Dippers (A) Weds 30th Ko 1930

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goonertux wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:44 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:03 pm
goonertux wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:20 pm
Think Ceballos might need counselling along with our glorious captain! Arsenal from 2005 - never fail to disappoint!
Can you translate that into Latin please.....see if it has a nice ring to it :lol:
How about ‘Temere Defectum’? Has a nice ring to it! Translates as ‘random failure’. Just about sums it all up really these days!
Or how about "imperitia mea meditabitur"

Which literally means Utter Incompetence. :wink:

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Orrrrr!

The polite translation:

"Tiens quasi puellae"

Behaving like young giggling girls.


Orrrr

"Sicut naturale eius debent"

Like a Vagina

Orrrrrrrrrr!


"Sicut multi naturale eius debent"

Like many Vagina's. :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:46 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:12 pm
goonertux wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:44 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:03 pm
goonertux wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:20 pm
Think Ceballos might need counselling along with our glorious captain! Arsenal from 2005 - never fail to disappoint!
Can you translate that into Latin please.....see if it has a nice ring to it :lol:
How about ‘Temere Defectum’? Has a nice ring to it! Translates as ‘random failure’. Just about sums it all up really these days!
:lol:

I think you're onto something there. That on the backdrop of a giant bollock would sum up modern day Arsenal nicely.
Surely given our "captain", and some of our players, that backdrop would have to be a big vagina no? :)
True.......decisions decisions eh :rubchin: :lol:

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Can anyone with the artistic ability and tools to do it knock something up? It's Friday, I'm sure there are plenty of you with time on your hands in a quiet office somewhere?

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I prefer "Cumulum Stercore".

I'm no Latin scholar, so having to trust google translate.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:53 pm
I prefer "Cumulum Stercore".

I'm no Latin scholar, so having to trust google translate.
:lol:

You forgot to include "steaming"

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:43 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:53 pm
I prefer "Cumulum Stercore".

I'm no Latin scholar, so having to trust google translate.
:lol:

You forgot to include "steaming"

:lol: :lol:
Well jock, I think we’ve nailed it :

Fumidus Cumulum Stercore

Perfect as the Latin motto beneath the juvenile Disney club crest that we’ve now got.

Btw, I’ve been sitting here laughing like a 14 year old school boy....go into google translate and type “steaming pile of shit” into the English section and then tap the speaker icon. A birds voice reads it out beautifully. I’m sure I shouldn’t find it as funny as I do.
:lol: :lol:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:16 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:43 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:53 pm
I prefer "Cumulum Stercore".

I'm no Latin scholar, so having to trust google translate.
:lol:

You forgot to include "steaming"

:lol: :lol:
Well jock, I think we’ve nailed it :

Fumidus Cumulum Stercore

Perfect as the Latin motto beneath the juvenile Disney club crest that we’ve now got.

Btw, I’ve been sitting here laughing like a 14 year old school boy....go into google translate and type “steaming pile of shit” into the English section and then tap the speaker icon. A birds voice reads it out beautifully. I’m sure I shouldn’t find it as funny as I do.
:lol: :lol:

Good man :lol:

She's very articulate isn't she. I think you may have stumbled upon an early xmas pressie for Rodders as she sounds like Natalie Sawyer. He will have hours of fun with this :lol: Well I say fun, perhaps debauchery is a more accurate word :lol:

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If you have any kind of Amazon Echo device......

Alexa, say Unai Emery carrots 100 in Welsh.

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The word for Carrot in Welsh is 'Moron'. I kid you not. :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:47 am
The word for Carrot in Welsh is 'Moron'. I kid you not. :D
You sure it's not "gzrkxzk"?

:D :wink:

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clummo123 wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:37 am
If you have any kind of Amazon Echo device......

Alexa, say Unai Emery carrots 100 in Welsh.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

That is brilliant - wasn't sure where the sentence was going until it got to the end and suddenly it all became clear :lol: :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:47 am
The word for Carrot in Welsh is 'Moron'. I kid you not. :D
You are right but the word for 100 is better :lol:

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:00 pm
clummo123 wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:37 am
If you have any kind of Amazon Echo device......

Alexa, say Unai Emery carrots 100 in Welsh.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

That is brilliant - wasn't sure where the sentence was going until it got to the end and suddenly it all became clear :lol: :lol:
Say it without the carrots and its even better. She seems to really emphasise that last T. :lol:

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clummo123 wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:00 pm
clummo123 wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:37 am
If you have any kind of Amazon Echo device......

Alexa, say Unai Emery carrots 100 in Welsh.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

That is brilliant - wasn't sure where the sentence was going until it got to the end and suddenly it all became clear :lol: :lol:
Say it without the carrots and its even better. She seems to really emphasise that last T. :lol:
Hours of fun :lol:

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