Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Midz » Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:26 pm

Need this incorporated into a chant for the beginning of the season.....
Kolasinac's a nutter, he wears a nutters' hat
And when the hijackers took his car he said
your not having that...ya bunch of thievin' fuck.ing cants, come here and I'll rip your fuck.ing throat out ya pussies.

(the last line is a work in progress)
:D :D :D

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Herd » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:45 pm

We should of course be thankful that Mustafi wasn't in the car because he is incapable of fending off an attack !

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Almunia is a clown » Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:18 pm

Taxed from Facebook Get Kroenke Out page............! :barscarf:

"Kolasinac is magic,
he wears a magic hat, and when he saw a knife man,
he said I fancy that!
He’d hit them with his left arm, hit them with his right.
Like playing for the Arsenal,
the tank just loves a fight.........woooooooah. :box: :mrgreen:

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Zanatos3 » Sun Jul 28, 2019 12:23 pm

Sky News on the DAY got the Meat of the story, youtube recommendations only just showed me, Check this out if you want to know More details on the attack, Just glad all 3 are Fine! Link Below

Headline:Arsenal stars targeted by armed moped thieves
Published on Jul 26, 2019
Sky News
Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weJD_E2EwEU

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby OneBardGooner » Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:02 pm

It could have ended up being so much, MUCH worse - I know we have all joked about but etc, but fair do's to Kolasinac, he showed how fearless he really is. :bowing21:

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby CloakedGooner » Sun Jul 28, 2019 3:45 pm

Typical. It's Ozils car, and like his Arsenal career he is nowhere to be seen :roll:

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:50 pm

:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

Uhhhmmm I don't understand ... why!? Oh! the Feck WHY? Were Kolasinac and Ozil trying to Hi-jack a plane!?? :? I mean I thought Ozil owned his own leer Jet!


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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Rian1 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 6:19 pm

Typical. It's Ozils car, and like his Arsenal career he is nowhere to be seen :roll:
A tad bit hypocritical to say he is nowhere to be seen in his Arsenal career when he has done a fair bit with what he had up front since 2013. At RM he was unplayable and albeit the two leagues being different we also need to account who he had with him at RM and what shite he shifted to when he joined us where people ate chances after chances he plated for them.

With his wife being in the car (and people say Sead's too) not very wise to jump out the car and try to defend when it's easier to just put the foot down. Last thing you want to do is jump out and get your car stolen because you thought there were 4 you were fighting against but in reality they were 6.

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Rian1 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 6:22 pm

We should of course be thankful that Mustafi wasn't in the car because he is incapable of fending off an attack !
FML the accuracy on this one! The only thing he'd do in that situation is probably lose his rose gold Nautilus to the hijackers :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Zanatos3 » Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:06 am

Another 1, if you ignore the music, great context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8_Q5YWxTg
The reason why Kolašinac risked everything to save Özil - Oh My Goal
[Apologies for the music again]

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Herd » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:18 am

Typical. It's Ozils car, and like his Arsenal career he is nowhere to be seen :roll:
A tad bit hypocritical to say he is nowhere to be seen in his Arsenal career when he has done a fair bit with what he had up front since 2013. At RM he was unplayable and albeit the two leagues being different we also need to account who he had with him at RM and what shite he shifted to when he joined us where people ate chances after chances he plated for them.

With his wife being in the car (and people say Sead's too) not very wise to jump out the car and try to defend when it's easier to just put the foot down. Last thing you want to do is jump out and get your car stolen because you thought there were 4 you were fighting against but in reality they were 6.
Rian were u drunk when you wrote that ? Just wondering like !

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Jock Gooner » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:13 am

Typical. It's Ozils car, and like his Arsenal career he is nowhere to be seen :roll:
A tad bit hypocritical to say he is nowhere to be seen in his Arsenal career when he has done a fair bit with what he had up front since 2013. At RM he was unplayable and albeit the two leagues being different we also need to account who he had with him at RM and what shite he shifted to when he joined us where people ate chances after chances he plated for them.

With his wife being in the car (and people say Sead's too) not very wise to jump out the car and try to defend when it's easier to just put the foot down. Last thing you want to do is jump out and get your car stolen because you thought there were 4 you were fighting against but in reality they were 6.
Rian were u drunk when you wrote that ? Just wondering like !
No danger Ozil giving any thought to taking on 4 when from experience we know he won't even take on 1 :lol:

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Rian1 » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:21 am

Typical. It's Ozils car, and like his Arsenal career he is nowhere to be seen :roll:
A tad bit hypocritical to say he is nowhere to be seen in his Arsenal career when he has done a fair bit with what he had up front since 2013. At RM he was unplayable and albeit the two leagues being different we also need to account who he had with him at RM and what shite he shifted to when he joined us where people ate chances after chances he plated for them.

With his wife being in the car (and people say Sead's too) not very wise to jump out the car and try to defend when it's easier to just put the foot down. Last thing you want to do is jump out and get your car stolen because you thought there were 4 you were fighting against but in reality they were 6.
Rian were u drunk when you wrote that ? Just wondering like !
Alcohol and drugs aren't my thing, I tend to stay away from the Ozil bandwagon hate, especially when some of us get our judgements clouded and question his Arsenal integrity. Wanna question the past two seasons? Fine but don't be acting like he didn't do anything for the club at all.

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby xisstential » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:34 pm

Typical. It's Ozils car, and like his Arsenal career he is nowhere to be seen :roll:
A tad bit hypocritical to say he is nowhere to be seen in his Arsenal career when he has done a fair bit with what he had up front since 2013. At RM he was unplayable and albeit the two leagues being different we also need to account who he had with him at RM and what shite he shifted to when he joined us where people ate chances after chances he plated for them.

With his wife being in the car (and people say Sead's too) not very wise to jump out the car and try to defend when it's easier to just put the foot down. Last thing you want to do is jump out and get your car stolen because you thought there were 4 you were fighting against but in reality they were 6.
Rian were u drunk when you wrote that ? Just wondering like !
Alcohol and drugs aren't my thing, I tend to stay away from the Ozil bandwagon hate, especially when some of us get our judgements clouded and question his Arsenal integrity. Wanna question the past two seasons? Fine but don't be acting like he didn't do anything for the club at all.
Can you think of one game where he was the difference between the 2 sides? And when you spend the kind of money we've spent on him you expect something in return. I would say the club has done a LOT more for him than he's done for the club. He signed his extension virtually at gunpoint only because nobody else came in for him and because Wenger offered him stupid money having made a pigs ear of both his & Sanchez's contracts. For such a gifted player his performances have been a massive disappointment..........And his Arsenal "integrity" doesn't exist, as I said earlier, despite holding on & holding on he only eventually signed because nobody came in for him.

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Re: Ozil and Kolasinac attempted hijacking

Postby Clash » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:24 am

Now that a few days have gone by since this happened ... is it okay to remind everyone that Kolasinac is fucking shit? 8) :)


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