Valencia (A) 09/05 20:00 KO

[DB10GOONER]

Ozil you LAZY CuntBag.

Oh ffs mate don't be silly. He hasn't put a foot wrong and has kept posession and helped us dictate the pace. This agenda is getting embarrassing now.

[TeeCee]

Chambers makes Mertesacker and Sokratis look like olympic sprinters! I'm not saying he's slow but it takes him 4 hours to do his shopping and he lives next door to Waitrose!!

[DB10GOONER]

That first half was most notable for some suberb telepathic link up play by Auba and Laca complimented by some top class telepathic posting by DB10 and Roddaz

Interestingly I also now have my trousers off....

[Leyton Gooner]

No idea what happened that half. I've been watching the clock more than any football this week.

[DB10GOONER]

Matland-niles is like a rabbit caught in headlights at the mo - he doesn't know whether he is coming or going and needs some help

Forget helping him. He is not even doing the basics right. Get him off asap. He's all over the shop.

And bring in who ?? Mustafi ? Elninny ? There is no-one better ffs

Tbh could they be any worse than he has been tonight. Constantly caught narrow constantly getting run in behind and then the stupid lunge in the box on a bloke whose pace was carrying him out of play anyway.

They could be and will be an awful lot worse - I pray to god that I never have to look at mustafi or el ninny play as much as one more second for my club ever again. I would like the same with lard arse iwobi, but sadly I don't see him going anywhere anytime soon

Mustafalaugh is without doubt one of the worst CHs I've ever seen but the few times he's played stand in RB he has not looked as inept and out of his depth as Maitland Niles has tonight augie.

[clockender1]

Great stuff.

Now stay patient, stay compact, stop bombing men forward, they have to go for it now so just wait for them to overcommit and pick the greasy fucks off on the counter.

COME ON

if we get one. they need four.

45 mins to go.

Ozil has a 91% successful pass rate.

[Perryashburtongroves]

I must say how much I enjoyed seeing Aubameyang and Lacazette running to their fans after our goal went in. 18 fucking years of remembering them booing our black players then going mad when that lanky cúnt John Carew scored. Fuck off and try to not build another ground, you dirty cúnts.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Fucking stupid challenge by Maitland Niles. He is going to cost us tonight.

Tbf mate he was nowhere near him and the guy was a diving fuckin cheat

That's my point. No need to lunge and offer the cheating cùnt the opportunity to dive. Most refs fall for that. Thankfully this one didn't. This time....

Mate he's a defender, he has to make challenges, he attempted it but pulled back and it was outside the area to boot.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Matland-niles is like a rabbit caught in headlights at the mo - he doesn't know whether he is coming or going and needs some help

Forget helping him. He is not even doing the basics right. Get him off asap. He's all over the shop.

And bring in who ?? Mustafi ? Elninny ? There is no-one better ffs

Tbh could they be any worse than he has been tonight. Constantly caught narrow constantly getting run in behind and then the stupid lunge in the box on a bloke whose pace was carrying him out of play anyway.

Outside the fuckin box and no the ball wasn't running out until he dived

[DB10GOONER]

Fucking stupid challenge by Maitland Niles. He is going to cost us tonight.

Tbf mate he was nowhere near him and the guy was a diving fuckin cheat

That's my point. No need to lunge and offer the cheating cùnt the opportunity to dive. Most refs fall for that. Thankfully this one didn't. This time....

Mate he's a defender, he has to make challenges, he attempted it but pulled back and it was outside the area to boot.

He has to be clever. In the modern game you simply cannot stick a leg out or lunge in in the box. You just jockey and close the angle. You lunge and some diving cùnt is hitting the ground.

[rodders999]

Those front two make me jizz my fucking pants

[DB10GOONER]

Laca !!

[Rian1]

LACAZETTE. MON FRERE

[GoonerMuzz]

Great goal from Laca

[DB10GOONER]

Matland-niles is like a rabbit caught in headlights at the mo - he doesn't know whether he is coming or going and needs some help

Forget helping him. He is not even doing the basics right. Get him off asap. He's all over the shop.

And bring in who ?? Mustafi ? Elninny ? There is no-one better ffs

Tbh could they be any worse than he has been tonight. Constantly caught narrow constantly getting run in behind and then the stupid lunge in the box on a bloke whose pace was carrying him out of play anyway.

Outside the fuckin box and no the ball wasn't running out until he dived

Calm down sugar tits. He's been gash.