By eck OBG thee’s posted some fuckin shyte on here overt years but this takes fuckint biscuit!
Our dad bred ferrets and whippets, and prize fucking whippets at that!!
Our mam delivered them in our skullery and suckled them on her own tits!
We still have a lovely photo on our parlour wall with me ont left titty and rex ont right
He was North Yorkshire Champion 3 years int row, and all’t ferrets in yard would run up drain pole when he came in’t yard for a shite!
So stick to poodles ya Southern mamby bastard

Pardon I eard that!

Ya mardy assed trollop bastud...never mind scullery floor yer posh bracer wearing whiiite collarred office clerrrk ya Aalf pintt sucking peec ov pijjun droppins

I'll ave thouest noos we Dreamed of avin' a scullry floower we ad make do wit an abandoned coal bunker un thaah wuz our posh room


Yer nuthin' but a suthern jessie who wears his sisters and me downs not coz yer poower but becuz yer a laaahdee daah cross-dressin mummy's bvoy who still does knitting instead of Kaa At Tee!

Aye thaa knows its troo yer warruck of a petunia's giff gav smellin birdy boy.

[OneBardGooner]

Their firm are up for this one

Top,work Leyton Gunner.

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Eeeeeeeeeee thawse wert daaays.

[OneBardGooner]

Their firm are up for this one

There'll be t'claret all over t'fookin manor thou fookin slag!

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[Leyton Gooner]

[OneBardGooner]

Wozz thaah yer saaay!? You AdIt Eazy we ad to write n used toilet paper in our school we ad owt else but coal dustt an our fingers - we couldn't afford pencils...and Boooks ya saay!? We Ad One Booko and thaat were locke din the ead masters cupboard, ee wud bring it owt wunce a year and read one wrod from eet ... Ayee that's ejucation for yaah these lardy brats dun't know hteyz born these daays.

[OneBardGooner]

By Ells Bells tis thee Ecky Thump Gang...

[DB10GOONER]

I'm still pissing myself at Rex the Whippet sucking on sid's mom's right tit while sid had a go on the left one.

[The Arsenal Way]

I'm still pissing myself at Rex the Whippet sucking on sid's mom's right tit while sid had a go on the left one.

Pissing yerself, or wanking yerself?
Isn't that you chaps roll in caravan-land? so, not surprising after all.

[DB10GOONER]

I'm still pissing myself at Rex the Whippet sucking on sid's mom's right tit while sid had a go on the left one.

Pissing yerself, or wanking yerself?
Isn't that you chaps roll in caravan-land? so, not surprising after all.

Aren't they the same thing? Give or take a few shakes right at the end.

[John F]

It's not just Whippet and Ferret shagging that goes on in Yorkshire.I live in East Yorkshire now and was told this true story about passengers on a train witnessing a man shagging a sheep when the train stopped next to a field just outside Hull.I think he got mixed up when someone told him to dip the sheep.

[wibble]

It's not just Whippet and Ferret shagging that goes on in Yorkshire.I live in East Yorkshire now and was told this true story about passengers on a train witnessing a man shagging a sheep when the train stopped next to a field just outside Hull.I think he got mixed up when someone told him to dip the sheep.

As a Yorkshireman* I find that story deeply arousing. Ahem, offensive, I meant deeply offensive

*not true

[Ray C]

You had it easy watching the present team - I had to watch the Ian Ure parading around with his team in the 60's !!!
The game tonight I'm not too sure we will even get a point. Saints & Ammers beat us, & Cardiff should have so maybe a draw - 1 - 1.

[TeeCee]

Even Wonga won at Huddersfield!! No excuses, we must win

[mcdowell42]

#afc XI: Leno, Koscielny, Mustafi, Monreal, Maitland-Niles, Guendouzi, Torreira, Kolasinac, Iwobi, Lacazette, Mkhitaryan

Subs: Cech, Elneny, Lichtsteiner, Suarez, Mavropanos, Nketiah, Willock

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