Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:40 pm
Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts...
turns out he was the Carroty Kid
turns out he was the Carroty Kid
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:41 pm
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I'm doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:42 pm
Pretty sure we could test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:43 pm
A chinese kid asks his father: "Dad, why do they say all Chinese people look alike?"
He replied: "I am not your dad"
He replied: "I am not your dad"
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:43 pm
Just found out that there is a library in my local town centre.
They kept that quiet
They kept that quiet
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:44 pm
My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish at School and he still hasn't learnt the word for please...
and I think that is poor for four.
and I think that is poor for four.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:45 pm
My wife has been going to the gym and she is starting to look that good that I've had to tell her sister that she'd better start to get herself in shape.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:47 pm
Goal-line technology's nothing new to me. My wife's been asking me for years whether it was in or not.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pm
I orgasmed in the tub last night.
The wife fucking hates when I call her that.
The wife fucking hates when I call her that.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pmI orgasmed in the tub last night.
The wife fucking hates it when I call her that.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:52 pm
My editing skills are shitLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:51 pmI orgasmed in the tub last night.
The wife fucking hates it when I call her that.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:56 pm
I said I hated my wedding cake,
Then it burst into tiers
Then it burst into tiers
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:59 pm
Phil Fodens girlfriend has forgiven him for taking a girl back to his hotel room.
Well it was either that, or get a job
Well it was either that, or get a job
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:12 pm
I was a crack baby.
Unlike my brother, he was a Caesarian section.
Unlike my brother, he was a Caesarian section.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:13 pm
Got invited to BBQ party today.
Didn't go though, I'm not even sure what kind of gender a BBQ is if I'm honest.
Didn't go though, I'm not even sure what kind of gender a BBQ is if I'm honest.