
LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Keep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet 

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mcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet![]()

You got friends


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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet![]()
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Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....



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Mo fuckersDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet![]()
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You got friends![]()
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Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....![]()
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Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right


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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:41 amMo fuckersDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet![]()
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You got friends![]()
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Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....![]()
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Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right![]()
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But yeah like you I'm of a generation where my friends are all actual people I've hung out with for decades.

I know that's not as cool as having 675 imaginary social media friends like the kids nowadays but then I'm not an entitled snowflake prick like the majority of them either!


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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:53 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:41 amMo fuckersDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:45 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:16 pmmcdowell42 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:13 pmKeep them coming Lefty, my friends on Facebook think I'm the funniest guy on the planet![]()
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You got friends![]()
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Me too. My footy whatsapp group are pissing themselves and yes I'm claiming the credit. Unless one of the sneaky fuckers joins up here....![]()
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Just a quick question, your "friends" have met you, right![]()
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But yeah like you I'm of a generation where my friends are all actual people I've hung out with for decades.![]()
I know that's not as cool as having 675 imaginary social media friends like the kids nowadays but then I'm not an entitled snowflake prick like the majority of them either!![]()
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Is MC42 in that bracket

But yes all this social media millions of friends most of whom I've never met let alone conversed with is *****, it's all people needing to be liked

I on the other hand know I'm not liked so don't give a shit

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The only thing flat-earthers fear …....
is sphere itself.
is sphere itself.
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I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so i tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.
I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.
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"Diana!" I said greeting my Mother-In-Law as she walked through the door...
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
Feefiphobia.
Feefiphobia.
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My plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
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I love taking pictures of myself standing next to boiling water..
Doctor says I've got selfie steam issues..
Doctor says I've got selfie steam issues..
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Mail online: "world's oldest paperboy dies at 92."
94 are wondering where their Evening Telegraph's got to.
94 are wondering where their Evening Telegraph's got to.
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:08 pm"Diana!" I said greeting my Mother-In-Law as she walked through the door...
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."


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I bet you have.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:09 pmI've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
Giants.
Or anyone over 5'8".

