Poll - Who is club foot Xhaka’s detractor-in-chief ?

[OneBardGooner]

Seeing as I am DB's campaign manager I would just like there to be parity in this competition:

So anyone who votes for DB gets a pair of these to play with (and the rest of the body that goes with them)

[Retro Gunner]

Seeing as I am DB's campaign manager I would just like there to be parity in this competition:

So anyone who votes for DB gets a pair of these to play with (and the rest of the body that goes with them)

Trouble is folks, what OBG isn’t telling you is that that IS DB10 !!
Forget what OBG is saying, you REALLY don’t want anything to do with the rest of the body....there’s a nasty Hampton hanging beneath those knockers !

[rodders999]

Fuck the euro vision voting pact how do I change my vote

[Retro Gunner]

Fuck the euro vision voting pact how do I change my vote

You filthy boy !! Selling your soul for a pair of fake knockers and a rank old Hampton.

[SteveO 35]

I can't believe I even made the poll

Now that we've got the worlds greatest coach and he's made him first name on the team sheet with Kolasinac, I have every faith he will be a colossus of the team for years to come

[GoonerMuzz]

I'm selling my vote, now the question is what's it worth to you fuckers?

How much do you really want to be known as Xhaka's biggest detractor..... mind you it does sound like something Rodders would make use off whilst listening to Big Barry White LPs and watching some tasteful foreign speciality movies

[DB10GOONER]

Fuck the euro vision voting pact how do I change my vote

That can be arranged. Allegedly.

cough cough

[DB10GOONER]

Seeing as I am DB's campaign manager I would just like there to be parity in this competition:

So anyone who votes for DB gets a pair of these to play with (and the rest of the body that goes with them)

Top work OneBard.

[Herd]

It would be easier to say who hates him the least !

[OneBardGooner]

Seeing as I am DB's campaign manager I would just like there to be parity in this competition:

So anyone who votes for DB gets a pair of these to play with (and the rest of the body that goes with them)

Trouble is folks, what OBG isn’t telling you is that that IS DB10 !!
Forget what OBG is saying, you REALLY don’t want anything to do with the rest of the body....there’s a nasty Hampton hanging beneath those knockers !

Oi! Don't blame me or DB!! It was YOU who asked me to do it... Because you said and I quote:

"The thought of someone with a nice pair of tits and a cock really turns me on" End of Quote.

[DB10GOONER]

Seeing as I am DB's campaign manager I would just like there to be parity in this competition:

So anyone who votes for DB gets a pair of these to play with (and the rest of the body that goes with them)

Trouble is folks, what OBG isn’t telling you is that that IS DB10 !!
Forget what OBG is saying, you REALLY don’t want anything to do with the rest of the body....there’s a nasty Hampton hanging beneath those knockers !

Oi! Don't blame me or DB!! It was YOU who asked me to do it... Because you said and I quote:

"The thought of someone with a nice pair of tits and a cock really turns me on" End of Quote.

Tru dat.

Retro Kanye Trump is a pervert.

#littlehands

[StuartL]

Just cast my vote looks like Retro is now the king of Xhaka hating

[OneBardGooner]

Just cast my vote looks like Retro is now the king of Xhaka hating

Still doesn't change the fact he said:

"The thought of a nice pair of tits and a cock really turns me on"


I rest my case yer Honour!.

[Retro Gunner]

Seeing as I am DB's campaign manager I would just like there to be parity in this competition:

So anyone who votes for DB gets a pair of these to play with (and the rest of the body that goes with them)

Trouble is folks, what OBG isn’t telling you is that that IS DB10 !!
Forget what OBG is saying, you REALLY don’t want anything to do with the rest of the body....there’s a nasty Hampton hanging beneath those knockers !

Oi! Don't blame me or DB!! It was YOU who asked me to do it... Because you said and I quote:

"The thought of someone with a nice pair of tits and a cock really turns me on" End of Quote.

Tru dat.

Retro Kanye Trump is a pervert.

#littlehands

Only just noticed there’s been movement on this thread. Ok :

1. It’s quite clear that OBG was quoting you, even though he’s pretending otherwise now that you’ve clearly threatened him with a ban.

2. I do indeed possess the refined and elegant hands of a gentleman. Well versed in reaching the refined and elegant parts of the fairer sex.

On the other hand (see what I did there?), your coarse and calloused navvie’s paws are fit only for some old hag in the attic.

3. I see that you used your Mod privilege to gerrymander an additional vote from somewhere, but the good sense of the fine people of this forum has prevailed and there’s daylight between us.

I suggest you admit defeat, or rather pistols at dawn....I should warn you, I’m a damn good shot.

[Retro Gunner]

Just cast my vote looks like Retro is now the king of Xhaka hating

Ah yes, Stuart L, without doubt one of the finest posters on this forum. A man of immense knowledge and insight.

Of course, that goes for anybody else that casts their vote for me and against the Mod dictator.

Thank you Stuart.

Ps. As promised, the keys to the bachelor pad are under the door mat and a couple of cracking birds have been arranged. Enjoy !