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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:27 pm
by DB10GOONER

Quote OneBardGooner

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As always Great work LFG :barscarf: :hail:
Ahhhh back when there was love between the Ewok and Dwarf races.... :D :wink:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 4:19 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My wife said to me that holiday sex is definitely the best.

That's the worst postcard I've ever had tbf.
:lol:

Poor old Finsbury Park Gooner..... :lol: :wink:
:lol:

I think that joke was made for him :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 4:21 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner

Quote OneBardGooner

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As always Great work LFG :barscarf: :hail:
Ahhhh back when there was love between the Ewok and Dwarf races.... :D :wink:
:cry:

He started it, the fat little orange fucker :lol:

Where is he btw :rubchin:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:05 pm
by mcdowell42
I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.

Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go. Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO! Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:11 pm
by mcdowell42
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Larry's whore"

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:40 am
by augie
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:07 am
by DB10GOONER
I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.

Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go. Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO! Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:28 pm
by mcdowell42
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Alan

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:30 pm
by mcdowell42
I'm having regular sex with a blind woman.

The sex is great but it isn't easy getting her husband’s voice right.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:34 pm
by mcdowell42
Just had a good night out down the pub so I jumped in a taxi and said "take me to where I can get my cock sucked for a tenner mate"

Bit gutted when he took me to our house

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 6:47 am
by DB10GOONER
Just had a good night out down the pub so I jumped in a taxi and said "take me to where I can get my cock sucked for a tenner mate"

Bit gutted when he took me to our house
:lol:

Well at least now you know how it feels to be Spuddy. :shock:

:wink:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:43 am
by Postman
Saw 2 blind men fighting yesterday,
Didn't know how to stop them fighting,
So I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife"
They both stopped & ran away.

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:02 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Mc42 you been looking through the earlier jokes on this thread haven't you, you naughty little minx :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:38 pm
by mcdowell42
Sickipedia

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:38 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sickipedia
And all on here already :wink: