LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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An attractive blonde woman arrives at the vets with her large German Shepherd, and finds herself sitting next to a chap with a Jack Russell.
After exchanging pleasantries she asks, "Why have you bought your dog in today?"
He replies, "I have a young grandchild, and while she was playing with him yesterday he snarled and snapped at her, so I have decided in the interests of safety to have him put down."
He then asks the woman why she has bought her dog to the vets.
"Oh, ' she says," This morning, after my shower, I was bent over my bed arranging my clothes when jumped on me from behind and mounted me quite forcefully. "
" I assume that you are having him put down as well then? ", the chap replied.
" Oh no! " the woman responded, "I am just going to get his claws clipped. '

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Rugby Gooner wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 4:52 pm
An attractive blonde woman arrives at the vets with her large German Shepherd, and finds herself sitting next to a chap with a Jack Russell.
After exchanging pleasantries she asks, "Why have you bought your dog in today?"
He replies, "I have a young grandchild, and while she was playing with him yesterday he snarled and snapped at her, so I have decided in the interests of safety to have him put down."
He then asks the woman why she has bought her dog to the vets.
"Oh, ' she says," This morning, after my shower, I was bent over my bed arranging my clothes when jumped on me from behind and mounted me quite forcefully. "
" I assume that you are having him put down as well then? ", the chap replied.
" Oh no! " the woman responded, "I am just going to get his claws clipped. '
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