LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
Cheers Joe :barscarf:


Not sure if women have a sense of humour btw although they can multitask so maybe tell her the feminist joke while she is ironing :lol:

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
They don't need one Joe. They have vaginas which are pretty sweet. 8)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:51 am
GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
They don't need one Joe. They have vaginas which are pretty sweet. 8)
And sometimes metallic :shock: :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:28 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:51 am
GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
They don't need one Joe. They have vaginas which are pretty sweet. 8)
And sometimes metallic :shock: :lol:
:shock:

:coffeespit:

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?

Excellent work there LFG...


Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!? :shock: :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?

Excellent work there LFG...


Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!? :shock: :lol:
:oops:

Spuddy told me about one such event :shock: :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?

Excellent work there LFG...


Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!? :shock: :lol:
:oops:

Spuddy told me about one such event :shock: :lol:
Don't joke about that mate. He nearly choked to death on that condom. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:03 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:31 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Top, top work as always.

I'm looking forward to trying the 'feminist' ones on the wife. Do women have a sense of humour?
Does the Pope have a Vagina!?

Excellent work there LFG...


Ere how did you know about the used condom incident!? :shock: :lol:
:oops:

Spuddy told me about one such event :shock: :lol:
Don't joke about that mate. He nearly choked to death on that condom. :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol:

I can't find the coffee spit emoticon otherwise that would have had one :lol:

Poor old spudster :lol:

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Worst of all I heard the condom he half-swallowed was full of someone else's man juice! :shock: :ewwwww:

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So Good I had to post it Twice!

Just watch and wait. :D :wink:


https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/979825063263457280



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Apparently, BBC flagship programme Newsnight is going to hire Pippa Middleton, Kate's younger sister, as a news correspondent.

Which just goes to show you that if you work hard, get straight As and go to journalism school ...

you'll lose your dream job to a woman whose sister's married a Prince.

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Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures.

Girl goes to Starbucks : 47 pictures.

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The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

Anywhere else, it would've been called a teethbrush.

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I went into the bank and walked up to the lady at the desk and said, "I want to open a fucking bank account." "Excuse me, what did you say ?" she replied. "I said I want to open a FUCKING bank account." "I'm willing to help you," she said, "But if you keep using that kind of language I'll have to get the manager over here." "Why, because i want to open a fucking back account ?" The lady had it and stormed off the the back to get the manager. She came back with the bank manager and he said to me, "Sir, what seems to be the problem ?" I said to him,
"The problem is that I just want to open up a fucking bank account here for £900,000." The manager replied, "Oh, and is this cunnt giving you a hard time !"

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