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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:16 pm
by OneBardGooner
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:58 am
by DB10GOONER
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:25 pm
by goonersid
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:13 am
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:25 pm
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:36 am
by Jock Gooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:13 am
goonersid wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:25 pm
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Not a chance, she'll just be chuffed silly that you've moved on from pissing in the corner of her living room
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:38 pm
by DB10GOONER
Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:36 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:13 am
goonersid wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:25 pm
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Not a chance, she'll just be chuffed silly that you've moved on from pissing in the corner of her living room
Also the whole dragging my naked shit-stained ass around the carpet like a dog with worms is starting to get to her. Fussy bitch.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:00 pm
by Jock Gooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:38 pm
Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:36 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:13 am
goonersid wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:25 pm
Cyclists, c u n t s indeed!
I deliberately have one of the windscreen wash jets on my car angled to miss the windscreen, so I can spray the c u n t s with screen wash as I overtake them!
Oh that is fucking magical.
How have I not thought of that?
My missus is going to ask some questions when she catches me pissing in my cars wash jet reservoir.
Not a chance, she'll just be chuffed silly that you've moved on from pissing in the corner of her living room
Also the whole dragging my naked shit-stained ass around the carpet like a dog with worms is starting to get to her. Fussy bitch.
That's women for you mate they're all the same
Well apart from these modern day women some of whom apparently have dicks
#you'renotgenderconfusedyou'reabloke
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:58 pm
by DB10GOONER
Culchie beggars on Dublin streets. One of the 6 toe bastards asked me for 50 euro today.
Fucking hell mate cool your jets and take a reality check. Start off at a fiver at least.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:17 pm
by Bradywasking
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:58 pm
Culchie beggars on Dublin streets. One of the 6 toe bastards asked me for 50 euro today.
Fucking hell mate cool your jets and take a reality check. Start off at a fiver at least.
Have never seen a culchie one..just lots of Romas. God some of them are aggressive.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:37 pm
by OneBardGooner
Having once worked in the Homeless Department, we always had a rule NEVER give anyone Money as it goes on drugs or Booze - So when I can afford it I will offer to buy them some food and a Hot /Cold Drink....They are usually grateful etc especially on the cold mornings...
two weeks ago a bloke asked me for 'Spare change' I was on my way to the office (it was 8am) so I asked him if he'd eaten, he said 'no', so i offered to buy him some food & a drink.. from Greggs about 10 yards away.. he said 'If I wanted food I'd steal some, I want "MONEY!", ...I just walked on....
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:49 pm
by Jock Gooner
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10259687/ ... al-health/
This pri.ck is going to be allowed to vote in December - yes really
He's a walking advertisement for increasing the voting age not reducing it ffs.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:08 pm
by The Arsenal Way
Ha, ha, ha.
I like one of the tweets on that item.
'You can educate a fool, but you can't make him think'
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:44 pm
by goonersid
Paper that won’t burn, was trying to light the stove the other day with an envelope!
It just smouldered and wouldn’t ignite
Also, getting dressed in the morning ! I always either put something on back to front or inside out, I especially hate putting on my socks
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:05 pm
by OneBardGooner
The Arsenal Way wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:08 pm
Ha, ha, ha.
I like one of the tweets on that item.
'You can educate a fool, but you can't make him think'
f ever there was a case for Youthenasia that's him right there . Arrogant little prick...How many brave young boys went to fight and never came home, so that he would have the chance and freedom to be able to say such immature, ill-educated things.
He needs a good shoeing till his lone brain cells drowns in its own blood.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:23 pm
by DB10GOONER
Jesus Christ that kid is fucked in the head stupid.
