It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Oh wow that's out of order. I sense a well deserved ban coming your way.........but then again your probably right
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
Good to see that you've given it some thought. I say fu.ck it just do it - what have you got to lose What are you going to call yourselves
The Dublin Vadgetastics.
More than "some thought" my friend.
I'll keep an eye out for your results
The Dublin Vadgetarians
We were toying with a more "optical" name like "Clint FC" but in all caps thusly:
CLINT FC
Nominally a tribute to Clint Eastwood but also a social commentary art instalation piece that the hipster snowflake arsemonkeys can get behind and that the rest of us can have a good old childish giggle about.
That's the name of the game (Also a suitable reference to a girly song that seems appropriate to the subject matter )
or you could go with Green Bush FC as a worthy tribute and nod to Botswana's finest womens team - "Golden Bush"
What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Not a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Not a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
That's not a suspicion though is it ?.......You know don't you ?!
What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Not a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
That's not a suspicion though is it ?.......You know don't you ?!
We were toying with a more "optical" name like "Clint FC" but in all caps thusly:
CLINT FC
Nominally a tribute to Clint Eastwood but also a social commentary art instalation piece that the hipster snowflake arsemonkeys can get behind and that the rest of us can have a good old childish giggle about.
I used to have a photo, taken years ago outside the crematorium after a funeral service, where the flowers from the previous funeral were all still on display in the background.
There was a flower wreath spelling out the word a u n t in lower case letters ... however in the photo the tail of the 'a' was obscured ... making it look like a 'c'
It was one of those things that once you had noticed it, you couldn't not notice it
What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh
Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs.
From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine.
Not a moob between us. We are all mostly vain middle aged gym arseholes too.
Although I always had a suspicion that my mate Barry has a vagina hidden away.....
That's not a suspicion though is it ?.......You know don't you ?!
I’ve always believed that womens football should be based on looks as opposed to any sort of ability (a bit like girlbands)
So the WPL would have all the best looking players and the players would get uglier and uglier the further down the leagues you go!
This would certainly make the WPL a bit more watchable on tv.
I’ve always believed that womens football should be based on looks as opposed to any sort of ability (a bit like girlbands)
So the WPL would have all the best looking players and the players would get uglier and uglier the further down the leagues you go!
This would certainly make the WPL a bit more watchable on tv.
Personally (and I don't wish to cause offence with this) I think it should be played naked.
I’ve always believed that womens football should be based on looks as opposed to any sort of ability (a bit like girlbands)
So the WPL would have all the best looking players and the players would get uglier and uglier the further down the leagues you go!
This would certainly make the WPL a bit more watchable on tv.
I’ve always believed that womens football should be based on looks as opposed to any sort of ability (a bit like girlbands)
So the WPL would have all the best looking players and the players would get uglier and uglier the further down the leagues you go!
This would certainly make the WPL a bit more watchable on tv.
Personally (and I don't wish to cause offence with this) I think it should be played naked.
Please ignore the word "don't" above.
Especially on cold winter days & nights when Nips Go Hard!
What are you going to call yourselves
