LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Fuck me I'm out of practice here, sorry for that lot, will try harder :cry:
hmmm.... :rubchin: I don't get this one.... :|



:D :D :wink:
:lol:

Was a bit rusty, thought I was going to be slated there :lol:
Thats what happens when you change your name

















to roof. :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees.
Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks
'Dad what is love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex.
Johnny sits there with mouth open in amazement.
Dad says 'so what were you watching?'
Johnny replies 'Tennis'.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You still Da Man LFG :bowing21: :proudtosay:
Cheers Mr Bard :barscarf:

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MORE JOKES :barscarf:

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northbank123 wrote:MORE JOKES :barscarf:
Glad to see at least 3 people read them however poor they are :lol: :barscarf:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
northbank123 wrote:MORE JOKES :barscarf:
Glad to see at least 3 people read them however poor they are :lol: :barscarf:
You "KNOW" that ain't true.

Monday mornings in work are not possible unless I log on and read them.... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Let's put it this way...

If "IF" you don't continue with the Jokes - Then I will have to step in and tell my 'jokes' !!

Ohhh! Yes, now you wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone would you!?

well no one except McTwitter. :mrgreen:

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You really shouldn't be on this thread ,this is for posters who are actually funny,which rules you out on so many levels,why don't you start a thread about how many emoticons can be used in any one post . :roll:

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Oooooh! diddums - Looks like you left something behind mcTwitter

Image


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oh dear,without pics and emoticons you don't have alot.

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lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:
You mean the g88ner, the Ike and the DB10?

:shock: :barscarf:

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arseofacrow wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:
You mean the g88ner, the Ike and the DB10?

:shock: :barscarf:
My balls. Suck them. :lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:Oh dear,without pics and emoticons you don't have alot.

It isn't 'alot' it is 'A Lot.'

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arseofacrow wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:lefty give us a joke- lefty lefty gives us a joke



:barscarf:
I shall try and put some on later Henry, the good, the bad and the ugly ones :lol:
You mean the g88ner, the Ike and the DB10?

:shock: :barscarf:
Given the choices, I'll take "the good" all day long :barscarf: :lol:

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