LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet :D

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pm
Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet :D
:lol:

You got friends :shock: :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pm
Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet :D
:lol:

You got friends :shock: :lol:
:lol:

Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here.... :worried:

:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pm
Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet :D
:lol:

You got friends :shock: :lol:
:lol:

Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here.... :worried:

:D :wink:
Mo fuckers :cussing: :lol:

Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right :-P :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:41 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pm
Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet :D
:lol:

You got friends :shock: :lol:
:lol:

Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here.... :worried:

:D :wink:
Mo fuckers :cussing: :lol:

Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right :-P :lol:
:lol: :lol:

But yeah like you I'm of a generation where my friends are all actual people I've hung out with for decades. :shock:

I know that's not as cool as having 675 imaginary social media friends like the kids nowadays but then I'm not an entitled snowflake prick like the majority of them either! :D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:53 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:41 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pm
Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet :D
:lol:

You got friends :shock: :lol:
:lol:

Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here.... :worried:

:D :wink:
Mo fuckers :cussing: :lol:

Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right :-P :lol:
:lol: :lol:

But yeah like you I'm of a generation where my friends are all actual people I've hung out with for decades. :shock:

I know that's not as cool as having 675 imaginary social media friends like the kids nowadays but then I'm not an entitled snowflake prick like the majority of them either! :D :wink:
:lol:

Is MC42 in that bracket :lol:

But yes all this social media millions of friends most of whom I've never met let alone conversed with is *****, it's all people needing to be liked :roll:

I on the other hand know I'm not liked so don't give a shit :lol:

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The only thing flat-earthers fear …....

is sphere itself.

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I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so i tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.

I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.

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"Diana!" I said greeting my Mother-In-Law as she walked through the door...

She said, "My name's Anna."

I said, "Yeah, I know."

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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia.

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My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.

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I love taking pictures of myself standing next to boiling water..

Doctor says I've got selfie steam issues..

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Mail online: "world's oldest paperboy dies at 92."

94 are wondering where their Evening Telegraph's got to.

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:08 pm
"Diana!" I said greeting my Mother-In-Law as she walked through the door...

She said, "My name's Anna."

I said, "Yeah, I know."
:lol: :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:09 pm
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I bet you have.

Giants.

Or anyone over 5'8". :D :wink:

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