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'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
Pardon I eard that!goonersid wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:07 pmBy eck OBG thee’s posted some fuckin shyte on here overt years but this takes fuckint biscuit!OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:50 pmThowes't knoos Foook All yaah barmy Mardy Twattt. The Ferrutts intUDDERFeeeld are Bigger than foookin' kanagrooo's and eat Tripe fer ther's chuffin breekfast.goonersid wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:03 pmEeeeeee thy don’t half talk some shite! a ferret would never beat a whippet in a fightDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:01 pmEy oop t'fookin t'ferret killed t'whippet....
t'bahsted....
1-3 to the Arsenal. Easy win but we will concede a silly goal at some point.
Aaay Oop!.
Our dad bred ferrets and whippets, and prize fucking whippets at that!!
Our mam delivered them in our skullery and suckled them on her own tits!
We still have a lovely photo on our parlour wall with me ont left titty and rex ont right
He was North Yorkshire Champion 3 years int row, and all’t ferrets in yard would run up drain pole when he came in’t yard for a shite!
So stick to poodles ya Southern mamby bastard
Ya mardy assed trollop bastud...never mind scullery floor yer posh bracer wearing whiiite collarred office clerrrk ya Aalf pintt sucking peec ov pijjun droppins
I'll ave thouest noos we Dreamed of avin' a scullry floower we ad make do wit an abandoned coal bunker un thaah wuz our posh room
Yer nuthin' but a suthern jessie who wears his sisters and me downs not coz yer poower but becuz yer a laaahdee daah cross-dressin mummy's bvoy who still does knitting instead of Kaa At Tee!
Aye thaa knows its troo yer warruck of a petunia's giff gav smellin birdy boy.
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:07 am
There'll be t'claret all over t'fookin manor thou fookin slag!
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
Wozz thaah yer saaay!? You AdIt Eazy we ad to write n used toilet paper in our school we ad owt else but coal dustt an our fingers - we couldn't afford pencils...and Boooks ya saay!? We Ad One Booko and thaat were locke din the ead masters cupboard, ee wud bring it owt wunce a year and read one wrod from eet ... Ayee that's ejucation for yaah these lardy brats dun't know hteyz born these daays.
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
By Ells Bells tis thee Ecky Thump Gang...
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
I'm still pissing myself at Rex the Whippet sucking on sid's mom's right tit while sid had a go on the left one.
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:51 amI'm still pissing myself at Rex the Whippet sucking on sid's mom's right tit while sid had a go on the left one.
Pissing yerself, or wanking yerself?
Isn't that you chaps roll in caravan-land? so, not surprising after all.
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
Aren't they the same thing? Give or take a few shakes right at the end.The Arsenal Way wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:15 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:51 amI'm still pissing myself at Rex the Whippet sucking on sid's mom's right tit while sid had a go on the left one.
Pissing yerself, or wanking yerself?
Isn't that you chaps roll in caravan-land? so, not surprising after all.
Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
It's not just Whippet and Ferret shagging that goes on in Yorkshire.I live in East Yorkshire now and was told this true story about passengers on a train witnessing a man shagging a sheep when the train stopped next to a field just outside Hull.I think he got mixed up when someone told him to dip the sheep.
Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
As a Yorkshireman* I find that story deeply arousing. Ahem, offensive, I meant deeply offensiveJohn F wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:50 pmIt's not just Whippet and Ferret shagging that goes on in Yorkshire.I live in East Yorkshire now and was told this true story about passengers on a train witnessing a man shagging a sheep when the train stopped next to a field just outside Hull.I think he got mixed up when someone told him to dip the sheep.
*not true
Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
You had it easy watching the present team - I had to watch the Ian Ure parading around with his team in the 60's !!!
The game tonight I'm not too sure we will even get a point. Saints & Ammers beat us, & Cardiff should have so maybe a draw - 1 - 1.
The game tonight I'm not too sure we will even get a point. Saints & Ammers beat us, & Cardiff should have so maybe a draw - 1 - 1.
Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
Even Wonga won at Huddersfield!! No excuses, we must win
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Re: 'Uddersfield Away (Saturday 09/02 15:00)
#afc XI: Leno, Koscielny, Mustafi, Monreal, Maitland-Niles, Guendouzi, Torreira, Kolasinac, Iwobi, Lacazette, Mkhitaryan
Subs: Cech, Elneny, Lichtsteiner, Suarez, Mavropanos, Nketiah, Willock
#HUDARS live
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Subs: Cech, Elneny, Lichtsteiner, Suarez, Mavropanos, Nketiah, Willock
#HUDARS live
https://t.co/YXEIB03Fdx