Peace and Tranquility thread

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Eddie McHelderick
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Post by Eddie McHelderick »

Do you know how many portions of chips and fucking pineapple fritters I have to sell to afford a holiday?

Bastards!

I think West Ham should be forced to sell players until the costs of all the cancelled XL holidays are covered.

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

ok after me..........Breath in deeply........Hold ya breath for 5 seconds.....NOW breath out SLOWLY.

Repeat this 5 times.
Hey presto..ya are now calm as fuck

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Eddie McHelderick
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Post by Eddie McHelderick »

No that doesn't work!

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Post by tomkingsbury »

Eddie McHelderick wrote:No that doesn't work!
lube the old boy up and shoot for the ceiling, that'll relieve ya!

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Post by NBM »

I'm sure IHH has something to help people relax and unwind!

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Post by The Caped Crusader »

Nice one

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Wow - that IS IHH!!! :ihh:

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Post by stg »

Do not wish your life away.
Impatience is an enemy of tranquillity.

"There are those who go through life
impatiently waiting for something to happen
so that they can start living.
And there are those that accept each day as a
precious and original gift to be enjoyed."

Enjoy today my friends and remember a smile is worth a hundred words.
And a hello to a stranger could be the start of a great friendship.

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barnfield88
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Post by barnfield88 »

God stress out even more... look out the window then look at that pic :cry:

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Post by g88ner »

barnfield88 wrote:God stress out even more... look out the window then look at that pic :cry:
Rain, rain, go away.... come again another day. :cry: :lol: :lol:

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