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MIKE DEAN IS A CUNNT.

John F wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:20 pm

People going over the top about the killer virus from the east.One bloke on the radio was self isolating himself from his pregnant wife (might have to try that one)just because he has got a cold FFS.I am a bit worried because I keep singing Frank Sinatra songs and it might be the Crooner virus.

Corona virus my hole. Man flu is the real danger.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:07 am

John F wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:20 pm

People going over the top about the killer virus from the east.One bloke on the radio was self isolating himself from his pregnant wife (might have to try that one)just because he has got a cold FFS.I am a bit worried because I keep singing Frank Sinatra songs and it might be the Crooner virus.

Corona virus my hole. Man flu is the real danger.

You should be quite safe then

StuartL wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:35 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:07 am

John F wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:20 pm

People going over the top about the killer virus from the east.One bloke on the radio was self isolating himself from his pregnant wife (might have to try that one)just because he has got a cold FFS.I am a bit worried because I keep singing Frank Sinatra songs and it might be the Crooner virus.

Corona virus my hole. Man flu is the real danger.

You should be quite safe then

Oof. Harsh. Particularly as I once nearly died from man flu. Kind of.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:43 am

StuartL wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:35 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:07 am

John F wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:20 pm

People going over the top about the killer virus from the east.One bloke on the radio was self isolating himself from his pregnant wife (might have to try that one)just because he has got a cold FFS.I am a bit worried because I keep singing Frank Sinatra songs and it might be the Crooner virus.

Corona virus my hole. Man flu is the real danger.

You should be quite safe then

Oof. Harsh. Particularly as I once nearly died from man flu. Kind of.

Apologies, I assumed it was open season on mods.....

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:13 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:43 am

StuartL wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:35 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:07 am

John F wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:20 pm

People going over the top about the killer virus from the east.One bloke on the radio was self isolating himself from his pregnant wife (might have to try that one)just because he has got a cold FFS.I am a bit worried because I keep singing Frank Sinatra songs and it might be the Crooner virus.

Corona virus my hole. Man flu is the real danger.

You should be quite safe then

Oof. Harsh. Particularly as I once nearly died from man flu. Kind of.

Apologies, I assumed it was open season on mods.....

It always is.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 06, 2020 6:36 am

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:13 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:43 am

StuartL wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:35 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:07 am

Corona virus my hole. Man flu is the real danger.

You should be quite safe then

Oof. Harsh. Particularly as I once nearly died from man flu. Kind of.

Apologies, I assumed it was open season on mods.....

It always is.

Just say the word DB I've still got my Glock 9mm from my time in the UN Peace Corp, 6 bags of Lime and the shovels just a itchin' to go!!

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:49 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 06, 2020 6:36 am

StuartL wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:13 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:43 am

StuartL wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:35 pm

You should be quite safe then

Oof. Harsh. Particularly as I once nearly died from man flu. Kind of.

Apologies, I assumed it was open season on mods.....

It always is.

Just say the word DB I've still got my Glock 9mm from my time in the UN Peace Corp, 6 bags of Lime and the shovels just a itchin' to go!!

Ryanair and Sky..for making it unnecessarily difficult for customers who need/want to make changes to flights/ TV packages.
Have flights booked to Gatwick on Friday for family function which is cancelled..(wouldn't have gone anyway in the circumstances) , they wont refund, you can book an alternative flight on the same route at no cost for making the change. However you have to book before March 31st and pay any extra on the cost of the new flight but no refund if the new flight is cheaper than the original one...How are you suppose to know when you want to travel and if it is safe to travel.?
Want to cancel Sky Sports package, no point having it for the foreseeable future, you can't do it online, you must ring a number that is permanently engaged.

Parked in Tescos, out of the way and long way from the store entrance to make it easier to get out. Came back to find some scumbag had tried to break into the back of the van. People are dying and all these fuckers care about is thieving! Absolute filth!

goonertux wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:31 pm

Parked in Tescos, out of the way and long way from the store entrance to make it easier to get out. Came back to find some scumbag had tried to break into the back of the van. People are dying and all these fuckers care about is thieving! Absolute filth!

Sorry to hear that tux .I have had a couple hedge trimmers knicked in the past The scum don't work and pray on people who do.

you can't do it online, you must ring a number that is permanently engaged.

You can now , did mine this morning.

A11M11 wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:54 pm

you can't do it online, you must ring a number that is permanently engaged.

You can now , did mine this morning.

Yes thanks, got there eventually

The British media, probably Irish too for being grief whoring talentless brain dead *word censored* with no idea of the world beyond their own ideological standpoint and criticising the scientist and medical experts advising governments for 'getting it wrong' without actually understanding the complexity of this unprecedented situation all for the sake of ratings

Mike fucking Dean walked into the supermarket I currently work at in North Wales. I had to walk away.