'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)

[Henry Norris 1913]

Our away form has not been impressive of late, against the bottom team we really have no excuses whatsoever. A tight 2-1 win is what i forecast

let's retain the Herbert Chapman trophy

[Bradywasking]

Live on Sky Ireland....2-0 to The Arsenal with the commentators taking every opportunity to tell us how unlucky plucky Huddersfield are.

[Jock Gooner]

Live on Sky Ireland....2-0 to The Arsenal with the commentators taking every opportunity to tell us how unlucky plucky Huddersfield are.

Hard luck Ireland having to watch what will undoubtedly be an absolute classic

[DB10GOONER]

Ey oop t'fookin t'ferret killed t'whippet....

t'bahsted....

1-3 to the Arsenal. Easy win but we will concede a silly goal at some point.

[falkirk goon]

They are shire...We are shite....game will without a shadow of a doubt be a massive pile of shite.....

[SteveO 35]

Oooo, how exciting. The quest for the place we won't get for a place in the cup we can't win - I hope Rodders has kept the Barry White CD collection and scented candles

We might scrape a 2-1 against this shower of shit (an away clean sheet against a team of plodders and non scoring forwards will still be beyond Lichsteiner and Mustafi's capabilities) and keep the wet dream alive of pipping United and Chavski to the world's biggest booby prize

[goonersid]

Ey oop t'fookin t'ferret killed t'whippet....

t'bahsted....

1-3 to the Arsenal. Easy win but we will concede a silly goal at some point.

Eeeeeee thy don’t half talk some shite! a ferret would never beat a whippet in a fight

[Leyton Gooner]

Set a few ferrets loose on t'pitch and t' ferret molesters will be ahem, "distracted" in no time

0-3 and the Herbert Chapman Trophy will be retained for good, or at least until we draw them in some cup or other

[OneBardGooner]

Ey oop t'fookin t'ferret killed t'whippet....

t'bahsted....

1-3 to the Arsenal. Easy win but we will concede a silly goal at some point.

Eeeeeee thy don’t half talk some shite! a ferret would never beat a whippet in a fight

Thowes't knoos Foook All yaah barmy Mardy Twattt. The Ferrutts intUDDERFeeeld are Bigger than foookin' kanagrooo's and eat Tripe fer ther's chuffin breekfast.

Aaay Oop!.

[goonersid]

Ey oop t'fookin t'ferret killed t'whippet....

t'bahsted....

1-3 to the Arsenal. Easy win but we will concede a silly goal at some point.

Eeeeeee thy don’t half talk some shite! a ferret would never beat a whippet in a fight

Thowes't knoos Foook All yaah barmy Mardy Twattt. The Ferrutts intUDDERFeeeld are Bigger than foookin' kanagrooo's and eat Tripe fer ther's chuffin breekfast.

Aaay Oop!.

By eck OBG thee’s posted some fuckin shyte on here overt years but this takes fuckint biscuit!
Our dad bred ferrets and whippets, and prize fucking whippets at that!!
Our mam delivered them in our skullery and suckled them on her own tits!
We still have a lovely photo on our parlour wall with me ont left titty and rex ont right
He was North Yorkshire Champion 3 years int row, and all’t ferrets in yard would run up drain pole when he came in’t yard for a shite!
So stick to poodles ya Southern mamby bastard

[Leyton Gooner]

Their firm are up for this one

[DB10GOONER]

Ey oop t'fookin t'ferret killed t'whippet....

t'bahsted....

1-3 to the Arsenal. Easy win but we will concede a silly goal at some point.

Eeeeeee thy don’t half talk some shite! a ferret would never beat a whippet in a fight

Thowes't knoos Foook All yaah barmy Mardy Twattt. The Ferrutts intUDDERFeeeld are Bigger than foookin' kanagrooo's and eat Tripe fer ther's chuffin breekfast.

Aaay Oop!.

By eck OBG thee’s posted some fuckin shyte on here overt years but this takes fuckint biscuit!
Our dad bred ferrets and whippets, and prize fucking whippets at that!!
Our mam delivered them in our skullery and suckled them on her own tits!
We still have a lovely photo on our parlour wall with me ont left titty and rex ont right
He was North Yorkshire Champion 3 years int row, and all’t ferrets in yard would run up drain pole when he came in’t yard for a shite!
So stick to poodles ya Southern mamby bastard

Fucking top work lads.

What have I started?

Sorry. What t'fook have thou started t'DB thou t'fookin twat?

For t'record t'fookin ferret would t'fookin rape t'whippet into t'coma.

[DB10GOONER]

Their firm are up for this one

There'll be t'claret all over t'fookin manor thou fookin slag!

[DB10GOONER]

Live on Sky Ireland....2-0 to The Arsenal with the commentators taking every opportunity to tell us how unlucky plucky Huddersfield are.

Hard luck Ireland having to watch what will undoubtedly be an absolute classic

I'm just hoping they have Colin "Mrs Doubtfire" Wànker on as guest pundit. Would be lovely listening to his pathetic bitter bastard diatribe about "t'cheating big clubs" for 90 fucking minutes.

[Jock Gooner]

Live on Sky Ireland....2-0 to The Arsenal with the commentators taking every opportunity to tell us how unlucky plucky Huddersfield are.

Hard luck Ireland having to watch what will undoubtedly be an absolute classic

I'm just hoping they have Colin "Mrs Doubtfire" Wànker on as guest pundit. Would be lovely listening to his pathetic bitter bastard diatribe about "t'cheating big clubs" for 90 fucking minutes.

Oh he's too busy bubbling like a fanny these days to do any punditry work.....apparently his fee has gone up to try and cover Nantes' transfer fee claim on the lovely lad who lives under the sea until such time as the insurance company pays up. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?.....Emiliano Sala