It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
As I'm losing track of all the bitch fights on here (and I like to think of myself as one of the more brain-functional members ) I have helpfully listed the current war zones/scuff ups/fights/bitch rows thusly;
Wayno and Smoothie.
Gus and Smoothie.
Basil and Wayno.
Digger and
Queenie and Radford.
Cus Geezer and Radford.
Spuddy and Smoothie.
SWL and his brother.
Greengooner and the egoists.
Rebel and his Da Corkbarry.
Rebel and Basil.
Smoothie and Eddie the geebag chipshop lad.
Steary and Slag.
Gooner Ed and trolls.
Gooner Ed and sex perverts.
Gooner Ed and Wayno.
Wayno and N17Gooner.
Wayno and Pixie.
Gus and Rebel.
Gus and Basil.
Gus and all the women really.
So, in the stylee of the 1970's sitcom "Soap" here we are;
Cue titles. Cue music. Cue intro voiceover;
"This is a story about two sides of a forum, the pessimists and the optomists. These are the pessimists . And these are the optomists, and this is Gooner SOAP. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of...Gooner Soap..."
A half hour of pointless thread-based rows and oneupmanship ensues.
Then closing titles.
Cue outro voiceover;
"Will Spuddy reveal himself as the saucy loser Queenie? Will Basil and Gus elope and break pixie's heart? Can Rebel ever be the son Corkbarry wished for? Will Wayno get barred for posting an mpeg of a rhino penetrating a monkey? Will Gooner Ed ever be the same again? These questions - and many others - will be answered in the next episode of Gooner Soap..."
) I have helpfully listed the current war zones/scuff ups/fights/bitch rows thusly;
can i be an extra 
