If you had one clip, and licence to kill

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Kevinho
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Sheringham
Mourinho
Abramovich
Neville brothers (lined up thus saving a bullet)
Savage
Bentley
Cuntley
Robbie Keane
Jonathan Barnett
Usmanov

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Ronaldo
Savage
Sam Allardice
Cashley
Tim Westwood

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rodders999
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Post by rodders999 »

It's gotta be Sir Anal. I'd love to blow his gum chewing, whiskey stinking face off from point blank range!

Do I have rage issues??

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stearmaster wrote:my ex
my ex supervisor
my ex
my ex supervisor
my ex
my ex supervisor


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

fucking hate em both :evil: :twisted: :banghead: :banghead:

sod players recent or ex!!!!!


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Did your ex run off with your supervisor, or something? :shock:

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Post by olgitgooner »

Sorry for the piss-take. stearmaster.

I have just thought about how bad I felt, when I split up with my ex. It's not nice. And I have now been through it FOUR times.

Apologies.

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stearmaster
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olgitgooner wrote:Sorry for the piss-take. stearmaster.

I have just thought about how bad I felt, when I split up with my ex. It's not nice. And I have now been through it FOUR times.

Apologies.
not too worry mate, i found the funny side, was a few years ago now the ex im on about....she did go off with some turkinsh bloke tho.....who she blatenly knew i hated!!!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

appology accepted.....life goes on :barscarf:

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Post by Wayno »

stearmaster wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Sorry for the piss-take. stearmaster.

I have just thought about how bad I felt, when I split up with my ex. It's not nice. And I have now been through it FOUR times.

Apologies.
not too worry mate, i found the funny side, was a few years ago now the ex im on about....she did go off with some turkinsh bloke tho.....who she blatenly knew i hated!!!!
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

appology accepted.....life goes on :barscarf:
Steary, you should cover your walls with photo's of her, but be sure to cut the eyes out on each one. Then you must start following her wherever she goes and call her on the phone at different times during the night but never speak when she answers. If she has any pets you must steal them, kill them and then eat them amke sure that you post photo's of the pets in the cooking pots. Pour paint stripper over her car and befriend any ageing relatives that she may have, shagging her Grannie might just help you get over your loss.

P.S any chance of a date with your aunt 8)

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Post by southampton gooner »

If it had to be a player it would be Rude van horseface

But if I could do it to anyone it would have to be Amy Winehouse crack head attention seaking waste of air.

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1. Robbie Keane
2. Roy Keane
3. The lead singer of Keane

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stearmaster
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stearmaster wrote:my ex
my ex supervisor
my ex
my ex supervisor
my ex
my ex supervisor


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

fucking hate em both :evil: :twisted: :banghead: :banghead:

sod players recent or ex!!!!!


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
i got a vid of my *ex supervisor* moaninh to me today....will put up soon, jus so u can really see how much of a bitch she really is :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Post by flash gunner »

stearmaster wrote:
stearmaster wrote:my ex
my ex supervisor
my ex
my ex supervisor
my ex
my ex supervisor


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

fucking hate em both :evil: :twisted: :banghead: :banghead:

sod players recent or ex!!!!!




:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
i got a vid of my *ex supervisor* moaninh to me today....will put up soon, jus so u can really see how much of a bitch she really is :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Got any vids of your Aunt?

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Post by Chippy »

Agree with most of the above. Who to shoot that is, not Staero's love and work life. :stearmaster:

Can I take a bit of poetic licence and extend it to TV pundits.

Slimeball Pleat
Turnip Taylor
Lawro and Motson. :awnker:

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