Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field. 8)

Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs. :lol: :wink:

:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
If your Krav let's you down you could carry one of those fold up steps in case you need to deliver a punch to the nads.😊

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field. 8)

Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs. :lol: :wink:

:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:46 am
Always remember a throat punch levels any playing field. 8)

Also if they are 6'10" they are mutants and probably in a circus rather than out on the roads tailgating you pair of poofs. :lol: :wink:

:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 10:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 12:26 pm



:lol:

You couldn't reach his throat to punch it :lol:

Not without giving him a damn good punch in the nads first, assuming you can reach that high :lol: :box:
:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:
Your middle name wouldn't be Jeremy would it??? :D :wink:

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 12:11 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 10:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 10:29 am


:lol:

Straight up Jock 20 years KB and nearly 10 of Krav means I can flex kick to about 7 foot so no motherfucker is out of my range. Also you should groin kick the nads rather than try punch them which would leave you exposed to a possible knock out straight punch. :wink:
:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:
Your middle name wouldn't be Jeremy would it??? :D :wink:

:shock:

CORRECTION -

Just as long as you never call me a liberal or Jeremy you can take your pick of the rest :lol:

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 1:07 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 12:11 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Sun May 31, 2020 10:04 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 9:54 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 1:24 pm


:lol:

Just over for a breather from the Coronavirus thread :lol:

I was only suggesting you punch him in the nads in case of height restrictions. But if you can reach with a groin kick good for you :lol:

Just out of curiosity is 7 foot in leprechaun measurements the same as human? :wink:
:shock:

You fucking racist. Oops sorry I meant rapist. You fucking rapist. :lol: :wink:

8)

Just as long as you never call me a liberal you can take your pick of the rest :lol: :lol:
Your middle name wouldn't be Jeremy would it??? :D :wink:

:shock:

CORRECTION -

Just as long as you never call me a liberal or Jeremy you can take your pick of the rest :lol:
:lol: :lol:

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Have to say some NHS workers have been getting on my tits for quite a while!
Shopping at Sainsburys in full “theatre gear” flashing their badges and barging their way around, like they’ve had to leave a patient drawing their terminal breath, to go and buy some fucking carrots!

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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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Wasps!
Sitting minding my own business this lunchtime, when felt a sting on my arm!
Fucking wasp, hanging on my bingo wing!
Why can’t annoying bastards like wasps, become an endangered species! :banghead:

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