CLASSIC LINES

gus ceasar is a legend · Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:18 pm

Love, Honour and Obey.

Ray Winstone during the middle of the fire fight with some othwer London gangsters...........

"Fix bayonets!"

Ok Ok you have to habve seen the film!

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:41 pm

Another Ray Winstone classic..............
Carlin - Where's ya tool ???
Black guy - What fuckin tool ???
Carlin proceeds to bust the guys skull with a length of pipe
THIS FACKIN TOOL................ dya want some more ???

charliegeorgewhocanhitem · Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:46 pm

"Monty you terrible cu*t" from Withnail And I

Rilo II · Post by **Rilo II** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:04 pm

another line that always cracks me up from love honour and obey, when rays having a row with his wife and the actor (or is it the director) tries to butt in, but before he can say anything

"you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, fuck off"

And a really really obvious one, but I love it, from apocalypse now

"Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "

what a quality passage, i love the disappointment in his voice when he says the war will end

And while there's so many libertines lyrics, let me add another i love

"even now there's something to be proud about, you'll come up the hard way and they'll remind you everyday, you're nothing"

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:57 pm

from love honor and obey
please be careful, and use lubrication

thatgooner · Post by **thatgooner** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:53 pm

'Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' italian job.

'dont throw them bloody spears at me' Zulu

green gooner · Post by **green gooner** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:37 pm

khalid_red wrote:Who the hell is Spudnasher though?

A pig with big teeth I would say

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:07 am

From Blackadder;

"I'm (he's?) madder than Mad Jack McMad, the maddest man in Madland."

and;

"...a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox."

From Glengarry Glenross;

Ricky Roma: "WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man."

and;

Ricky Roma: "You stupid fucking C*NT. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me six thousand dollars. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking c*nt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead."

Great movie with outstanding dialogue and acting.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:10 am

I really liked the bit in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci realises his time is up when he enters the room to be made.

"Oh Fuck"

What a way to accept what you know is coming!

southampton gooner · Post by **southampton gooner** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:31 pm

Film line: "Who you calling big nose" & "wralise bwian"..Life of brian.

Song.. You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, screem without raising your voice.....U2

Fuck you I wont do what you tell me.. Rage against the machine.

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:53 pm

southampton gooner wrote:Film line: "Who you calling big nose" & "wralise bwian"..Life of brian.

Yeah very good, and then "big nose" gets really pissed off turns round and sez to Eric Idle "I warnin you mate, once more and I'll take you to the fackin cleaners"

Post by **Belfast Boy** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:20 am

Jesse Ventura in Predator when all the rest of the marines refuse his offer of, chewin tobacco/jerky - " bunch of slack jawed faggots round here, this stuff'll make ya a goddamn sexual Tyrannosauras................................ just like me"

lisa_gooner · Post by **lisa_gooner** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:34 am

Police Squad

A group of cops burst into a room

Chesty Blonde Woman: "Is this some kind of a bust?"

Cop (Leslie Nielsen): "Yes, it's very impressive, but that's not why we're here"

IW8Goalmachine · Post by **IW8Goalmachine** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:44 am

i can't believe no one said one of the all time greats

i'll be back!

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:23 pm

While you are at it, this great one wasn't mentioned as well:

"Bond. James Bond."

I heard that is what TS said to Kevin after being asked what his name was. But then he proceeded to say that he is actually "Saunders. Tony Saunders"