MurderingBastards* who got all English clubs banned from Europe for five seasons H Weds 15th July KO 815pm

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MurderingBastards* who got all English clubs banned from Europe for five seasons H Weds 15th July KO 815pm

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How will we get on against these wanks I wonder :rubchin: probably an unlubed cocking up the fartpipe 1-3

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Just one slight edit to a superb thread title.

*

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:37 pm
Just one slight edit to a superb thread title.

*

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These murdering cùnts are on autopilot after winning the shittest league in a generation and our no hopers will still lose 2 or 3 nil here. :roll:

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Murderers, murderers.
Murderers, muderers.

How many more games left in this shitbag of a season?

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 6:05 pm
Murderers, murderers.
Murderers, muderers.

How many more games left in this shitbag of a season?
Too many. :roll:

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Instead of a guard of honour could our players maybe do something in the 39th minute for the 39 innocent Italians murdered by these cùnts?

JFT39.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 6:13 pm
Instead of a guard of honour could our players maybe do something in the 39th minute for the 39 innocent Italians murdered by these cùnts?

JFT39.
Wouldn't it be nice to see a plane fly over at the 39th minute with a Banner Justice for The Juventus 39 (You Murdering scouse CUNTSSS!) :rubchin:

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He will play the same back three as today while Medley and Holding gather splinters in their arses, meaning that even the best midfield and attacking display would be rendered worthless if the Mickeys play anywhere near their best forward line

Auba will score a screamer before Luiz and Kolasinac combine to assist Salah

The super coach will reward them with contract extensions and bomb out the youngsters instead

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falkirk goon wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:36 pm
How will we get on against these wanks I wonder :rubchin: probably an unlubed cocking up the fartpipe 1-3
Nice thread title mate - 9/10. Lack of the words murdering scum prevented me scoring 10 !!

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Salah will make an absolute fool of Mustafi. Exactly the sort of player who will have a field day against him.

Shame as I would have fancied us to give them a battle in front of our fans, one of the few games you can guarantee they will be up for. We will get murdered.

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Mustafi is like a dog who’s been shitting all over your house for years, but as one final resort before putting the stupid bastard down, you send him away for some intensive, professional one on one toilet training.

Low and behold when he comes back he no longer defecates on your duvet or scoots in behind the sofa to unload his bowels. Over the coming weeks he actually behaves himself so well that you feel confident enough to invite a load of friends and family around for a massive party (something you’d never have dreamed of doing before knowing he’d just fuck the whole
thing up for you).

The evening goes really well, the drinks are flowing, everybody’s relaxed and having a great time until it all comes crashing to a shuddering halt when suddenly there’s complete silence, broken only by a few gasps from some of the horrified onlookers and a couple of the children burst in to tears.

The fucking dog has just come in, dragging its useless fat hole across the kitchen tiles, projectile shitting rancid faeces all across the room. Yellow, green and brown watery shite drips down from the walls as he looks up at you and sniggers before moving off to the next room to finish the job.

What choice are you left with only to bring the brain dead c.unt out into the middle of the garden and put him out of his fucking misery....right between the fucking eyes.

:banghead:


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rodders999 wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:44 pm
Mustafi is like a dog who’s been shitting all over your house for years, but as one final resort before putting the stupid bastard down, you send him away for some intensive, professional one on one toilet training.

Low and behold when he comes back he no longer defecates on your duvet or scoots in behind the sofa to unload his bowels. Over the coming weeks he actually behaves himself so well that you feel confident enough to invite a load of friends and family around for a massive party (something you’d never have dreamed of doing before knowing he’d just fuck the whole
thing up for you).

The evening goes really well, the drinks are flowing, everybody’s relaxed and having a great time until it all comes crashing to a shuddering halt when suddenly there’s complete silence, broken only by a few gasps from some of the horrified onlookers and a couple of the children burst in to tears.

The fucking dog has just come in, dragging its useless fat hole across the kitchen tiles, projectile shitting rancid faeces all across the room. Yellow, green and brown watery shite drips down from the walls as he looks up at you and sniggers before moving off to the next room to finish the job.

What choice are you left with only to bring the brain dead c.unt out into the middle of the garden and put him out of his fucking misery....right between the fucking eyes.

:banghead:


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If you change the word "dog" to my mate "Barry" then I've actually witnessed all of that.

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rodders999 wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:44 pm
Mustafi is like a dog who’s been shitting all over your house for years, but as one final resort before putting the stupid bastard down, you send him away for some intensive, professional one on one toilet training.

Low and behold when he comes back he no longer defecates on your duvet or scoots in behind the sofa to unload his bowels. Over the coming weeks he actually behaves himself so well that you feel confident enough to invite a load of friends and family around for a massive party (something you’d never have dreamed of doing before knowing he’d just fuck the whole
thing up for you).

The evening goes really well, the drinks are flowing, everybody’s relaxed and having a great time until it all comes crashing to a shuddering halt when suddenly there’s complete silence, broken only by a few gasps from some of the horrified onlookers and a couple of the children burst in to tears.

The fucking dog has just come in, dragging its useless fat hole across the kitchen tiles, projectile shitting rancid faeces all across the room. Yellow, green and brown watery shite drips down from the walls as he looks up at you and sniggers before moving off to the next room to finish the job.

What choice are you left with only to bring the brain dead c.unt out into the middle of the garden and put him out of his fucking misery....right between the fucking eyes.

:banghead:


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A nice story Rodders, albeit in the house of Senor Arteta, you actually chuck the young puppy you just bought out on to the street and reward the mutt with a big new kennel and his own en suite bathroom to carry on shitting in for the next 3 years confident that you'll be the one who can do what the worlds finest vets and surgeons could never wish to achieve

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rodders999 wrote:
Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:44 pm
Mustafi is like a dog who’s been shitting all over your house for years, but as one final resort before putting the stupid bastard down, you send him away for some intensive, professional one on one toilet training.

Low and behold when he comes back he no longer defecates on your duvet or scoots in behind the sofa to unload his bowels. Over the coming weeks he actually behaves himself so well that you feel confident enough to invite a load of friends and family around for a massive party (something you’d never have dreamed of doing before knowing he’d just fuck the whole
thing up for you).

The evening goes really well, the drinks are flowing, everybody’s relaxed and having a great time until it all comes crashing to a shuddering halt when suddenly there’s complete silence, broken only by a few gasps from some of the horrified onlookers and a couple of the children burst in to tears.

The fucking dog has just come in, dragging its useless fat hole across the kitchen tiles, projectile shitting rancid faeces all across the room. Yellow, green and brown watery shite drips down from the walls as he looks up at you and sniggers before moving off to the next room to finish the job.

What choice are you left with only to bring the brain dead c.unt out into the middle of the garden and put him out of his fucking misery....right between the fucking eyes.

:banghead:


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Pure poetry Rodders me old son, pure poetry!! :barscarf: :barscarf:

As for the game i couldn't give a shit, the club doesn't so neither will I :roll:

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