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Schizophrenia - together I can beat it.

Anyone wishing to show their appreciation for Amazon delivery drivers are asked to clap at their homes tomorrow anytime between 9am and 6pm.

"Darling...fancy putting on a nurses uniform"?

"Ooh, cheeky boy...you feeling horny"?

"Nah...we've run out of bread"

A man doesn't walk into a pub..........

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:31 am

"Darling...fancy putting on a nurses uniform"?

"Ooh, cheeky boy...you feeling horny"?

"Nah...we've run out of bread"

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:14 am

Schizophrenia - together I can beat it.

As if it wasn't bad enough being Dyslexic, now I've got the Racoon virus.

Don't go to the pub.

Don't meet up with your friends.

Don't come home with an infection.

Honestly, Boris Johnson is starting to sound like my fucking girlfriend.

Many parents are about to discover that the teacher was not the problem.

My cat just asked me if I want the radio leaving on while he goes out.

Fucking prick.

Let's take a moment to think of Philip Schofield.

The poor bugger only just came out and now he's being told he's got to stay in.

No gatherings with more than two people.

Piers Morgan can still have all his friends round then?

The Germans have started to put their towels on hospital beds.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:06 pm

Let's take a moment to think of Philip Schofield.

The poor bugger only just came out and now he's being told he's got to stay in.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:02 pm

Many parents are about to discover that the teacher was not the problem.