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MegaGooner wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:96. People with long fucking memories... c**ts... :roll: :roll: :wink: :lol:
It's only 1 year :roll:
and BTW this isn't the cUnt thread :wink:
Hmm... I beg to differ, they are closely linked imo...

97. People, on the tube when walking to or from the platform, who take no notice of the KEEP LEFT signs.... (Especially at Whitechapel station)

KEEP LEFT YOU STUPID FUCKING IGNORANT *word censored*.... (drives me insane)

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98- people on ANY flight of stairs walking on the right

ITS THE LEFT YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON YOU IGNORANT SHITCUNTS :x :x :augie: :augie: :augie: :augie: :augie:

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aintcha welcomed me back enough now Fwank??? :lol:

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franksav63 wrote:
Yes, small talk.... hate it,
Spare a thought for DB10Gooner, it's the only kind of talk he can make!

98. People who stand at pedestrian crossings without pressing the "WAIT" button. What part of, "The traffic light will not turn to red and stop the traffic unless you press the button" do they not understand?

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franksav63 wrote:96. People with long fucking memories... c**ts... :roll: :roll: :wink: :lol:
99. Old people with short term memory 8)

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QuartzGooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Yes, small talk.... hate it,
Spare a thought for DB10Gooner, it's the only kind of talk he can make!

98. People who stand at pedestrian crossings without pressing the "WAIT" button. What part of, "The traffic light will not turn to red and stop the traffic unless you press the button" do they not understand?
100. *word censored* that press the button and then fucking cross before its green, leaving me there to wait 5 minutes for no fucking reason.

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101. Colour blind motorists that don't know green from red :banghead: :wink:

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mrgnu1958 wrote:aintcha welcomed me back enough now Fwank??? :lol:
:lol:

No.... but I've updated it... :wink: :lol:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:98- people on ANY flight of stairs walking on the right

ITS THE LEFT YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON YOU IGNORANT SHITCUNTS :x :x :augie: :augie: :augie: :augie: :augie:
Hmmm... :roll: :roll: :lol:

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kingjayson1 wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Yes, small talk.... hate it,
Spare a thought for DB10Gooner, it's the only kind of talk he can make!

98. People who stand at pedestrian crossings without pressing the "WAIT" button. What part of, "The traffic light will not turn to red and stop the traffic unless you press the button" do they not understand?
100. c**ts that press the button and then fucking cross before its green, leaving me there to wait 5 minutes for no fucking reason.
102. Lionel Richie lookalikes.. :? :wink:

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103. People who are behind you at the (supermarket) check-out - who push the customer/goods divider thing crash, bang up against all your groceries etc.....even though you placed it a few inches away from your food so as the fruit and salad doesn't get crushed when their bottles topple over COZ THEY'VE PUSHED THE FECKIN' THING RIGHT UP AGAINST YER FOOD!!!
And then get all sniffy when you either ask em not to or move it back yourself when they ignore ypur polite request!!!

ABSOLUTE IDIOTIC SIMPLETON SMARMY ARROGANT C U N T S!

:twisted: :banghead: :evil: :banghead: :twisted: :banghead: :evil: :banghead: :evil: :banghead: :twisted: :banghead:

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QuartzGooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Yes, small talk.... hate it,
Spare a thought for DB10Gooner, it's the only kind of talk he can make!

98. People who stand at pedestrian crossings without pressing the "WAIT" button. What part of, "The traffic light will not turn to red and stop the traffic unless you press the button" do they not understand?
104- People who can't count.

SERIOUSLY I ALREADY DID 98! WTF :augie: :augie: :augie: :augie: :augie: :augie:

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You are driving along the road and you see a car ahead waiting to pull out, you are nearly a fucking mile away, yet they sit and sit and fucking well sit (usually a woman) and then pull out right in front of you causing you to brake and then they sit at 30mph. :banghead:

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goonersid wrote:You are driving along the road and you see a car ahead waiting to pull out, you are nearly a fucking mile away, yet they sit and sit and fucking well sit (usually a woman) and then pull out right in front of you causing you to brake and then they sit at 30mph. :banghead:


:high5:

Is it me, or is Sid really, really good at this game? :? :lol:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
goonersid wrote:You are driving along the road and you see a car ahead waiting to pull out, you are nearly a fucking mile away, yet they sit and sit and fucking well sit (usually a woman) and then pull out right in front of you causing you to brake and then they sit at 30mph. :banghead:


:high5:

Is it me, or is Sid really, really good at this game? :? :lol:

Out of the two of you, I'd vote for sid!! :oops: :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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