Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:49 pm
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CloakedGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:48 pmJust walked past a Game shop and saw a French footballer playing on the Nintendo!
Yep, I'm pretty sure it was Thierry on Wii
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:26 pmCloakedGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:48 pmJust walked past a Game shop and saw a French footballer playing on the Nintendo!
Yep, I'm pretty sure it was Thierry on Wii
That's.... that's so bad it's actually quite good !
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:21 pmYossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."
augie wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:17 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:21 pmYossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."
Can mods be warned over putting up jokes that are not from this century ? If not then they bloody well should be
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:21 pmYossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."
Postman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:31 amPaddy and Murphy fancy a Pint but only have a £1 between them. Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says are You mad? Now we're skint! Come on says Paddy follow Me.
They go into the pub order two pints and drink them before they pay. Paddy shoves the Sausage through the zipper of his Jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his Knee's and suck it. The Barman go's berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says..
'I cant do this any more, my Knee's are sore and I'm pissed.
How do you think i feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which Pub I lost the Sausage in!?