CLASSIC LINES

[SPUDMASHER]

Having read and contributed a few LoB bits on other threads how about a thread dedicated to your favourite lines from films or songs.


'Oi that's my f*cking juniper bush'

and sadly for me one of the best ever lyrics is from a take that song

'In the twist of seperation, you excelled in being free' very well written line even if the writer is a knob jockey.

[Red Gunner]

Never seen that movie but the phrase is classic:

"You talkin' to me?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9CkhBb ... re=related

[Wembley Gooner]

from Airplane:

"And stop calling me Shirley" or something along those lines

[Magic Merse]

from Airplane:

"And stop calling me Shirley" or something along those lines

"Surley You cant Be Serious"

"I am serious, and dont call me Shirley"

[Wembley Gooner]

[DB10GOONER]

You'll be sorry you started this thread!!!

I love Family Guy so here's a classic from Stewie;

Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."

Stewie: "What did you just say?"

Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."

Stewie: "Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch!"

[DB10GOONER]

And from Peter;

He grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant and says, "Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all."

[DB10GOONER]

and Quagmire;

Quagmire: "Hi sweetie, how old are you?"
Teen Girl: "Sixteen.".
Quagmire: "Eighteen? You're first."
Teen girl: "Mom!"
Quagmire: "I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy!"

[demzy]

Vinnie Jones in Snatch:

Avi: “Should I call you… Bullet? Tooth?â€

[RocastleRock]

Are you going to bark allday.... little doggy ??

[DB10GOONER]

Final one (I promise) but the funniest of all;

Stewie: "Damn it, I must have pulled something playing hoops the other day. (Goes to flashback of Stewie playing basketball.)

Stewie: (Stewie speaking in OTT black American Ghetto accent, but STILL sounding like Stewie) "I know you ain't puttin that rock up from there, cause you ain't got no J!"

(Stewie trips black basketball player)

Baskeball player: "Yo man, that's trippin!"

Stewie: "Brotha please, you're the one who be trippin'! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin' for ya!"

Basketball player: "Don't make me stick my size thirteens up yo narrow white ass!"

Stewie: "Oh, sweet! Bring it on bitch! Now how you gonna act?!"

(Basketball player walks away.)

Stewie: "Jeeze! Bringin that trash up in here. Dis my house! Dis my house!!!"

[Rilo II]

"sweet dancing jehova, ive puntured my brain"
dr kelso from scrubs

my favourite lyric is
"cornered, the boy kicked out at the world
the world kicked back a lot fucking harder"
from cant stand me now by the libertines

[burns718]

"also i think knives are a good idea, big fuck of shinny ones, ones that look like they could skin a crocodile, see knives are good cos they dont make any noise, the less noise they make the more likely we are to use them, shit em right up. guns for shows knvies for a pro" soap

family guys is sweet though

quagmire on finding a tied up cheerleader in toilet
"two words, jack pot"

[TheOne2Smooth]

Robin Hood prince of Thieves

the Sherriff 'I will cut his heart out with a spoon'

Guy of Loxbourne 'why a spoon?'

The Sheriff 'Because it will hurt more you idiot'


and who can forget Scarface

'say hello to my little friends' lol

[mrgnu1958]

Steve martin.."what are ya doing here?"
John Candy.."I havent got a Home..Maries been dead for 10 years"

Has me in floods of Tears everytime.
The Legend that is John Candy is STILL very much missed by me.

Planes,Trains and Automobiles