LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:20 pm

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

All men are bastards!

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:22 pm

I saw a bloke on the train wearing a T-shirt that read, "This is what a feminist looks like.

" And right enough, he had a flat chest and facial hair.

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:23 pm

Feminist picnic falls apart after nobody makes any sandwiches

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:26 pm

To avoid doubt I have this bumper sticker.

"My wife's driving is not terrorist related"

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:27 pm

There's been an outcry from feminists who claim the new Doctor Who should be a woman.

Don't they listen, he's a Doctor, not a fucking nurse.

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:28 pm

BBC News "A senior NASA engineer has said the first person to set foot on Mars should be a woman.

" Too right - We don't want it dusty when the men arrive!

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:29 pm

Following a sexist joke I made the other day, the Feminist Society now has my address.

Fortunately none of them can read a map!

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby StuartL » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:12 pm

Cheers lefty :bestmates:
Keep em coming

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:18 pm

Women are like snowflakes - beautiful, unique, and fucking deadly on the road.

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:19 pm

What takes up 18 parking spaces? 9 Women drivers.

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:19 pm

What takes up 18 parking spaces?

9 Women drivers.

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:22 pm

Should have just gone with 18 women drivers :? :lol:

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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:24 pm

:lol:
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Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:24 pm

Due to an unfortunate genetic defect I've been told that I can't drive because I have a lack of spatial awareness. This defect has also left me with an inability to think logically and I suffer from terrible mood swings.

On the upside, I can have kids, I'm great at housework and I've got a cracking set of tits.

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:25 pm

I haven't even had a fuckin beer, must be Parkinson's ffs


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