LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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shu wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:45 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:13 pm
Marriage....because your shitty day doesn't have to end after work.
My son has just written in his mum's Mother's Day card , I said put loving , kind , positive mum , lol the biggest piss take ever , I bet she will be saying you told him to write it . Shit I can hear the broom stick coming up the road, better go.
:shock: :lol: .

Someone's gonna be cast into a frog :lol:

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shu wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:56 pm
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:lol:

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A little girl says to her mother, 'Mummy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.'

Her mum says, 'Well pick one sweetie - you can’t do both.'

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:38 pm
Be careful if you're thinking of getting a rescue cat.

My nan had one.

She slipped and fell one day and the cat literally sat there and did fuck all.
:D :D

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Coromavirus free man seeks coromavirus free woman with toilet paper.

Send pictures of toilet paper!

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Isn't it amazing when your dying with Flu and feeling like shit, You can still always muster just enough energy for a wan.k.


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:D
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:41 pm
Isn't it amazing when your dying with Flu and feeling like shit, You can still always muster just enough energy for a wan.k.

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:48 pm
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Invisible joke?

Seeing as everyone is reading this!

I see that The Arsenal have negotiated with her Majestys Post Office to shift the post codes to take The Emirates from N7 to N5 same as Highbury.

All it cost was a 1 million pound refurbishment of Islington post office.

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God was seen walking around Cork City.
The Guards asked him why he was breaking the lockdown?
He said

I'm working from home

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corkbarry1 wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:30 pm
God was seen walking around Cork City.
The Guards asked him why he was breaking the lockdown?
He said

I'm working from home
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Us Cork guys have got to stick together









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corkbarry1 wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:23 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:48 pm
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Invisible joke?

Seeing as everyone is reading this!

I see that The Arsenal have negotiated with her Majestys Post Office to shift the post codes to take The Emirates from N7 to N5 same as Highbury.

All it cost was a 1 million pound refurbishment of Islington post office.
I dont know what happened there, maybe a subliminal message to stop all the bad jokes.

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The best thing about being schizophrenic is that it turns a ***** into an orgy

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