I went into the bank and walked up to the lady at the desk and said, "I want to open a fucking bank account." "Excuse me, what did you say ?" she replied. "I said I want to open a FUCKING bank account." "I'm willing to help you," she said, "But if you keep using that kind of language I'll have to get the manager over here." "Why, because i want to open a fucking back account ?" The lady had it and stormed off the the back to get the manager. She came back with the bank manager and he said to me, "Sir, what seems to be the problem ?" I said to him,
"The problem is that I just want to open up a fucking bank account here for £900,000." The manager replied, "Oh, and is this cunnt giving you a hard time !"