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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:30 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
shu wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:45 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:13 pm
Marriage....because your shitty day doesn't have to end after work.
My son has just written in his mum's Mother's Day card , I said put loving , kind , positive mum , lol the biggest piss take ever , I bet she will be saying you told him to write it . Shit I can hear the broom stick coming up the road, better go.
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Someone's gonna be cast into a frog
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:56 pm
by shu
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:15 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
shu wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:56 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:28 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A little girl says to her mother, 'Mummy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.'
Her mum says, 'Well pick one sweetie - you can’t do both.'
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:01 pm
by Midz
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:38 pm
Be careful if you're thinking of getting a rescue cat.
My nan had one.
She slipped and fell one day and the cat literally sat there and did fuck all.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:27 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Coromavirus free man seeks coromavirus free woman with toilet paper.
Send pictures of toilet paper!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:41 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Isn't it amazing when your dying with Flu and feeling like shit, You can still always muster just enough energy for a wan.k.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:50 am
by IW8Goalmachine
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:07 pm
by shu
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:41 pm
Isn't it amazing when your dying with Flu and feeling like shit, You can still always muster just enough energy for a wan.k.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:48 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:23 pm
by corkbarry1
Invisible joke?
Seeing as everyone is reading this!
I see that The Arsenal have negotiated with her Majestys Post Office to shift the post codes to take The Emirates from N7 to N5 same as Highbury.
All it cost was a 1 million pound refurbishment of Islington post office.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:30 pm
by corkbarry1
God was seen walking around Cork City.
The Guards asked him why he was breaking the lockdown?
He said
I'm working from home
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:36 pm
by StuartL
corkbarry1 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:30 pm
God was seen walking around Cork City.
The Guards asked him why he was breaking the lockdown?
He said
I'm working from home
Us Cork guys have got to stick together
See DNA / Family tree post
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:46 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
corkbarry1 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:23 pm
Invisible joke?
Seeing as everyone is reading this!
I see that The Arsenal have negotiated with her Majestys Post Office to shift the post codes to take The Emirates from N7 to N5 same as Highbury.
All it cost was a 1 million pound refurbishment of Islington post office.
I dont know what happened there, maybe a subliminal message to stop all the bad jokes.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:50 am
by mcdowell42
The best thing about being schizophrenic is that it turns a ***** into an orgy
