LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I was chatting to my mate last night when he admitted to me that he always cries after sex.

I really didnt know what to say to something like that, other than "its your own fault you went to prison"

oh dear

More critics on here than in your bedroom must try harder then

[arseofacrow]

I was chatting to my mate last night when he admitted to me that he always cries after sex.

I really didnt know what to say to something like that, other than "its your own fault you went to prison"

oh dear

More critics on here than in your bedroom must try harder then

there's more laughs in my bedroom mate!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

If John Terry wins his court case we should all run into the court wearing Chelsea strips and intrude on the celebrations!!!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

My disabled mate's electric wheelchair has just gone haywire. We think it's a problem with the joystick as every time he tries to go forward, it just spins round and round wildly.

On the plus side, he's now been called up to the Paralympic discus team.    

[arseofacrow]

You really are a striker mate!

[Top Londoner]

I was chatting to my mate last night when he admitted to me that he always cries after sex.

I really didnt know what to say to something like that, other than "its your own fault you went to prison"

oh dear

More critics on here than in your bedroom must try harder then

there's more laughs in my bedroom mate! :cry :

That figures mate. It's beginning to make sense now.

[arseofacrow]

I was chatting to my mate last night when he admitted to me that he always cries after sex.

I really didnt know what to say to something like that, other than "its your own fault you went to prison"

oh dear

More critics on here than in your bedroom must try harder then

there's more laughs in my bedroom mate! :cry :

That figures mate. It's beginning to make sense now.

Nothing makes sense mate. Nothing.

[Postman]

I was frantically trying to clean the spunk off my sisters duvet when my mum walked in. She took one look at me and shouted "YOUR DISGUSTING!!". "I'm disgusting?" I replied "She's the one who spat it out!!

[Big Sac]

I think I know your sister.....

[corkbarry]

I think I know your sister.....

Did she charge much?

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about!!!!!

[brazilianGOONER]

The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about!!!!!

[DB10GOONER]

I was frantically trying to clean the spunk off my sisters duvet when my mum walked in. She took one look at me and shouted "YOUR DISGUSTING!!". "I'm disgusting?" I replied "She's the one who spat it out!!

[OneBardGooner]

I was frantically trying to clean the spunk off my sisters duvet when my mum walked in. She took one look at me and shouted "YOUR DISGUSTING!!". "I'm disgusting?" I replied "She's the one who spat it out!!

[OneBardGooner]

The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about!!!!!